Is Robert Gesink soft?

[auscyclefan94]

I feel left out, I'm not in the Dutch Mafia OR the ACF Mafia. Why aren't there any centrist organised crime groups on this board?

ACF Mafia is always looking for new members and we are not racially discriminative like the Dutch Mafia are!

 

[boomcie]

I feel left out, I'm not in the Dutch Mafia OR the ACF Mafia. Why aren't there any centrist organised crime groups on this board?

Good idea, maybe something like the International Unbiased Crime Syndicate (IUCS)? Still open for improvement.

 

[theyoungest]

Good idea, maybe something like the International Unbiased Crime Syndicate (IUCS)? Still open for improvement.

Will the official outfit of this "unbiased" syndicate be a jersey of the Belgian national team?

 

[boomcie]

Will the official outfit of this "unbiased" syndicate be a jersey of the Belgian national team?

No, a member would be able to choose its own outfit.
Also "unbiased" is an ideal, nobody will be forced to neglect his/her heritage.

Also: "still open for improvement".

 

[Jamsque]

Good idea, maybe something like the International Unbiased Crime Syndicate (IUCS)? Still open for improvement.

Unbiased Crime International.

 

[boomcie]

Unbiased Crime International.

getting there.

 

[Jamsque]

I should just start the Brad Wiggins Mafia so me and Dimspace can discuss his changing hairstyles in peace.

 

[craig1985]

I should just start the Brad Wiggins Mafia so me and Dimspace can discuss his changing hairstyles in peace.

And blackcat telling everybody who will listen that Wig(ans)gins has been charging since day 1

 

[Jamsque]

Entry to the Brad Wiggins Mafia can only be gained after singing God Save the Queen (official version AND Sex Pistols version) and swearing an oath to never question the cleanliness or Grand Tour-winning ability of Bradley Wiggins, Geraint Thomas and Peter Kennaugh.

 

[The Hitch]

he is just a guy for the public, our leader's true identity dies with our bannage.

Exactly. Every 'organisation' needs a patsy.

Yep, he is our vice president responsible of going to jail

Do the words "founding father" mean nothing to yall?

Im to the Dutch mafia what Meyer Lansky was to the American mafia, and what Karl Marx was to the Bolsheviks.

 

[Francois the Postman]

Im to the Dutch mafia what Meyer Lansky was to the American mafia, and what Karl Marx was to the Bolsheviks.

Misunderstood?

 

[craig1985]

So is it the hole-in-knee avatar, and how long is up for?

BTW Francois, I like the idea of an avatar bet thread.

 

[Moondance]

Do the words "founding father" mean nothing to yall?

Im to the Dutch mafia what Meyer Lansky was to the American mafia, and what Karl Marx was to the Bolsheviks.

Alright Hitch. You want to be taken seriously in Dutch Mafia? Answer this question then and you'll be let in:

"Hoe Lang is een Chinees?"

 

[Havetts]

Alright Hitch. You want to be taken seriously in Dutch Mafia? Answer this question then and you'll be let in:

"Hoe Lang is een Chinees?"

Haha, do it Hitch .

 

[hrotha]

Alright Hitch. You want to be taken seriously in Dutch Mafia? Answer this question then and you'll be let in:

"Hoe Lang is een Chinees?"

Hahaha, lame

 

[The Hitch]

Though i have no idea what the noun is, my mind has adjusted itself to automatically assuming there is some sexual meaning, when i see a question begin with the words "how long is" and other people put smileys next to it.

Anyway, at my own risk, ill bite, and give my final answer as "however long you want it to be".

Either way, i fail to see the point of this exercise as, from my experience, I pass the basic test for determining whether someone is Dutch or not - I speak perfect English.


Yes ACF. Its possible to make jokes about the Dutch without mentioning prostitutes.

 

[Moondance]

Though i have no idea what the noun is, my mind has adjusted itself to automatically assuming there is some sexual meaning, when i see a question begin with the words "how long is" and other people put smileys next to it.

Anyway, at my own risk, ill bite, and give my final answer as "however long you want it to be".

Either way, i fail to see the point of this exercise as, from my experience, I pass the basic test for determining whether someone is Dutch or not - I speak perfect English.


Yes ACF. Its possible to make jokes about the Dutch without mentioning prostitutes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aJROW6cuEM&feature=related

EDIT: Also, the correct response was in no way related to either sex or sexual innuendo... Just so you know.

 

[The Hitch]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aJROW6cuEM&feature=related

You're resorting to DAOTEC-like methods of argument

And you didnt actually think i could speak Dutch did you

 

[theyoungest]

You're resorting to DAOTEC-like methods of argument

And you didnt actually think i could speak Dutch did you

Scheveningen! Scheveningen! Scheveningen!

That would have done the trick as well.

 

[Moondance]

You're resorting to DAOTEC-like methods of argument

And you didnt actually think i could speak Dutch did you

It was not about speaking Dutch or not... I think it wasn't too hard to understand that the question being asked is: "How Long is a Chinese [person]". There is one very simple answer to that question that every member of the Dutch Mafia should be able to answer. Havetts and hrotha put smileys because its incredibly obvious to us Dutch mafiosi.

 

[The Hitch]

It was not about speaking Dutch or not.

Well if the question is in Dutch, how am i going to understand it
Thats like asking a question in hieroglyphs and then claiming that someones ability to speak Egyptian has nothing to do with it?


but I surrender ( i phrase it like that because its not something you Dutchies ever really got from opponents ). What has the height of Chinese people got to do with this?

 

[Moondance]

Well if the question is in Dutch, how am i going to understand it
Thats like asking a question in hieroglyphs and then claiming that someones ability to speak Egyptian has nothing to do with it?


but I surrender ( i phrase it like that because its not something you Dutchies ever really got from opponents ). What has the height of Chinese people got to do with this?

So you want to be a member of an organisation called the "Dutch Mafia" but don't consider the Dutch language to be an important thing to know?

Either way, I'll ask you in English then:

"How Long is a Chinese person?"

 

[Barrus]

Well if the question is in Dutch, how am i going to understand it
Thats like asking a question in hieroglyphs and then claiming that someones ability to speak Egyptian has nothing to do with it?


but I surrender ( i phrase it like that because its not something you Dutchies ever really got from opponents ). What has the height of Chinese people got to do with this?

Nothing, the correct answer is yes, or: is he? or okay or no or something like that.

 

[The Hitch]

So you want to be a member of an organisation called the "Dutch Mafia" but don't consider the Dutch language to be an important thing to know?

Either way, I'll ask you in English then:

"How Long is a Chinese person?"

I already admited i dont understand the joke. Enlighten me.

And I never said Dutch wasnt important, just that i dont speak it.

And if i wanted to be part of "Dutch Mafia" i wouldnt be baiting Dekker T about Gesink all the time.

I did however set up the group "The Dutch Mafia" hence i am a "founding father" and nothing you can do will change that

 

[Barrus]

I already admited i dont understand the joke. Enlighten me.

And I never said Dutch wasnt important, just that i dont speak it.

And if i wanted to be part of "Dutch Mafia" i wouldnt be baiting Dekker T about Gesink all the time.

I did however set up the group "The Dutch Mafia" hence i am a "founding father" and nothing you can do will change that

How Long is the name of someone who might be a Chinese person