Gastroenteritis

[theswordsman]

It doesnt matter, Lance is only racing against Cancer. The rivalry is all in Contadors head.

OK, I actually liked that one

 

[Cobber]

+1
I hope Lance's inner working are as solid as that post very soon.

Hahaha.... brilliant!

 

[ImmaculateKadence]

Must have been quite special "food poisoning", bad in the morning yet hours after he can talk in live radio!

BS.

He called in. It's not like he had to do too much. Hell he could been talking to Kornheiser while on the crapper....

 

[peloton]

He called in. It's not like he had to do too much. Hell he could been talking to Kornheiser while on the crapper....

yeah, right.

 

[Ripper]

He called in. It's not like he had to do too much. Hell he could been talking to Kornheiser while on the crapper....

That would be hilarious, especially if something were 'heard' in the background

 

[flicker]

Ha Ha thats so funny

 

[No_Balls]

This means no Milan-San Remo and a week later no Criterium International and so there will be no showdown with Contador.

Mark my words. There will be NO CI for LA, although it will be twittering and/or obsessed remarks about Alberto Contador.

Had Radio Shack and/or the circus surrounding Lance focused at least half of the time they focus on Contador, at racing or training, Uniballer wouldn´t be this fat (or suffering from this so called Gastroenitis).

 

[thehog]

Mark my words. There will be NO CI for LA, although it will be twittering and/or obsessed remarks about Alberto Contador.

If Lance can naturally conceive children after being rendered infertile from his treatment this minor illness shouldn’t stop him from winning CI.

There is no stopping him.

 

[No_Balls]

If Lance can naturally conceive children after being rendered infertile from his treatment this minor illness shouldn’t stop him from winning CI.

There is no stopping him.

Good one. Rumour says he can walk on water and cure illness with the touch of his hands, too.

 

[theswordsman]

Mark my words. There will be NO CI for LA, although it will be twittering and/or obsessed remarks about Alberto Contador.

Had Radio Shack and/or the circus surrounding Lance focused at least half of the time they focus on Contador, at racing or training, Uniballer wouldn´t be this fat (or suffering from this so called Gastroenitis).

I'm starting to think that he's going to show, as they have the media team lowering expectations for this event. Lance somehow got out that he's three kilos overweight in his Presidential bike story. I posted some of Bob Roll's quotes about the race on the Criterium International thread. Bottom line from him is that Contador is guilty of hubris (apparently for having the nerve to quietly enter a race on Armstrong's schedule) and that Armstrong is on a different training path which will explain (how he can suck all season yet) reach peak fitness for the Tour.

 

[reyan12]

i think when a person has a gastroentiritis he/she farts a lot.

i remember my training days(early morning usually) when we used to ride in front then let my other teamates "savour the fresh air" from us .

Who do you think is the "fartest person" in the peloton?

 

[No_Balls]

I'm starting to think that he's going to show, as they have the media team lowering expectations for this event. Lance somehow got out that he's three kilos overweight in his Presidential bike story. I posted some of Bob Roll's quotes about the race on the Criterium International thread. Bottom line from him is that Contador is guilty of hubris (apparently for having the nerve to quietly enter a race on Armstrong's schedule) and that Armstrong is on a different training path which will explain (how he can suck all season yet) reach peak fitness for the Tour.

Yeah and Contador was three kilo overweight prior to Paris-Nice and look what that got him. Three kilo around that belly of Armstrong is hubris if anything.

But what could they do? They are scared and "hubris" is the wounded animals response to it. IF Conti would smash LA to the ground that would be the final nail in the coffin for LA´s preparation and would seriously adventure his last years in cycling (reputation, intrests, money..)

Much is at stake if or when they confronts each other. And i can only see one winner.

 

[Archibald]

If Lance can naturally conceive children after being rendered infertile from his treatment this minor illness shouldn’t stop him from winning CI.

There is no stopping him.

funny!
but, i'm sure I read somewhere that he popped some wrigglies into a test tube before his treatment for just that occasion... his kids were all AI

 

[bianchigirl]

Gastroenteritis? More PDM 1991.

 

[fatandfast]

Boasson Hagen went to a funny school problem with his tummy is now in his leg

 

[Anonymous]

Please, please

I'm starting to think that he's going to show, as they have the media team lowering expectations for this event. Lance somehow got out that he's three kilos overweight in his Presidential bike story. I posted some of Bob Roll's quotes about the race on the Criterium International thread. Bottom line from him is that Contador is guilty of hubris (apparently for having the nerve to quietly enter a race on Armstrong's schedule) and that Armstrong is on a different training path which will explain (how he can suck all season yet) reach peak fitness for the Tour.

Bob Roll?? Any one who takes "Bufoon Day France" seriously will also be interersted in this pixie dust I have. Sprinkle it on your wheels and you just fly up mountains!