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TrudyTas

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WARNING: Don't bother with this thread unless you're feeling a little frivolous :)

We all know which riders are the best climbers, tallest, wealthiest, oldest, fastest sprinters, etc. Personality traits are less quantifiable, so I'm putting these up for discussion - feel free to suggest alternatives and/or add others :)

Ballsiest = Robbie McEwen
Bravest = Kenny van Hummel (based only on TDF performance)
Craftiest = Lance Armstrong
Crankiest = any of a number of bike tossers
Creepiest = Michael Rasmussen
Fiercest = Jens Voigt
Funniest = Jens Voigt
Likeable-est = Jens Voigt
Loneliest = Cadel Evans
Scariest = Jens Voigt
Sexiest = Fabian Cancellara
Shyest = Denis Menchov
Toughest = Stuart O'Grady
Virile-est = Jens Voigt
 
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TrudyTas said:
WARNING: Don't bother with this thread unless you're feeling a little frivolous :)

We all know which riders are the best climbers, tallest, wealthiest, oldest, fastest sprinters, etc. Personality traits are less quantifiable, so I'm putting these up for discussion - feel free to suggest alternatives and/or add others :)

Ballsiest = Robbie McEwen
Bravest = Kenny van Hummel (based only on TDF performance)
Craftiest = Lance Armstrong
Crankiest = any of a number of bike tossers
Creepiest = Michael Rasmussen
Fiercest = Jens Voigt
Funniest = Jens Voigt
Likeable-est = Jens Voigt
Loneliest = Cadel Evans
Scariest = Jens Voigt
Sexiest = Fabian Cancellara
Shyest = Denis Menchov
Toughest = Stuart O'Grady
Virile-est = Jens Voigt
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Uhm....Wants to have Jens Voigt's baby= ?
 
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TrudyTas said:
WARNING: Don't bother with this thread unless you're feeling a little frivolous :)

We all know which riders are the best climbers, tallest, wealthiest, oldest, fastest sprinters, etc. Personality traits are less quantifiable, so I'm putting these up for discussion - feel free to suggest alternatives and/or add others :)

Ballsiest = Robbie McEwen
Bravest = Kenny van Hummel (based only on TDF performance)
Craftiest = Lance Armstrong
Crankiest = any of a number of bike tossers
Creepiest = Michael Rasmussen
Fiercest = Jens Voigt
Funniest = Jens Voigt
Likeable-est = Jens Voigt
Loneliest = Cadel Evans
Scariest = Jens Voigt
Sexiest = Fabian Cancellara
Shyest = Denis Menchov
Toughest = Stuart O'Grady
Virile-est = Jens Voigt
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I LOL'd :eek:

Most Bad A$S = Bos
 
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TrudyTas said:
WARNING: Don't bother with this thread unless you're feeling a little frivolous :)

We all know which riders are the best climbers, tallest, wealthiest, oldest, fastest sprinters, etc. Personality traits are less quantifiable, so I'm putting these up for discussion - feel free to suggest alternatives and/or add others :)

Ballsiest = Robbie McEwen
Bravest = Kenny van Hummel (based only on TDF performance)
Craftiest = Lance Armstrong
Crankiest = any of a number of bike tossers
Creepiest = Michael Rasmussen
Fiercest = Jens Voigt
Funniest = Jens Voigt
Likeable-est = Jens Voigt
Loneliest = Cadel Evans
Scariest = Jens Voigt
Sexiest = Fabian Cancellara
Shyest = Denis Menchov
Toughest = Stuart O'Grady
Virile-est = Jens Voigt
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agree
except substitite Emilia Fahlin eveywhere you have Voigt & Fabian

:D
 
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ak-zaaf

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hmmmmm

Ballsiest = di luca
Bravest = vinokourov
Craftiest = rasmussen
Crankiest = la
Creepiest = any basque ;p
Fiercest = Jens Voigt
Funniest = zabriskie
Likeable-est = de jongh
Loneliest = ricco
Scariest = most riders after roubaix (faces of meth pt.2)
Sexiest = asked my wife: petacchi, f schleck, canc and boonen
Shyest = van hummel (always so far back)
Toughest = vansummeren
Virile-est = cancellara
 
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ak-zaaf

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Cartesian Centaur said:
Cancellara is so virile that children spring fully formed from his mighty thighs, like Zeus giving birth to Dionysus.
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and that settles the famous 'yahoo! answers' question: "how is babby formed?"
 
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Is that someone who throws their bike (ala David Millar), or the other type of tosser (ala David Millar)?
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Riis tossed his Pinarello funny bike during the '97 TdF. I think it was the final ITT. That thing caught an up-draft and sailed pretty far.:D
 
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In the Cycle Sport Magazine on an article on Andy Schleck, he was 'rumoured to be the worst flirt in the entire peloton, to the extent that even Filippo Pozzato is said to be disgusted.'

So maybe A Schleck = flirtiest?
 
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