Hell Has Frozen Over: Lance "Considering" Admitting Guilt

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ESPN'S reporting Wonderboy is "considering" admitting to the whole enchilada, so he can get back to.competition. Donkeys have flown, the tooth fairy really DOES exist, blah blah blah. He's only doing this now because of the hit he's taken. The guy is just unbelieveable. Just when we all thought we've seen it all with this a$$hole, he tops it. This oughta be good.
 
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It will be such a bland admission , name nobody, everyone was at it.

The admission will leave everyone on here empty and deflated and allow him to start racking up the dollars again.
 
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nevada said:
It will be such a bland admission , name nobody, everyone was at it.

The admission will leave everyone on here empty and deflated and allow him to start racking up the dollars again.

Probably right. Looks like he was hit where it counts the most, in his wallet. Personally, Id love to see him suffer a bit more publicly, financially, and privately for ruining a sport I've loved for over 25 yrs. Christ on a bicycle, he certainly makes things interesting.
 
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86TDFWinner said:
ESPN'S reporting Wonderboy is "considering" admitting to the whole enchilada, so he can get back to.competition. Donkeys have flown, the tooth fairy really DOES exist, blah blah blah. He's only doing this now because of the hit he's taken. The guy is just unbelieveable. Just when we all thought we've seen it all with this a$$hole, he tops it. This oughta be good.

Under the WADA code the best he should be able to get is a reduction from liftetime ban to eight year ban. The reason given has to be posturing.
 
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BroDeal said:
Under the WADA code the best he should be able to get is a reduction from liftetime ban to eight year ban. The reason given has to be posturing.
unless, of course, a backdated legal TUE can be arranged
 
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Woody22 said:
He will NEVER admit it.

Don't kill the messenger my friend, just posted what ESPN reported(they're claiming it came from the New York Times(local stations here in SoCal are too).
 
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meat puppet said:
unless, of course, a backdated legal TUE can be arranged


Well played! Besides, if he were to get the 8 yr ban reduction from WADA, that'd make him 49, who's going to want to see a one nut, lying, doper do anything? he certainly won't win anything at that age.
 
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Woody22 said:
He will NEVER admit it.

He will. Armstrong's primary motivation for a very very long time has been cultivating public adoration of himself. He does not have it in him to live quietly with his money, the public be damned. His ego won't allow that. Admission is the only way he has to try to turn things around.
 
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86TDFWinner said:
Well played! Besides, if he were to get the 8 yr ban reduction from WADA, that'd make him 49, who's going to want to see a one nut, lying, doper do anything? he certainly won't win anything at that age.

New goal: Be the fittest fifty year old on the planet.

It gets a little lamer and a little more meaningless every year.
 
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86TDFWinner said:
Well played! Besides, if he were to get the 8 yr ban reduction from WADA, that'd make him 49, who's going to want to see a one nut, lying, doper do anything? he certainly won't win anything at that age.

He can get back on the juice and he'll win something at 49.
 

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He will admit the fact of using doping itself that can't become something new for us by and large. But sadly he will never tell about everything in details.
 
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Woody22 said:
He will NEVER admit it.

He will admit it (to a certain extent) when his calculations indicate that he has more to lose by not doing so.

It's as simple as that.

Every single step he takes is about what is in his immediate interest.
 
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BroDeal said:
New goal: Be the fittest fifty year old on the planet.

It gets a little lamer and a little more meaningless every year.

Hey!!!! Don't **** on my aspirations! :p
 
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BroDeal said:
New goal: Be the fittest fifty year old on the planet.

It gets a little lamer and a little more meaningless every year.

and i thought that was me............even wished for a speedo from santa

what an inept news story...............lance won't be confessing even if

he hoped to return to competition

everyone would laugh too much at his lies and deceit

time to bring out my fave lance quote ' if i had used PEDS...........how could

i ever look in my kids faces..ever again '
 
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ebandit said:
and i thought that was me............even wished for a speedo from santa

what an inept news story...............lance won't be confessing even if

he hoped to return to competition

everyone would laugh too much at his lies and deceit

time to bring out my fave lance quote ' if i had used PEDS...........how could

i ever look in my kids faces..ever again '

faces or feces?
 
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Read this item , which is so full of hot air that Juliet Macur seems to think " April Fools Day " is now the beginning of January ! No wonder she got this past her editors , there is nothing there !
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/01/05/s...-said-to-weigh-admission-of-doping.html?_r=1&

Remember that i predicted , last year , this matter would kick off again in April/may , after the " Presidential Honeymoon ( 100 day sleep ) "? Seems the drivers are already revving their motors and spinning their wheels .

Flag won't drop fpr a while yet .
 

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He will admit it...but hey, they all did it, - that´s why we had to dope to, so we could be competitive against all the evil Europeans...
Guess that will work with the american public.
 
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Fidolix said:
He will admit it...but hey, they all did it, - that´s why we had to dope to, so we could be competitive against all the evil Europeans...
Guess that will work with the american public.

I think it will certainly work with the joe-six-pack crowd.
 
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Fidolix said:
He will admit it...but hey, they all did it, - that´s why we had to dope to, so we could be competitive against all the evil Europeans...
Guess that will work with the american public.

Maybe with the Fox crowd, but lots of sports broadcasters dont like the guy anymore so will not be too willing to aid him in his confession.
 
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I think all depends on wheter the Justice Department will sue him if he would confess, he doesn't want to be 'bendover-wonderboy' in jail, he just wants to play triathlete, quite sad in my book. Like a little kid who isn't allowed to play with his friends.

Otherwise this would again be a nice spin by wonderboys team.

Just confess, throw Johan, Marti et all under the bus, have some dignity for once.
 
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What were the reasons you guys hated Armstrong so much again?

I know he's a cheat and he was never my favorite rider, but it is the past. Why let Contador keep his 2010 Tour but crap all over Armstrong on this forum.

He was not the first cheat, nor will he be the last.
 
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Panda Claws said:
What were the reasons you guys hated Armstrong so much again?

I know he's a cheat and he was never my favorite rider, but it is the past. Why let Contador keep his 2010 Tour but crap all over Armstrong on this forum.

He was not the first cheat, nor will he be the last.

He did set out to destroy people in the process of his cheating and doping.

He slandered and tried to drag people through the mud and bring financial and mental ruin upon people or do you ignore that facet of Armstrongs cheating?

Have you also forgotten how he colluded with UCI and the ASO to continue his dopin and cheating?
 
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Panda Claws said:
What were the reasons you guys hated Armstrong so much again?

I know he's a cheat and he was never my favorite rider, but it is the past. Why let Contador keep his 2010 Tour but crap all over Armstrong on this forum.

He was not the first cheat, nor will he be the last.
There's a whole thread devoted to why we hate Armstrong so much. Dig it up.

And Contador didn't get to keep his Tour title. You won't find many people defending Contador in The Clinic (although there are a few banboys/girls).
 
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Panda Claws said:
What were the reasons you guys hated Armstrong so much again?

I know he's a cheat and he was never my favorite rider, but it is the past. Why let Contador keep his 2010 Tour but crap all over Armstrong on this forum.

He was not the first cheat, nor will he be the last.

Oh my. Do try to keep up.