If I googled "Fake pro cyclist", would I find the story? Yes
Or even several stories? I'm pretty sure most of what you'll find today will reference the same article
Nick Clark? Nicholas P. Clark is the correct answer. Exposed to a larger audience by Iain Treloar of Cyclingtips, who is clearly capable of doing much more than pieces about Pinot and his goats, thus killing my old theory about him actually being you
From the Americas? No
Ever rode on a team of his own nationality? No (I mean, maybe as a Junior/Amateur...)
A UCI team? Yes, he has been on UCI teams.
Rode on a team that is now ProConti? No
European? No
A real rider? Yes
Active after 1/1/2000? No
Rode on a ProConti team? No
Rode a monument? Yes
Active after 1/1/2010? No
Previously WT? No
Male? Yes
Active? No
From the Americas? No
Ever rode on a team of his own nationality? No (I mean, maybe as a Junior/Amateur...)
A UCI team? Yes, he has been on UCI teams.
Rode on a team that is now ProConti? No
European? No
A real rider? Yes
Active after 1/1/2000? No
Rode on a ProConti team? No
Rode a monument? Yes
Active after 1/1/2010? No
Previously WT? No
Male? Yes
Active? No
From Africa? No
Aussie? No
From the Americas? No
Ever rode on a team of his own nationality? No (I mean, maybe as a Junior/Amateur...)
A UCI team? Yes, he has been on UCI teams.
Rode on a team that is now ProConti? No
European? No
A real rider? Yes
Active after 1/1/2000? No
Rode on a ProConti team? No
Rode a monument? Yes
Active after 1/1/2010? No
Previously WT? No
Male? Yes
Active? No