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The rider who wins this stage would deserve to go down in history as "the guy who won the most epic Grand Tour stage ever". The winner of this stage deserves to be remembered. I fear though, that he will just be another name along side Bart De Clerq, John Gadret, Oscar Gatto and others as 2011 Giro stage winners.
How will this stage pan out? Teams won't need to do the selection, it will happen by itself. Every team bar Saxo will probably send a rider in a breakaway so they don't have the pressure of setting the pace. Riders in 10-20 GC position will unsuccessfully try to attack early and bridge up to the breakaway. The breakaway will be caught at the Crotsis ascent, and a super elite group of 10-15 riders will be together at this stage. They will stay together during the descent (nobody will attack here, not even Sanchez would if he were here) and it will be a battle on Zoncolan. The approximate time gaps at the peak of the Crotsis will not reduce at the end of the stage due to the danger of the descent and the difficulty of the Zoncolan. Riders will cross the finish line alone or in pairs, and the time gaps will be minutes.
I would love Sastre to win this. He has not been able to keep up with any groups though, which worries me. But I think he's the coolest old man cyclist going around.
In reality, this will be a victory for Contador, Anton or Rujano.