Jan Ullrich

[mombus]

I'm hoping in this thread, we can prove that Jan Ullrich never did drugs through photographic evidence.

 

[mombus]

"I never did drugs!!!"

 

[MacRoadie]

 

[Anonymous]

Mac, I guess the OP missed your sig.

 

[epo1999]

 

[mombus]

"Observe my all natural leg proportions!!!!!"

 

[mombus]

This is funny if you make him talk like Arnold Schwarzenegger in your head.

 

[on3m@n@rmy]

 

[Boeing]

Nice work, one could argue this is proof he did too

 

[luckyboy]

 

[Sanitiser]

It's so weird he looks anorexic in the first pic.

 

[Neworld]

I'm hoping in this thread, we can prove that Jan Ullrich never did drugs through photographic evidence.

I'd rather be like Ullrich who raced like an animal, was a champion and was liked by all. And, in his free time ate, drank and partied like ... well a normal person. Tell me you won't want to hang with Jan?

The alternative is the current stigmata of contemporary cycling and a US Federal inquiry.

NW

PS: you really need to look at the photo of Zabel and Ullrich. Is that the image of an overweight TdF rider? Propaganda can kill you.

 

[compete_clean]

Phil, Paul and Bob pointed out his problem:

'he pushes a big gear. He should learn how to spin a lighter gear like Lance'.




Excuse while I go and throw up. Repeatedly. For days on end.

 

[on3m@n@rmy]

I'd rather be like Ullrich who raced like an animal, was a champion and was liked by all. And, in his free time ate, drank and partied like ... well a normal person. Tell me you won't want to hang with Jan?

Jan's good guy who'd be great to hang with or go on ride with, as long as he took it easy on me.

 

[hiccuphell]

Hes a lazy Phat ***!

 

[Ferminal]

Phil, Paul and Bob pointed out his problem:

'he pushes a big gear. He should learn how to spin a lighter gear like Lance'.




Excuse while I go and throw up. Repeatedly. For days on end.

Yep, poor old Jan would have had 8 Tours if he trained himself to use a higher cadence.

 

[Elegant Degenerate]

I'd rather be like Ullrich who raced like an animal, was a champion and was liked by all. And, in his free time ate, drank and partied like ... well a normal person. Tell me you won't want to hang with Jan?

The alternative is the current stigmata of contemporary cycling and a US Federal inquiry.

NW

PS: you really need to look at the photo of Zabel and Ullrich. Is that the image of an overweight TdF rider? Propaganda can kill you.

stigma, you d***.

 

[flicker]

Phil, Paul and Bob pointed out his problem:

'he pushes a big gear. He should learn how to spin a lighter gear like Lance'.




Excuse while I go and throw up. Repeatedly. For days on end.

Great riders do ride high cadance. There is no excuse for Ullrich not to copy Indurain and Lances' cadence, it is uber efficient. Cycling is not power lifting.

Ullrichs' coaches were wrong, big problem.

Even in cross training for cycling it is power, aerobics, speed and agility.

Ulrich needed to wind it up. Lance was cruising in his gears and when it was go time he ramped it up. The days of the"Big Diesel" are gone.

 

[on3m@n@rmy]

Yep, poor old Jan would have had 8 Tours if he trained himself to use a higher cadence.

Ya, I agree he could have done much better, especially on steeper grades. When he hit the steeps against someone like Lance it was like game over because of that slow grinding cadence.

 

[flatclimb]

Hes a lazy Phat ***!

Uhhh No. He's not.

 

[FoxxyBrown1111]

Phil, Paul and Bob pointed out his problem:

'he pushes a big gear. He should learn how to spin a lighter gear like Lance'.




Excuse while I go and throw up. Repeatedly. For days on end.

... and he should have trained harder.

Back to the topic, my evidence:

 

[thingswelike]

Cadence my posterior (can't believe the swear filter doesn't allow the name of a donkey).
One of the best performances imo was actually one that some people put down as LAs.
When LA had the bag-in-handlebar crash and then attacked.
I was amazed at how, once the lead was stabilized, Jan managed to match LA stroke for stroke.

One thing I'll never know though is whether he was the most naturally gifted cyclist of his generation, or whether he was just on drugs from a very young age.

To keep it on topic, here's my photo...

 

[thingswelike]

Or perhaps this one is better...

 

[Ferminal]

One thing I'll never know though is whether he was the most naturally gifted cyclist of his generation, or whether he was just on drugs from a very young age.

To keep it on topic, here's my photo...

Sydney Olympics?

They were brutal that day, Ullrich, Klöden and Vino.

 

[compete_clean]

Great riders do ride high cadance. There is no excuse for Ullrich not to copy Indurain and Lances' cadence, it is uber efficient. Cycling is not power lifting.

Ullrichs' coaches were wrong, big problem.

Even in cross training for cycling it is power, aerobics, speed and agility.

Ulrich needed to wind it up. Lance was cruising in his gears and when it was go time he ramped it up. The days of the"Big Diesel" are gone.

We get it. You're a complete troll. Joke is on us.

Is there a way to block this tool so that i don't have to see his posts pop up?