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FAO Australians...

Australia isnt so bad.

This is the current England football team. The 11 biggest sports stars in the land.

Goalkeeper - David James- alleged to have cheated on his wife. Opposes drug tests in football.

Right back - Glen Johnson- out of place. Together with James only player not to be caught. Yet:cool:

Centre Back - John Terry, cheated. Not just with anybody but with his teammates and close friends wife :eek:

Centre Back- Rio Ferdinand- cheated on his pregnant wife. "Forgot" to
attend several drug tests in 2004

Left Back - Ashley Cole - Mini tiger woods scandal. cheated on wife with at least 5 different women.

Central midfield- David Beckham - cheated on his wife with his PR.

Central Midfield- Frank Lampard - Put his wife and own children in a tiny flat, while spending the riches on Mansions, fast cars and parties for himself.

Central Midfield - Steven Gerrad - cheeted on his wife with a underaged girl. Beat a man to a pulp in a pub. Why? The man asked for the song playing to be changed :rolleyes:

Striker - Andy Carrol- Over the last 2 years arrested on 3 seperate occasions for assault. As a condition of bail, forced to live in a friends house until case resumes. Only 21 years old. :eek:

Striker - Peter Crouch- cheated on his fiance with a prostitute.

Striker - Wayne rooney- Cheated on his pregnant wife with several prostitutes.



If i have time later, Ill do the substitutes and the coaching staff
 
The Hitch said:
Australia isnt so bad.

This is the current England football team. The 11 biggest sports stars in the land.

Goalkeeper - David James- alleged to have cheated on his wife. Opposes drug tests in football.

Right back - Glen Johnson- out of place. Together with James only player not to be caught. Yet

Centre Back - John Terry, cheated. Not just with anybody but with his teammates and close friends wife :eek:

Centre Back- Rio Ferdinand- cheated on his pregnant wife. "Forgot" to
attend several drug tests in 2004

Left Back - Ashley Cole - Mini tiger woods scandal. cheated on wife with at least 5 different women.

Central midfield- David Beckham - cheated on his wife with his PR.

Central Midfield- Frank Lampard - Put his wife and own children in a tiny flat, while spending the riches on Mansions, fast cars and parties for himself.

Central Midfield - Steven Gerrad - cheeted on his wife with a underaged girl. Beat a man to a pulp in a pub. Why? The man asked for the song playing to be changed :rolleyes:

Striker - Andy Carrol- Over the last 2 years arrested on 3 seperate occasions for assault. As a condition of bail, forced to live in a friends house until case resumes. Only 21 years old. :eek:

Striker - Peter Crouch- cheated on his fiance with a prostitute.

Striker - Wayne rooney- Cheated on his pregnant wife with several prostitutes.



If i have time later, Ill do the substitutes and the coaching staff

Ah yes, but they all cheated with humans. :p

Although Rooney's grandmother-hooker was borderline.
 
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Roland Rat said:
Nice representation of your nation's sports starts....

http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/299819

:eek:

:p

This seems tame compared to some of the stuff one witnesses at a Rugby match. The Heiniken 7s in Amsterdam "on pitch, non-sport" escapades alone eclipse this...:D


Roland Rat said:
Ah yes, but they all cheated with humans. :p

Although Rooney's grandmother-hooker was borderline.

Yes, that one was extremely difficult to understand...
 

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