Critérium du Dauphiné 2025, June 8 - 15

[Netserk]

Jorgenson should attack before the steepest part, and if he gets a gap, Kuss should drop back and pace him up to the break.

 

[CyclistAbi]

In world of instagrams they go and leave the viewers dangling for hours.

 

[Berniece]

There you go. Paret-Peintre and their potato tactics. A true potato team. @Tim Cahill Classic Quick-Step.

What should they have done?

 

[Didier_Bel]

Where are you watching this ? Eurosport only starts broadcasting in 30’ …

 

[Cycling111]

According to PCS Novak was 2:30 behind 5 minutes ago and now is in the peloton

Without images, it's difficult to decipher because the data provided by PCS isn't correct. Novak has been mistaken for Wellens before.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Do you by any chance know if there is a word for that in Danish?

It's an old process from the Viking Age called knæhøj karse med bred ymer. It's the reason we've just surpassed 6 million inhabitants for the first time.

 

[Tim Cahill]

If Valentin hadn’t spent so many biscuits mowing down Benjamin he other day perhaps he makes it over the mountain in the group.

 

[QueenStagiaire]

PCS is only making reports based on informations from the internet and the organisation‘s live ticker. I don‘t know why people think some random Dutch guys with too Little server space have 50 motorbikes and 100 drones around the race and are tracking the bikes.

 

[Potomac]

It's an old process from the Viking Age called knæhøj karse med bred ymer. It's the reason we've just surpassed 6 million inhabitants for the first time.

Do I laugh or cry on this one? I need guidance.

 

[Netserk]

Tulett better blow it up after SCdV.

 

[Boehmand]

Do you by any chance know if there is a word for that in Danish?

Not quite, the closest I can get is "objektofili" - but that does not cover the actual procreation

 

[CyclistAbi]

It's an old process from the Viking Age called knæhøj karse med bred ymer. It's the reason we've just surpassed 6 million inhabitants for the first time.

I see, some sort of breed hammer, good to know that.

 

[CyclistAbi]

Not quite, the closest I can get is "objektofili" - but that does not cover the actual procreation

Been there.

 

[Boehmand]

It's an old process from the Viking Age called knæhøj karse med bred ymer. It's the reason we've just surpassed 6 million inhabitants for the first time.

You forgot the all-important qualification "rødgrød med fløde"!

 

[Krzysztof_O]

Tulett better blow it up after SCdV.

Croix de Fer (from the hardest side) is a huge climb and the last few km before Glandon are quite nasty. One team could really explode the race if enough horsepower is there.

 

[Boehmand]

Do I laugh or cry on this one? I need guidance.

It literally means "knee-high watercress with wide (Danish) yogurt" - not sure how much of a "guidance" that is though

 

[Boehmand]

Been there.

I too was procreated - we have so much in common

 

[Samu Cuenca]

You forgot the all-important qualification "rødgrød med fløde"!

That only comes if you choose to eat the placenta, or in this case the inner tube.

 

[Tim Cahill]

Rabobank need to steal my top tactics of baiting Pogacar into attacking from 100k. Set a big pace then look around all sheepishly and drop a bit like Landa on Loze that time, then when he attacks give him 30 seconds and get everyone on the front.

 

[QueenStagiaire]

Guillaume Martin attacking because the bees are busy wheelsucking.

 

[CyclistAbi]

That only comes if you choose to eat the placenta, or in this case the inner tube.

Guys, some haven't eaten yet. Waiting for the desert, for the live coverage to start.

 

[Boehmand]

That only comes if you choose to eat the placenta, or in this case the inner tube.

Don't we all?

 

[Zoetemelk-fan]

Devastating with no live signal yet.
Especially when you've climbed Croix de Fer from the hard side (Glandon) yourself and bern excited to watch details.
Seems like they'll almosy have finished the Glandon-part before TV signal hits the air.
Extremely frustrating.

 

[Netserk]

Slow pace in the peloton. Nothing will happen?

 

[Krzysztof_O]

Slow pace in the peloton. Nothing will happen?

Maybe Visma-LAB decided not to burn too many matches here (with a small chance of success) and to save them for the Tour. But it doesn't match their pride well.