Current Peloton Personalities

[TrudyTas]

WARNING: Don't bother with this thread unless you're feeling a little frivolous

We all know which riders are the best climbers, tallest, wealthiest, oldest, fastest sprinters, etc. Personality traits are less quantifiable, so I'm putting these up for discussion - feel free to suggest alternatives and/or add others

Ballsiest = Robbie McEwen
Bravest = Kenny van Hummel (based only on TDF performance)
Craftiest = Lance Armstrong
Crankiest = any of a number of bike tossers
Creepiest = Michael Rasmussen
Fiercest = Jens Voigt
Funniest = Jens Voigt
Likeable-est = Jens Voigt
Loneliest = Cadel Evans
Scariest = Jens Voigt
Sexiest = Fabian Cancellara
Shyest = Denis Menchov
Toughest = Stuart O'Grady
Virile-est = Jens Voigt

 

[Hugh Januss]

WARNING: Don't bother with this thread unless you're feeling a little frivolous

We all know which riders are the best climbers, tallest, wealthiest, oldest, fastest sprinters, etc. Personality traits are less quantifiable, so I'm putting these up for discussion - feel free to suggest alternatives and/or add others

Ballsiest = Robbie McEwen
Bravest = Kenny van Hummel (based only on TDF performance)
Craftiest = Lance Armstrong
Crankiest = any of a number of bike tossers
Creepiest = Michael Rasmussen
Fiercest = Jens Voigt
Funniest = Jens Voigt
Likeable-est = Jens Voigt
Loneliest = Cadel Evans
Scariest = Jens Voigt
Sexiest = Fabian Cancellara
Shyest = Denis Menchov
Toughest = Stuart O'Grady
Virile-est = Jens Voigt

Uhm....Wants to have Jens Voigt's baby= ?

 

[badboyberty]

Crankiest = any of a number of bike tossers

Is that someone who throws their bike (ala David Millar), or the other type of tosser (ala David Millar)?

 

[TrudyTas]

Is that someone who throws their bike (ala David Millar), or the other type of tosser (ala David Millar)?

I was thinking of the former ...

 

[Timmy-loves-Rabo]

WARNING: Don't bother with this thread unless you're feeling a little frivolous

We all know which riders are the best climbers, tallest, wealthiest, oldest, fastest sprinters, etc. Personality traits are less quantifiable, so I'm putting these up for discussion - feel free to suggest alternatives and/or add others

Ballsiest = Robbie McEwen
Bravest = Kenny van Hummel (based only on TDF performance)
Craftiest = Lance Armstrong
Crankiest = any of a number of bike tossers
Creepiest = Michael Rasmussen
Fiercest = Jens Voigt
Funniest = Jens Voigt
Likeable-est = Jens Voigt
Loneliest = Cadel Evans
Scariest = Jens Voigt
Sexiest = Fabian Cancellara
Shyest = Denis Menchov
Toughest = Stuart O'Grady
Virile-est = Jens Voigt

I LOL'd

Most Bad A$S = Bos

 

[runninboy]

WARNING: Don't bother with this thread unless you're feeling a little frivolous

We all know which riders are the best climbers, tallest, wealthiest, oldest, fastest sprinters, etc. Personality traits are less quantifiable, so I'm putting these up for discussion - feel free to suggest alternatives and/or add others

Ballsiest = Robbie McEwen
Bravest = Kenny van Hummel (based only on TDF performance)
Craftiest = Lance Armstrong
Crankiest = any of a number of bike tossers
Creepiest = Michael Rasmussen
Fiercest = Jens Voigt
Funniest = Jens Voigt
Likeable-est = Jens Voigt
Loneliest = Cadel Evans
Scariest = Jens Voigt
Sexiest = Fabian Cancellara
Shyest = Denis Menchov
Toughest = Stuart O'Grady
Virile-est = Jens Voigt

agree
except substitite Emilia Fahlin eveywhere you have Voigt & Fabian

 

[runninboy]

I LOL'd

Most Bad A$S = Bos

Best A$$ also Fahlin

 

[anubisza]

I LOL'd

Most Bad A$S = Bos

Not bad a$$, just a$$.

 

[Arn Old]

American Idol = Zab

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q42j0Z1B_SU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtZv6Z53lFE

 

[Cartesian Centaur]

Not bad a$$, just a$$.

Change that bad to a best and you'd be right on the money with Bos.

 

[TrudyTas]

American Idol = Zab

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q42j0Z1B_SU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtZv6Z53lFE

I like craziest = Dave Zabriskie

 

[ak-zaaf]

hmmmmm

Ballsiest = di luca
Bravest = vinokourov
Craftiest = rasmussen
Crankiest = la
Creepiest = any basque ;p
Fiercest = Jens Voigt
Funniest = zabriskie
Likeable-est = de jongh
Loneliest = ricco
Scariest = most riders after roubaix (faces of meth pt.2)
Sexiest = asked my wife: petacchi, f schleck, canc and boonen
Shyest = van hummel (always so far back)
Toughest = vansummeren
Virile-est = cancellara

 

[TrudyTas]

hmmmmm

Virile-est = cancellara

He hasn't got more kids than Jens, has he???

 

[ak-zaaf]

He hasn't got more kids than Jens, has he???

jens has 5 kids at home.
canc has 24 kids in 17 different countries

 

[Cartesian Centaur]

He hasn't got more kids than Jens, has he???

Cancellara is so virile that children spring fully formed from his mighty thighs, like Zeus giving birth to Dionysus.

 

[ak-zaaf]

Cancellara is so virile that children spring fully formed from his mighty thighs, like Zeus giving birth to Dionysus.

and that settles the famous 'yahoo! answers' question: "how is babby formed?"

 

[TrudyTas]

Cancellara is so virile that children spring fully formed from his mighty thighs, like Zeus giving birth to Dionysus.

So, that's why they call him Spartacus!

 

[Cartesian Centaur]

and that settles the famous 'yahoo! answers' question: "how is babby formed?"

Unfortunately it sheds no light on the equally pressing question of "how girl get pragnent?"

 

[mistahsinclair]

hmmmmm

Ballsiest = di luca

What about Ricco or Cav

 

[VeloFidelis]

Most Likely to Succeed: Taylor Phinney

 

[Anonymous]

Is that someone who throws their bike (ala David Millar), or the other type of tosser (ala David Millar)?

Riis tossed his Pinarello funny bike during the '97 TdF. I think it was the final ITT. That thing caught an up-draft and sailed pretty far.

 

[marinoni]

Creepiest- Vino
Funniest- Wiggins
Weirdest- Zabriskie

 

[danyela]

In the Cycle Sport Magazine on an article on Andy Schleck, he was 'rumoured to be the worst flirt in the entire peloton, to the extent that even Filippo Pozzato is said to be disgusted.'

So maybe A Schleck = flirtiest?

 

[Mambo95]

The least PR - Cavendish, inheriting the 'I'll say what ever's on my mind' mantle from Robbie Mac

 

[scribe]

jens has 5 kids at home.
canc has 24 kids in 17 different countries

Spartacus, the sperm hurricane.