Krebs' Free form/Chaos Thread

[krebs303]

In Western popular culture, the consumption of monkey brains is repeatedly portrayed and debated, often in the context of portraying exotic cultures as exceptionally cruel, callous and strange, with the following variations:

* the brain is eaten cooked
* the brain is eaten raw (occasionally directly out of the dead monkey's skull)
* the brain is eaten fresh, spooned out of the skull while the monkey is still alive

As a former chef I know fresh is always best!

 

[Anonymous]

In Western popular culture, the consumption of monkey brains is repeatedly portrayed and debated, often in the context of portraying exotic cultures as exceptionally cruel, callous and strange, with the following variations:

* the brain is eaten cooked
* the brain is eaten raw (occasionally directly out of the dead monkey's skull)
* the brain is eaten fresh, spooned out of the skull while the monkey is still alive

As a former chef I know fresh is always best!

As a former line cook, give me a hot grill, some salt and pepper and a press, and I'll serve it on a bun to the customer of whichever waitress pi$$ed me off.

 

[usedtobefast]

As a former line cook, give me a hot grill, some salt and pepper and a press, and I'll serve it on a bun to the customer of whichever waitress pi$$ed me off.

which is why i like to eat at home. that way i know who spit in my food. mostly...

 

[krebs303]

I had my own catering business. I knew it was time to get out when I got a call from a lady who wanted a catered wedding for 300 for her daughter. She wanted to know what was the cheapest thing i could serve. I offered her dog food on crackers.

 

[Hugh Januss]

I had my own catering business. I knew it was time to get out when I got a call from a lady who wanted a catered wedding for 300 for her daughter. She wanted to know what was the cheapest thing i could serve. I offered her dog food on crackers.

Sooo... did she hire you?

 

[Anonymous]

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[craig1985]

I was once a kitchen hand and washed the dishes, so I hate angry chefs.

 

[Hugh Januss]

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Last edited by Susan Westemeyer; Today at 22:05. Reason: inappropriate

But it's suppose to be inappropriate, it's the "Free form/Chaos Thread

 

[Susan Westemeyer]

Last edited by Susan Westemeyer; Today at 22:05. Reason: inappropriate

But it's suppose to be inappropriate, it's the "Free form/Chaos Thread

This was the kind of "inappropriate" that belongs in the Babes on Bikes thread.

Susan

 

[Anonymous]

This was the kind of "inappropriate" that belongs in the Babes on Bikes thread.

Susan

hang on, are you saying inappropriate images are now allowed in the babes on bikes thread?

 

[Susan Westemeyer]

hang on, are you saying inappropriate images are now allowed in the babes on bikes thread?

As far as I'm concerned, all those images are inappropriate.

Susan

 

[Anonymous]

As far as I'm concerned, all those images are inappropriate.

Susan

Hmm.. i guess all the time you watch cycling, you never think how nice the men look, all tanned, tight fitting shirts and shorts.. that would be inappropriate..

Its ok for women, they get hours of tv coverage devoted to men on bikes, magazines, websites.. what do us men get.. one thread.. one lousy thread..

[although i am speaking as someone who doesnt go in the BoB thread that often, maybe once a week]

 

[Susan Westemeyer]

Hmm.. i guess all the time you watch cycling, you never think how nice the men look, all tanned, tight fitting shirts and shorts.. that would be inappropriate..

Its ok for women, they get hours of tv coverage devoted to men on bikes, magazines, websites.. what do us men get.. one thread.. one lousy thread..

[although i am speaking as someone who doesnt go in the BoB thread that often, maybe once a week]

Who ever said life is fair......

Susan

 

[krebs303]

Sooo... did she hire you?

No but she thought over for a while. I know she wanted to ask how much.

 

[krebs303]

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I will have to say in Scott's behalf that he is in training. He has stopped drinking beer. And I believe sobriety has impaired his judgment

 

[Anonymous]

I will have to say in Scott's behalf that he is in training. He has stopped drinking beer. And I believe sobriety has impaired his judgment

No big deal. I was just pointing out why it would have been challenging for me to be a woman and had illustrated my observation with a photo.

 

[krebs303]

No big deal. I was just pointing out why it would have been challenging for me to be a woman and had illustrated my observation with a photo.

Perhaps it is just as well I missed it

 

[krebs303]

 

[Anonymous]

Perhaps it is just as well I missed it

Of course I thought it was funny. Susan didn't.

 

[krebs303]

Of course I thought it was funny. Susan didn't.

You can cage the singer but not the song.

 

[Susan Westemeyer]

You are perfectly free to post in the Babes thread.

A good singer knows his audience.

Susan

 

[Anonymous]

You are perfectly free to post in the Babes thread.

A good singer knows his audience.

Susan

My only complaint is that this is the "Free form/Chaos Thread" and was intended to be open to anything. However, considering the fact that I neither work for cyclingnews, nor make the rules, I guess I will just have to suck it up like a big boy.

 

[krebs303]

 

[Anonymous]

 

[craig1985]

His right leg would surely weight more then Rigoberto Uran (Uran is 54kg).