Teams & Riders Coolest Names in the Peloton*

[Squire]

This guy got destroyed by Froome in July 2015.

https://cqranking.com/men/asp/gen/rider.asp?riderid=38209

 

[QueenStagiaire]

This guy got destroyed by Froome in July 2015.

https://cqranking.com/men/asp/gen/rider.asp?riderid=38209

Not unsurprising at the age of 11.

 

[RedheadDane]

Imagine these two guys getting into a duel (a cycling duel! Not a sword-fighting duel, or shooting duel.)

Mathias Post

Mathias Post (born 2007-11-22) is a road racing cyclist from Denmark, currently riding for Team Aalborg - Sparekassen Danmark.

www.procyclingstats.com

Mathias Posth

Mathias Posth (born 2009-01-01) is a road racing cyclist from France, active between 2024 and 2026.

www.procyclingstats.com

Would have to be from 2028 at the earliest, since Posth is still a junior.

 

[QueenStagiaire]

Imagine these two guys getting into a duel (a cycling duel! Not a sword-fighting duel, or shooting duel.)

Mathias Post

Mathias Post (born 2007-11-22) is a road racing cyclist from Denmark, currently riding for Team Aalborg - Sparekassen Danmark.

www.procyclingstats.com

Mathias Posth

Mathias Posth (born 2009-01-01) is a road racing cyclist from France, active between 2024 and 2026.

www.procyclingstats.com

Would have to be from next year at the earliest, since Posth is still a junior.

Posth is also still a junior next year so it‘s possible only from 2028 onwards.

 

[RedheadDane]

Posth is also still a junior next year so it‘s possible only from 2028 onwards.

Yeah, like I wrote...

Would have to be from 2028 at the earliest, since Posth is still a junior.

Also, he's basically the oldest you can be as a junior.

 

[RedheadDane]

Now, imagine if these two ever raced against each other:

https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/toby-tombs

Ryan Death

Ryan Death (born 2007-06-29) is a road racing cyclist from Australia, active between 2024 and 2026.

www.procyclingstats.com

Unfortunately, it doesn't seem like Death is doing much racing these days.

 

[Libertine Seguros]

I thought you were going to have mentioned this guy

https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/vainqueur-masengesho

Obviously needs to team with Winner Anacona.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Now, imagine if these two ever raced against each other:

https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/toby-tombs

Ryan Death

Ryan Death (born 2007-06-29) is a road racing cyclist from Australia, active between 2024 and 2026.

www.procyclingstats.com

Unfortunately, it doesn't seem like Death is doing much racing these days.

He's done some gravel races this month so he appears to still be alive despite his name.

https://firstcycling.com/rider.php?r=240639

 

[rallybanana]

Is Chris Froome still looking for a team?

Run & Race - Solarpur 2026

Run & Race - Solarpur 2026 is a cycling team from Germany. Their main riders are Luca Jenni, Sverre Litlere and Andrin Züger.

www.procyclingstats.com

 

[RedheadDane]

We've got 'Frigo', and 'Frost', now there's this kid:

Charlie Stenberg Warming

Charlie Stenberg Warming (born 2009-10-26) is a road racing cyclist from Denmark, currently riding for Team Kvickly Odder Junior.

www.procyclingstats.com

 

[Coppi-Bartali]

Ninth in Asturias.

9

11

▲2

Lightfoot Mark

AVC Aix Provence Dole

25

16

4:38

 

[hrotha]

Luke Lamperti is a pretty cool name. First of all, it alliterates, which is always fun. And then the surname is a very Lombard form with the /p/ for original /b/ (etymologically it's something like Land-bright). I'm a big fan of the Lombards (the Langobards, not the Lega)

And then there's Dorian Godon, specifically his last name. Now, this is certainly not the case, but I like to think of it as the medieval French anti-English slur godon (supposedly from god damn), as used for example by ma tres chiere Jehanne la Pucelle

 

[RedheadDane]

Is it just me, or does this imply some rather dangerous behaviour?

The Joyrun & Hurricane Cycling Team 2026

The Joyrun & Hurricane Cycling Team 2026 is a cycling team from China. Their main riders are Muhamad Zawawi Azman, Aurelien de Comarmond and Callum Ormiston.

www.procyclingstats.com

Joyruns and hurricanes... generally shouldn't be mixed!

You also shouldn't run sadly in a hurricane...