Krebs' Free form/Chaos Thread

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And if it falls on a Friday the 13th? We need that data.

 

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[ramjambunath]

Mother in war

Bride Lee Su and husband Ming thought they were all alone when they picked a romantic woodland setting for their once-in-a-lifetime wedding photos.

But within minutes they had to surrender when their clearing was invaded by hundreds of computer game fans playing a real life reconstruction of Counter Strike in Forest Park, Nanjing, Joangsu province, eastern China.

"One minute we were all alone feeling romantic and happy, the next we had men in uniforms charging at us. It ruined the day," said Su, 26.

The wargames troops were eventually routed by Su's furious mum, Yip Mei.

"They may have had guns but they didn't scare me. I told them what I thought of them and they ran away," said 47-year-old Mei.

 

[ramjambunath]

Tiger Woods and Graeme Swann

Fan arrested after throwing hot dog at Tiger Woods

http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2011/oct/10/hot-dog-tiger-woods

Greame Swann (England cricket player on debut)
“Then, fielding on the boundary, someone threw one of those huge South African sausages and it hit me on the back of the neck. I picked up the piece of meat and shaped to throw it back. What you gonna f****** do?" one of the Afrikaans spectators goaded. I simply took a big bite and held the sausage triumphantly above my head,” said Swann.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...eme-Swann-A-sausage-saved-me-on-my-debut.html
This was the sausage

 

[Luke Schmid]

cab, *****, bald

I am not bald

 

[Black-Balled]

Plop, so ,is.

I am not feeling defined.

 

[krebs303]

Who said men don't have a sensitive side?

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A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together.

They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she can't help but notice the soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears in his bedroom!

There are three shelves with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering an entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display.

There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf.

She found it strange for a young bloke to have such a large a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but doesn't mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side. All the while thinking to herself, "Oh my! Maybe this guy could be the one! Maybe he could father my children!"

She turns to him. They kiss... and then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot steamy love.

After an intense, explosive night of raw passion, the woman rolls over, strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how was it?"

The guy says: "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."

 

[ramjambunath]

Happy Birthday Krebs

 

[krebs303]

Baby thinks a printed magazine is just a broken iPad
Here's evidence that shows why today's kids are so tech savvy. These days kids grow up with technology from birth, so that when they are confronted with old tech like a printed magazine, they get pretty confused.

French father Jean-Louis Costanza uploaded the video, which shows his one year old daughter as she attempts to sweep through the pages and pinch the images of a magazine, just as she has learned to do on the iPad.

thanks ramjambunath

 

[kielbasa]

Happy Birthday Krebs

Wow, you found those?! That's crazy.

 

[kielbasa]

Tiger Woods and Graeme Swann

Fan arrested after throwing hot dog at Tiger Woods

http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2011/oct/10/hot-dog-tiger-woods

Greame Swann (England cricket player on debut)
“Then, fielding on the boundary, someone threw one of those huge South African sausages and it hit me on the back of the neck. I picked up the piece of meat and shaped to throw it back. What you gonna f****** do?" one of the Afrikaans spectators goaded. I simply took a big bite and held the sausage triumphantly above my head,” said Swann.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...eme-Swann-A-sausage-saved-me-on-my-debut.html
This was the sausage

Definitely worth saving.

 

[ramjambunath]

Wow, you found those?! That's crazy.

I'd have loved those.
Sadly, I found these

 

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