Teams & Riders Coolest Names in the Peloton*

[Armchair cyclist]

I suppose Ina-Yoko Teutenberg's parents have some responsibility for the introduction of silly sounding double forenames into the peloton, but she has passed the burden to another generation via her alliterative kids:
Tim Torn Teutenberg (came to my notice in the Antalya results this week)
and Lea Lin Teutenberg.

One wonders what other siblings they have: Bim Bam? Cu Coo? Wig Wam? Ding Dong? Flip Flop? Zig Zag?

 

[RedheadDane]

I suppose Ina-Yoko Teutenberg's parents have some responsibility for the introduction of silly sounding double forenames into the peloton, but she has passed the burden to another generation via her alliterative kids:
Tim Torn Teutenberg (came to my notice in the Antalya results this week)
and Lea Lin Teutenberg.

It's her brother, Lars, you're gonna have to blame for that. She's their aunt.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

It's her brother, Lars, you're gonna have to blame for that. She's their aunt.

He was probably jealous because he got a very boring name himself, so he made sure his own children wouldn't suffer from it.
I believe the Canyon SRAM riders call him Mr. Pain.

 

[tobydawq]

I suppose Ina-Yoko Teutenberg's parents have some responsibility for the introduction of silly sounding double forenames into the peloton, but she has passed the burden to another generation via her alliterative kids:
Tim Torn Teutenberg (came to my notice in the Antalya results this week)
and Lea Lin Teutenberg.

One wonders what other siblings they have: Bim Bam? Cu Coo? Wig Wam? Ding Dong? Flip Flop? Zig Zag?

King Kong, I think.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

King Kong, I think.

Or Binck Bank.

 

[tobydawq]

Or Binck Bank.

Or Samuel Sánchez

 

[Netserk]

Or Samuel Sánchez

I don't think the second name is a forename in that case. (But I know both a Jens Jensen and a Johannes Johansen, curiously enough)

 

[tobydawq]

I don't think the second name is a forename in that case. (But I know both a Jens Jensen and a Johannes Johansen, curiously enough)

Samu Sancho Teutenberg does have a certain ring to it.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Samu Sancho Teutenberg does have a certain ring to it.

That name would make it easy for him to gain the hour record previously held by his father.

 

[Armchair cyclist]

He was probably jealous because he got a very boring name himself...

No. He goes by Lars, but I suspect it is officially Larsa Lot

 

[Anderis]

At the risk of bringing up names that have already been mentioned:

Vera Looser

Vera Looser (born 1993-10-28) is a professional road racing cyclist from Namibia, currently riding for Andy Schleck - CP NVST - Immo Losch. Her best results are 9x National Championships Namibia WE - Road Race, 7x National Championships Namibia WE - ITT and 1st place in African Continental...

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Ironically, all of her race days this years have been wins.

Wim Omloop

Wim Omloop (born 1971-10-05) is a road racing cyclist from Belgium, active between 1989 and 2001. His best results are 2x GP Stad Vilvoorde, 1st place in Nationale Sluitingprijs Putte-Kapellen and 1st place in stage Ronde van Nederland.

www.procyclingstats.com

Geert Omloop

Geert Omloop (born 1974-02-12) is a road racing cyclist from Belgium, active between 1995 and 2010. His best results are 2x GP Rudy Dhaenens, 2x Omloop van het Houtland Lichtervelde and 1st place in Eneco Ronde Van Het Groene Hart.

www.procyclingstats.com

Marcel Omloop

Marcel Omloop (born 1949-11-24) is a road racing cyclist from Belgium, active between 1971 and 1974. His best results are 1st place in Omloop van de Fruitstreek, 1st place in stage Course de la Paix and 7th place in Ronde van Limburg.

www.procyclingstats.com

Could you imagine a more cycling last name? And all of them managed to win at least one namesake race!

Apparently, there were other riders with both of these names.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

I'm not sure it's a cool name, but Leangel Linarez definitely has a nice to ring it.

 

[RedheadDane]

I'm not sure it's a cool name, but Leangel Linarez definitely has a nice to ring it.

Cool name. Funny name. Has-a-nice-ring-to-it name. Anything goes, as long as there's a connection to pro cycling.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Cool name. Funny name. Has-a-nice-ring-to-it name. Anything goes, as long as there's a connection to pro cycling.

Sure, but I was just letting you know, that I haven't fully decided which category his name falls into just yet.

 

[RedheadDane]

Then there's a guy like Dan Frost, who has a cold name.
Same for Mikel Nieve.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Then there's a guy like Dan Frost, who has a cold name.
Same for Mikel Nieve.

And then there's also Giovanni Carboni, who has a coal name.

 

[GenericBoonenFan]

https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/charlotte-kool Talking about coal names...

 

[RedheadDane]

https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/charlotte-kool Talking about coal names...

Pffff... you're slow! We already discussed her way back!

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Pffff... you're slow! We already discussed her way back!

Yes, but we've never discussed the Dutch meaning of her name.

 

[RedheadDane]

Talking about coal names:

• KULSET Sindre
  
  
• KULSET Magnus
  
  
• KULSET Kristian
  
  
• KULSET Johannes

Dunno if they're all brothers.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Talking about coal names:

• KULSET Sindre
• KULSET Magnus
• KULSET Kristian
• KULSET Johannes

Dunno if they're all brothers.

I believe they are.
http://instagr.am/p/CYJf5UmM9Bp/ View: https://www.instagram.com/p/CYJf5UmM9Bp/

 

[RedheadDane]

I believe they are.

Guess it won't be long before Uno-X signs Johannes, then.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Guess it won't be long before Uno-X signs Johannes, then.

Or their sister, too.
http://instagr.am/p/CXTQ5diMDKX/ View: https://www.instagram.com/p/CXTQ5diMDKX/

 

[GenericBoonenFan]

Or their sister, too.
http://instagr.am/p/CXTQ5diMDKX/ View: https://www.instagram.com/p/CXTQ5diMDKX/

Pfff, this early-on talent scouting is getting out of hand. Last Thursday I saw Joxean Fernandez at the Anderlecht U17 mens game.

 

[zigzag wanderer]

I suppose Ina-Yoko Teutenberg's parents have some responsibility for the introduction of silly sounding double forenames into the peloton, but she has passed the burden to another generation via her alliterative kids:
Tim Torn Teutenberg (came to my notice in the Antalya results this week)
and Lea Lin Teutenberg.

One wonders what other siblings they have: Bim Bam? Cu Coo? Wig Wam? Ding Dong? Flip Flop? Zig Zag?

Is there something silly about the name ZigZag?