Should probably pin this in the off season
And I thought my rhyming of Landa with Ganda was cool.
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Should probably pin this in the off season
Okay, we probably need to have the obvious one too between the crossers. And I did once get a top grade in high school for writing a sonnet about the Premier League, so I should be able to pull it off.
MVP
I'm a man of three bikes, possibly four
A bit of evening training; a TT I'll score
Crossin' is my favourite, it's almost too easy
Just an hour's work; the Belgians cry weekly
Sand, mud or runnin', Wout can only try
At least outside the World's, he hangs to dry
But four rainbow jerseys, he only got three
I'll eat my French fries while he can drink some tea
Second's in my genes - my grandpa is Poupou
But I'm breakin' that curse, just ask Loulou
He still got a scar after being stomped in Siena
And on my second try, almost a beginner
The cobbles of Roubaix are my newest playground
Wout, Sonny, Lampaert, they only rode around
Not flexin' muscles, thinkin' like a sprinter
That sh*t's beneath me, you gotta have some grinta
In De Ronde of October, I made a quiet country quieter
Loulou crashed around, and Wout met his proprietor
With Tim, Dries and Jasper, along with Gianni V
The others team can suck it, cause the most well-kept hair have we
Olympics are the bomb and for those I switch my bike
Over roots, planks and boulders I take a summer hike
Me and Lil' Tom set the sport ablaze
While I can get support by my mate Sam Gaze
Nino prolly hates us; we make his sport look lame
But he can cry a river; to me it's all a game
If there's a number on my back and we by the flag have been set free
You know I'll give you hell; after all, I'm MVP
Wout
Yo, yo, you can brag about the dirt rides all you will
But they ain't givin' spectators no thrill
You know there's one true venue above all others
It's on the road! Mountainbike you say? Who bothers?
My name's Wout, not Poels but Van Aert
I'm Belgium's new classics king, succesor to Van Avermaet
In Leuven I was facing Julian, Mathieu and Co
But who can blame me for losin' with the antics of Remco
We never said he could do whatever to him would please
For next year we gotta buy a leash
Sprintin', time trialin', climbin', cobblin', you name it
As long as I've tyres, it wouldn't trouble me the least bit
In the Tour de France I made an awesome hattrick
Which excited everybody, even Remco's boss, Patrick
Eddy! Eddy! They all say that he's the new Eddy!
If that one's taken, instead I'll just be the new Freddy
20 Grand Tour stages in a month's time
Should be possible, if I was from a dif'rent time
Now it's tough, I'd have to win them all in one
Miss two stages, and the chance is gone
I also have to help my buddy Primoz, but
I can still try to colour my jersey both green and polkadot
And in the spring I'll have to bash Mathieu
But also QuickStep, Ineos and FDJeux
I need to win De Ronde and Roubaix
Maybe then they'll build me a palais
Big enough to stash my silverware
Perhaps also my lock of golden hair
I'll make all the Dutch and Danes and Frenchmen pout
And cry at the sound of the name of Wout!
Wout out!
Love, love... I seriously need to work on my rap skills over the winter... I can see this taking up a lot of my time... but thanks for this thread and everybody participating!
What's good for the geeseAnd I thought my rhyming of Landa with Ganda was cool.
This is my last one for now, but Joao's waiting for an answer!
Prepare yourself for... Almeida!
Best ever, new starter, scene breaker, I'm riding
through the valleys, up the mountains, on my bike, I'm a spike,
I am portuguese - who knew!
I was always gonna come and break through,
you know we - Portuguese are best,
on the road, in the bed, take no rest
in the house, in the club, in the race, bota lume, get dressed,
you are blessed, this is me, I'm on fire,
keep the old men in the church, no more squire,
I'm a chief, I'm no perch, suck my tire,
I go first, I inspire, I ride higher,
Havin top10s for breakfast, my wins are for dinner, with candles, with orgasms,
I'm a winner, with glasses, got the passion, for the masses, no sarcasm,
wolf or not, I'm my own, I'm my own special winner,
Joao this is me, I'm the hottest there ever,
prospect, rider, future legend, hope of country, men and women,
yeah I taste sweet for my fans, for the suckers citrus lemon.
Yeah, I'm bitter for my rivals who are fightin for survival,
I am draggin, I am grindin, I am fightin, I ain't spinnin,
lose your wheel, that means nothin, comin back like on glossin, yeah, I'm here I am bossin,
I'm the coolest, I am hottest, fill a form, file a protest,
you got nothin on me, all drinks here for free, yeah I'm already celebratin,
Remco boy, no you ain't frightin, think you got the hottest sis'
but she's mine if I wish.
You're just here for the Belgians, to give hope, to show engine,
but I am a rebellion, I'm the real Joao Stallion, I'm not gonna sit and wait
I go to Teddy smooth and straight,
Tadej knows who I am, I am not quite your fan, I am the one and only me,
Joey Jo from the blue sea, nice and easy, smart and sexy, go to war, with esprit,
bringing hope to the people, who are let down by Cristiano
I'm soprano, I'm vulcano, no hermano, hurricano,
I am fresh, yes I'm freshest, I am good, I'm the badest,
I have come and I will stay, no I ain't no domestique, I'm no helper for nobody,
not Italian, not a Saudi,
not for Patrick, not for -poel, not for you, you're the mule,
I'm the boss from portugal, for you not affordable, domestiquing sounds horrible,
I'm not forced, I'm not broken, yes, I am the real jewel,
I got all that quality, call the folks in, I'm importunate,
give your oracle, don't you think that I'm fortunate?
While you're fightin with Wout I'm makin money,
you are just a little kid, can't do gravel, don't have grit.
Suck my tire? Orgasms? Remco's sister? LOL
I dislike Almeida now. He seems like a hothead who feels greatly entitled and thinks too highly of himself.
Just slap some "waddup duck" in there and nobody will ever know.I meant his girlfriend... sorry, I'm not really knowledgable when it comes to rapper's expressions.
Snoopy doggy dog, lolSurely this thread isn't complete without Vino and his homies representing:
View: https://youtu.be/rMIv5Dsmuf8
I only just noticed the gold chain and sprocket for the first time nowSurely this thread isn't complete without Vino and his homies representing:
View: https://youtu.be/rMIv5Dsmuf8
Surely this thread isn't complete without Vino and his homies representing:
View: https://youtu.be/rMIv5Dsmuf8
Whatever about the song the video is amazing. If playing your bike like a guitar wasn't enough we also get caressing your bike like a lover.