Doping Hotline

[nevada]

I'd love to get hold of this number.

 

[thehog]

I'd love to get hold of this number.

Someone give it to Richie Porte.

 

[hrotha]

I'm sure Jaksche has an opinion about this UCI hotline gig.

 

[simo1733]

I'm sure Jaksche has an opinion about this UCI hotline gig.

Too true.UCI are the last people you eould tell.

 

[Bala Verde]

"Welcome to the doping hotline. Press 1 for english. Si puede continuar en espanol, oprime 2"

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2

beep beep beeeeeeeep *disconnected*
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1 English

"If you would like to report a doping incident, please press 1"
"If you would like to make a voluntary contribution to the UCI, please press 2"
"if you would like to speak to a live representative, please press 3"

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2 Voluntary Contributions

"If you would like to pay in cash, please press 1 for further instructions."
"If you would like to wire funds to our off shore bank account, please press 2 for assistance."

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3 live rep.

"Hello, this is Pat McQuaid speaking."

 

[Catwhoorg]

Someone give it to Richie Porte.

I am sure he knows the UK Anti-doping hotline
08000 32 23 32

or the secure webform:
http://secure.crimestoppers-uk.org/UKAD/

 

[nevada]

Ring ring,

(Irish accent) "You're a cheating ,lying, scumbag "

 

[fatandfast]

why the hotline? Is it in place to report Lance's activities? I mean it's been established here that he is the cause and cure of all things doping

 

[thehog]

I am sure he knows the UK Anti-doping hotline
08000 32 23 32

or the secure webform:
http://secure.crimestoppers-uk.org/UKAD/

I'm filling it out for Chris Froome but there's not enough free text space for the amount of gear he's taking.

 

[D-Queued]

I'd love to get hold of this number.

Shouldn't it be widely advertised and readily accessible?

Like right on the home page, possibly under QUICK ACCESS?

Nope.

From the UCI Search feature:
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Just another Pat/Hein charade.

Dave.

 

[ebandit]

gear?

I'm filling it out for Chris Froome but there's not enough free text space for the amount of gear he's taking.

hog please enlighten us ignorant souls..............what gear is that?

or are you unable to reveal your sources?

 

[del1962]

ms hog please enlighten us ignorant souls..............what gear is that?

or are you unable to reveal your sources?

Sources the Hog doesn't need them, just the voices in his head.

Nice location your at though ebandit.

 

[D-Queued]

From Phat's letter:

"...In December, I will be meeting all first and second division teams to address the issues which will ensure a clean, anti-doping culture going forward..."

Gimme a break. Sounds like a travel boondoggle for Pat where the best that can be hoped for is some sort of singing songs around a campfire.

Does this mean that he has already booked his flight to Teneriffe? If so, will he be helping out as a dope mule?

Intriguing timing of his proposed meetings given the activities of 80% of the peloton at that time of year.

Perhaps he can illuminate what is meant by a "...clean, anti-doping culture"? Will the sport finally be clean of anti-doping efforts?

This initiative is another comic failure by the UCI, and underscores that the UCI leadership refuses to acknowledge the significance of the problem.

The UCI must completely remove itself from any involvement in anti-doping. The opportunity for abuse is real, as the conflict of interest is ever present. The doping legacy within the sport is a strong testament to the UCI's ineptitude and perpetuation of the status quo.

Dave.

 

[nevada]

Potential Sponsor " We are thinking of investing $10mln but have concerns about the drugs, what are you doing Mr McQuaid ?"

PM " We have instigated a doping hotline "

 

[Dazed and Confused]

I'd love to get hold of this number.

will this be a toll-free number?

 

[D-Queued]

Potential Sponsor " We are thinking of investing $10mln but have concerns about the drugs, what are you doing Mr McQuaid ?"

PM " We have instigated a doping hotline "

And, being proactive about all of this doping hullabaloo, I even sent all the riders a letter...

Dave.

 

[thehog]

ms hog please enlighten us ignorant souls..............what gear is that?

or are you unable to reveal your sources?

Why get personal? Ms. Hog?

I've reported this post as offensive and sexist.

I assume "ms" refers that I'm "sissy" or "weak"

How do you think females feel when you refer and judge people in this manner?

Its 2012. I think we can move beyond gender and sexist stereotypes.

We need to be more progressive in our terminology. Your words have consequences. Please refrain from such sexist remarks.

Thank-you.

 

[ebandit]

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sorry the hog.............no offence was intended

long ago i addressed you as 'mr hog' a fellow member suggested that you

were female hence my amendment not knowing your marital status

once again you don't answer the question

ps feel free to call me miss bandit mr bandit or ms bandit but perhaps not

'junior' which you often use when talking down to members

pps why would you consider being of female gender 'weak'....that's

so sexist!

 

[ebandit]

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Why get personal? Ms. Hog?

I've reported this post as offensive and sexist.

I assume "ms" refers that I'm "sissy" or "weak"

How do you think females feel when you refer and judge people in this manner?

Its 2012. I think we can move beyond gender and sexist stereotypes.

We need to be more progressive in our terminology. Your words have consequences. Please refrain from such sexist remarks.

Thank-you.

sorry the hog.............no offence was intended

long ago i addressed you as 'mr hog' a fellow member suggested that you

were female hence my amendment not knowing your marital status

once again you don't answer the question

ps feel free to call me miss bandit mr bandit or ms bandit but perhaps not

'junior' which you often use when talking down to members

pps why would you consider being of female gender 'weak'....that's

so sexist!

perhaps you need to be more progressive in your outlook?

 

[thehog]

sorry the hog.............no offence was intended

long ago i addressed you as 'mr hog' a fellow member suggested that you

were female hence my amendment not knowing your marital status

once again you don't answer the question

ps feel free to call me miss bandit mr bandit or ms bandit but perhaps not

'junior' which you often use when talking down to members

pps why would you consider being of female gender 'weak'....that's

so sexist!

perhaps you need to be more progressive in your outlook?

Apology not accepted. I've reported your post.

 

[Sarcastic Wet Trout]

Cat fight!

 

[ebandit]

smile

Cat fight!

that brought a smile!

 

[Hugh Januss]

So let me get this straight, we are being asked to believe that the same UCI which by their own admission didn't see any doping going on for years is now going to eradicate the major doping problem of which they have suddenly become aware, by installing a "Hotline" so that riders can narc each other out.
How stupid do UCI really thing cycling fans are?

BTW off topic but I have always thought reporting peoples posts is kind of like running crying to the kindergarten teacher. Am I the only one who feels that way?

 

[D-Queued]

So let me get this straight, we are being asked to believe that the same UCI which by their own admission didn't see any doping going on for years is now going to eradicate the major doping problem of which they have suddenly become aware, by installing a "Hotline" so that riders can narc each other out.
How stupid do UCI really thing cycling fans are?

BTW off topic but I have always thought reporting peoples posts is kind of like running crying to the kindergarten teacher. Am I the only one who feels that way?

It is not how stupid they think their fans are. They are patting themselves on the back for what they consider brilliance. Who knew that you could use this thing they call the telephone? I hear that it now has a dial pad.

BTW - I have just reported this post since you called me a kindergarten child.

Dave.

 

[doperhopper]

Holy balls, that letter - McQuack starts like a bench bully: See what the strong boys said? Get the message! Clean now! And btw, you can call us, and if you're lucky, you may to win a couple of extra surprise early morning visits.

"You will have seen in recent media reports that Philippe Gilbert, Mark Cavendish and Bradley Wiggins among many others have been strong voices in telling the world that today’s cycling is cleaner than ever before."

Btw., the answering machine should start with "if you want to tell on Wiggo, you're f***ing w***er!"