Cyclists Asking for Drugs

[Parera]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/exhausted-cyclists-ask-for-some-drugs-so-they-can,28847/

 

[thamask]

Talk about creative journalism.

 

[BroDeal]

Talk about creative journalism.

The Onion is America's finest news source. Don't diss it.

 

[superleicht]

This one is an oldie but a goodie . . .
http://www.theonion.com/articles/nondoping-cyclists-finish-tour-de-france,2268/

When I first read it I laughed so hard I cried.

superleicht

 

[superleicht]

And another . . .
http://www.theonion.com/articles/antidoping-agency-has-a-bunch-of-old-tour-de-franc,27331/

superleicht

 

[fruit bars with eyes]

Talk about creative journalism.

whoosh did something happen?

 

[FoxxyBrown1111]

Thanks for the link superleicht. I never heard of it. LOL. I love this.

 

[Jeanne]

And another . . .
http://www.theonion.com/articles/antidoping-agency-has-a-bunch-of-old-tour-de-franc,27331/

superleicht

now THIS is priceless!!!
Can I get one of those trophies? I swear on the lifes of my family, the children I am planning to have, my cat and dogs: I never have and never will dope

 

[oldcrank]

Sorry, but I find some of the conspiracy theories everyday
in the Clinic are more hilarious than the Onion offerings.

 

[irongrl]

This one is an oldie but a goodie . . .
http://www.theonion.com/articles/nondoping-cyclists-finish-tour-de-france,2268/

When I first read it I laughed so hard I cried.

superleicht

Thanks! Made my day

 

[DomesticDomestique]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/lance-armstrong-wants-to-tell-nation-something-but,17973/

I really like that there is a picture of Wiggo in the other article.

 

[ruamruam]

This one is an oldie but a goodie . . .
http://www.theonion.com/articles/nondoping-cyclists-finish-tour-de-france,2268/

When I first read it I laughed so hard I cried.

superleicht

I Love the following line in the article

'Kvistik finished a mere 480 hours behind Alberto Contador, the overall winner, making 2007's margin between doping and non-doping riders the closest in history.'

which just goes to prove that cycling is getting cleaner

 

[Frosty]

The Daily Mash's take on tack-gate.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/bradley-wiggins-targeted-by-wile-e-coyote-2012071634368