Describe a rider in three words

[Armchair Cyclist]

A joke obviously

Not obviously: this is a professional road racing forum, and he is not a notable professional road racer. Perfectly happy to admit he had never impinged on my awareness, but there again he is 1779th ranked by PCS.

If some want to play the same game with CX riders, there is a forum section that would be appropriate for it.

If clinic material is not acceptable here, then cyclo cross riders are equally out of place.

 

[Tournesol]

Awesomely Named Guy

Nominate: Carlos Barredo

Crazy Spanish streetfighter

Nominate: Alfons De Wolf


I love this thread, simple and good fun, note to self:must stop posting in this thread.

 

[MartinGT]

Crazy Spanish streetfighter

Nominate: Alfons De Wolf


I love this thread, simple and good fun, note to self:must stop posting in this thread.

With bated breathe

Nominate: Chirs Boardman

 

[lemon cheese cake]

With bated breathe

Nominate: Chirs Boardman

Yellow Jersey Crash

Nominate: Nikias Arndt

 

[Zam_Olyas]

Yellow Jersey Crash

Nominate: Nikias Arndt

another shimano sprinter


christophe kern

 

[Afrank]

another shimano sprinter


christophe kern

Dauphine then nada

Jakob Fuglsang.

 

[Libertine Seguros]

Dauphine then nada

Jakob Fuglsang.

Best feature: name

Patrik Sinkewitz

 

[LaFlorecita]

Dauphine then nada

Jakob Fuglsang.

Peloton's prettiest eyebrows

 

[Tournesol]

Best feature: name

Patrik Sinkewitz

Likes testosterone ointment.

Nominate: Walter Godefroot

 

[ingsve]

Likes testosterone ointment.

Nominate: Walter Godefroot

Bulldog of Flanders

Nominate: Björnar Vestöl

 

[Hugo Koblet]

That's what I thought but http://forum.cyclingnews.com/showpost.php?p=1586138&postcount=11 ...

Armchair_cyclist sums up my thoughts pretty well. I did know who he was, but the fact that 1) he's the most unknown rider mentioned, and 2) this is the road race section led to me coming up with van der Who.

 

[Armchair Cyclist]

Bulldog of Flanders

Nominate: Björnar Vestöl

Never highly ranked

Nominate Nick Roche

 

[nobilis]

Never highly ranked

Nominate Nick Roche

Hates John Gadret

Nominate : Ivan Quaranta

 

[lemon cheese cake]

Hates John Gadret

Nominate : Ivan Quaranta

The "il Ghepardo"
Nominate: Davide Malacarne

 

[Akuryo]

The "il Ghepardo"
Nominate: Davide Malacarne

Aru's new domestique
Nominate: Julien Vermote

 

[trevim]

Aru's new domestique
Nominate: Julien Vermote

Stole Kittel's hair
Nominate: João Correia

 

[Zam_Olyas]

Stole Kittel's hair
Nominate: João Correia

More from Libertine

Julien Simon

 

[CraZyCaLL]

More from Libertine

Julien Simon

French Cup winner

Robert Power

 

[Libertine Seguros]

French Cup winner

Robert Power

Incoming Australian superhero.

Elisa Longo Borghini

 

[Hugo Koblet]

Incoming Australian superhero.

Elisa Longo Borghini

Elisa Longo Borghini: Italian female cyclist
Nominate: Davide Rebellin

 

[Armchair Cyclist]

Elisa Longo Borghini: Italian female cyclist
Nominate: Davide Rebellin

Inexhaustible questionable enigma

Nominate Bjorn Leukemans

 

[Libertine Seguros]

Inexhaustible questionable enigma

Nominate Bjorn Leukemans

Produces synthetic testosterone?!

Nominate Sergey Sukhoruchenkov

 

[Ricco']

Former Olympic Champion

Nominate: Armand de Las Cuevas

 

[jens_attacks]

chased by indurain

nominate: aitor gonzalez

 

[del1962]

chased by indurain

nominate: aitor gonzalez

retired around puerto

nominate : Rolf Aldag