Gastroenteritis

[the big ring]

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Symptoms
The symptoms of gastroenteritis can include:

* Loss of appetite
* Bloating
* Nausea
* Vomiting
* Abdominal cramps
* Abdominal pain
* Diarrhoea
* Bloody stools (in some cases)
* Pus in the stools (in some cases)
* Generally feeling unwell, including lethargy and body aches.

I know some people who have had gastro - don't remember having it myself. Pretty sure they took a day off work. Pretty sure pumping out close to 1 tweet / hour for the day they had it was the last thing on their minds... and if they did... well.. it'd be that they don't feel so crash hot...

 

[flicker]

you know big ring, I am gratefull that the Lance haters can express themselves in this forum. It is so much more gentle insulting Lance then torturing kittens or kicking small children,

 

[Hugh Januss]

you know big ring, I am gratefull that the Lance haters can express themselves in this forum. It is so much more gentle insulting Lance then torturing kittens or kicking small children,

Seems to me it is the fans who are able to explain away and accept all manner of asshat behavior from their hero as "what it takes to be a winner" who would be more likely to torture kittens.

 

[BroDeal]

I've had it a few times, always from food poisoning. It takes a week to get back to a semblance of normality. In some cases I did not eat anything solid for three or four days.

 

[mr. tibbs]

you know big ring, I am gratefull that the Lance haters can express themselves in this forum. It is so much more gentle insulting Lance then torturing kittens or kicking small children,

C'mon, flicker, you know that's not true.

Take brodeal, for example: his avatar proves that he still has PLENTY of time to torture kittens.

 

[Cerberus]

I realize that LA plays a large role on this forum, but must we start seperate thread to discuss his bowel movements?

 

[fatandfast]

96 Vuelta the whole Once team got the blasts from ,creamed rice, Zulle didn't get sick because he doesn't like rice,

 

[quadsRme]

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I know some people who have had gastro - don't remember having it myself. Pretty sure they took a day off work. Pretty sure pumping out close to 1 tweet / hour for the day they had it was the last thing on their minds... and if they did... well.. it'd be that they don't feel so crash hot...

big ring, this sounds like either the flu or just a stomach virus. I caught something similar to this last week while i was on night shift.

If it is gastroenteritis, I would go to the Dr. and 'splain it to him.

 

[isayic]

I've had it a few times, always from food poisoning. It takes a week to get back to a semblance of normality. In some cases I did not eat anything solid for three or four days.

This means no Milan-San Remo and a week later no Criterium International and so there will be no showdown with Contador.

 

[peloton]

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I know some people who have had gastro - don't remember having it myself. Pretty sure they took a day off work. Pretty sure pumping out close to 1 tweet / hour for the day they had it was the last thing on their minds... and if they did... well.. it'd be that they don't feel so crash hot...

Must have been quite special "food poisoning", bad in the morning yet hours after he can talk in live radio!

BS.

 

[WonderLance]

As someone who spends a lot of time near Lances rear end I can confirm that he does have Gastro.

What you guys have to realise is that Gastro is great for one thing, losing weight FAST.

 

[auscyclefan94]

As someone who spends a lot of time near Lances rear end I can confirm that he does have Gastro.

What you guys have to realise is that Gastro is great for one thing, losing weight FAST.

How will lance go in the Criterium International? Will he be ready to kick Conti's ****?

 

[WonderLance]

How will lance go in the Criterium International? Will he be ready to kick Conti's ****?

It doesnt matter, Lance is only racing against Cancer. The rivalry is all in Contadors head.

 

[LugHugger]

How will lance go in the Criterium International? Will he be ready to kick Conti's ****?

my guess is LA skips CI due to 'needing more time to recover from last weeks virus'

 

[flicker]

you know big ring, I am gratefull that the Lance haters can express themselves in this forum. It is so much more gentle insulting Lance then torturing kittens or kicking small children,

why are you haters so mean to a sick person?

 

[WonderLance]

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[flicker]

I know if Lance is so weak do the haters give him "The Look" before they give the old geriatric one ball fat man a kick.

 

[craig1985]

Should lay off the pies IMO.

 

[Dr. Maserati]

why are you haters so mean to a sick person?

+1
I hope Lance's inner working are as solid as that post very soon.

 

[flicker]

I know if Lance is so weak do the haters give him "The Look" before they give the old geriatric one ball fat man a kick.

Sorry.I joke. Lance is el grande a hole. Next time I think I may have a bad day at work I will call in with Gastroentertis.

Could have something to do with the gnarly weather expected tomarrow.
Or it could be something contrived by Lance and his manager 6 months ago to mess with Contadors' mind.

 

[Ripper]

Sorry.I joke. Lance is el grande a hole. Next time I think I may have a bad day at work I will call in with Gastroentertis.

Could have something to do with the gnarly weather expected tomarrow.
Or it could be something contrived by Lance and his manager 6 months ago to mess with Contadors' mind.

WTF is up with answeing your owns posts all the time?

 

[Boeing]

some just call it the ****s

 

[Bike Rider]

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I know some people who have had gastro - don't remember having it myself. Pretty sure they took a day off work. Pretty sure pumping out close to 1 tweet / hour for the day they had it was the last thing on their minds... and if they did... well.. it'd be that they don't feel so crash hot...

I had it six weeks ago. It's over in about a day by just starving yourself. I was out riding again three days later, but I felt weak and it took about 9 days before I felt as strong as I did before I had it. It would ruin your preperation for a race.

 

[WonderLance]

WTF is up with answeing your owns posts all the time?

Flicker, Polish and myself are all the same person. Sometimes its just easier not to sign out of an alias to answer a question I've asked myself.

 

[Full Retard]

As someone who spends a lot of time near Lances rear end I can confirm that he does have Gastro.

What you guys have to realise is that Gastro is great for one thing, losing weight FAST.

Dat iz a pretty shitty thang to say.