Yowsa! Too bad you're not single (total JOKE!).
My SO can watch a little, but she got this little crush on Tyler Hamilton back after the Olympics, as he seemed like such a nice guy, and the baby blue eyes and freckles I guess. Despite his troubles, it never completely went away. We'd have these conversations, like one about a month ago:
Alpe: Tyler got busted again, he's done.
Mrs. Alpe: Oh well, but he's so cute!
Alpe: He's a liar and doper, and apparently a headcase who suffers from depression.
Mrs. Alpe: I thought you said they were pretty much all dopers?
Alpe: Yeah, well. He's done. Probably banned for life.
Mrs. Alpe. He's still cute though!
Alpe: Sigh.