Krebs' Free form/Chaos Thread

[krebs303]

potted meat

The first thing I ever "cooked" at about 11 years old. added catsup, black pepper and green onions.

 

[ak-zaaf]

canned hamburger!

 

[usedtobefast]

The first thing I ever "cooked" at about 11 years old. added catsup, black pepper and green onions.

makes a fine burrito as well.

 

[krebs303]

You will thank me after watching this

SuperNova Time Cube

 

[usedtobefast]

You will thank me after watching this

SuperNova Time Cube

i don't think i am smart enough to be cubed...

 

[krebs303]

i don't think i am smart enough to be cubed...

No, it's OK, you were educated to not understand. I think. or something like that. Just imagine when it is noon where you are there is someplace it is midnight where you are not. How awesome is that?

 

[usedtobefast]

No, it's OK, you were educated to not understand. I think. or something like that. Just imagine when it is noon where you are there is someplace it is midnight where you are not. How awesome is that?

that much i knew...what about EMc2?

 

[krebs303]

I think it is now EMc4. Cuz it has to be cubed. So Einstein was only half right.

 

[Anonymous]

Awesome. "Typical post-ride conversation."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rikLwIxRwEs

 

[usedtobefast]

I think it is now EMc4. Cuz it has to be cubed. So Einstein was only half right.

"why does the porridge bird lay it's eggs in the air?"

 

[krebs303]

"why does the porridge bird lay it's eggs in the air?"

1. Why does the porridge-bird lay his eggs in the air? Because if it laid them in the bowl, people would confuse them for marshmallows and eat them, greatly reducing the ability for the species to reproduce and survive.
2.A good question that has confounded scientists for decades. Fortunately you have chosen to ask a person who is quite learned in the ways of the porridge-bird. Being a porridge-birdologist I can tell you why this 'monarch of the stratosphere' chooses to spread his bounty in the air. There are many reasons but the main reason is......ummmm....what was the question again?
3It is a common misconception that the porridge-bird (fictius custardius) lays it's eggs in the air. Certainly, each spring, great flocks of porridge-birds swarm the countryside, raining down porridge, custard and (in extreme cases) yoghurt on unsuspecting passers by. Understandably, this has given rise to the idea that porridge-birds lay their eggs in mid-flight, which then hatch and cover the surrounding area in the aforementioned mess. The fact of the matter is, however, that the porridge-bird lays its eggs in small nests, built in the very tops of elm and oak trees. There, the young porridge-birds hatch from their eggs. The parents then scour the countryside, looking for porridge- and custard trees. (yes, porrdige grows on trees. Yoghurt, however, lives underwater) Once such a tree is spotted, the porridge-bird swoops down, and attempts to catch one of the many feral custards that live on the tree. Due to the nature and consistency of porridge much of the creature will fall from the porridge-birds' clutches before the bird can reach it's nest. This is why -even though porridge-birds do not really lay eggs in the air- it is advisable to take an umbrella along when you enter porridge-bird territory.

 

[usedtobefast]

1. Why does the porridge-bird lay his eggs in the air? Because if it laid them in the bowl, people would confuse them for marshmallows and eat them, greatly reducing the ability for the species to reproduce and survive.
2.A good question that has confounded scientists for decades. Fortunately you have chosen to ask a person who is quite learned in the ways of the porridge-bird. Being a porridge-birdologist I can tell you why this 'monarch of the stratosphere' chooses to spread his bounty in the air. There are many reasons but the main reason is......ummmm....what was the question again?
3It is a common misconception that the porridge-bird (fictius custardius) lays it's eggs in the air. Certainly, each spring, great flocks of porridge-birds swarm the countryside, raining down porridge, custard and (in extreme cases) yoghurt on unsuspecting passers by. Understandably, this has given rise to the idea that porridge-birds lay their eggs in mid-flight, which then hatch and cover the surrounding area in the aforementioned mess. The fact of the matter is, however, that the porridge-bird lays its eggs in small nests, built in the very tops of elm and oak trees. There, the young porridge-birds hatch from their eggs. The parents then scour the countryside, looking for porridge- and custard trees. (yes, porrdige grows on trees. Yoghurt, however, lives underwater) Once such a tree is spotted, the porridge-bird swoops down, and attempts to catch one of the many feral custards that live on the tree. Due to the nature and consistency of porridge much of the creature will fall from the porridge-birds' clutches before the bird can reach it's nest. This is why -even though porridge-birds do not really lay eggs in the air- it is advisable to take an umbrella along when you enter porridge-bird territory.

indubitably sir.

 

[usedtobefast]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apRikHkp2EE

krebs check this out.

 

[Anonymous]

I dreamt last night i won Paris Roubaix and lived in a log cabin in sweden with Liz Hatch..

anyone know a dream analyst?

 

[ak-zaaf]

I dreamt last night i won Paris Roubaix and lived in a log cabin in sweden with Liz Hatch..

anyone know a dream analyst?

Although you are happy for your current life, there are small things lacking. Paris - Roubaix is not an unfulfilled childhood dream, but probably represents a minor current issue. Your life could be a bit easier if you accomplished something small (drivers license? )

I don't get the Liz Hatch part because I clicked through your personal links and have seen pictures of your wife. Most people do a lot worse.


:x

 

[craig1985]

I once dreamt that I won Man San-Remo, Ronde van Vlaanderen, and a stage in the Tour de France.

 

[usedtobefast]

some internet tunes

http://somafm.com/listen/

 

[craig1985]

Liz said no.

 

[Anonymous]

I dreamt last night i won Paris Roubaix and lived in a log cabin in sweden with Liz Hatch..

anyone know a dream analyst?

You are a strong man who powers over the troubles of life. You strive for excellence and seek out the toughest challenges instead of settling for only those that you are sure will not injure you. You enjoy nature and rustic settings. You are more at home in a peaceful, serene setting, and you are not gay.

 

[fatandfast]

I dreamt last night i won Paris Roubaix and lived in a log cabin in sweden with Liz Hatch..

anyone know a dream analyst?

You are a man who likes and needs punishment . Bike racing,Hatch,no running water and Swedish winters.

 

[krebs303]

I'm working on a slide show for the beer thread and ran across this video of ScottSoCal's latin cousin.

Don Trago

 

[usedtobefast]

I'm working on a slide show for the beer thread and ran across this video of ScottSoCal's latin cousin.

Don Trago

what was that Waylon Jennings song..."Ain't Living Long Like This"

 

[Anonymous]

what was that Waylon Jennings song..."Ain't Living Long Like This"

I am more fond of Unknown Hinson's "I ain't afraid of your husband baby, I'll be over tonight."

 

[krebs303]

 

[Anonymous]