Krebs' Free form/Chaos Thread

[ramjambunath]

Zhang Nan has 15cm eel swim into his penis and has it removed from his bladder

A MAN has had an eel removed from his bladder after it entered his body through his penis.

Zhang Nan, 56, from Hubei province, China, was relaxing in a spa bath with live eels to let them feed on his dead skin when one started travelling up his urethra.

"I climbed into the bath and I could feel the eels nibbling my body," he said. "But then, suddenly I felt a severe pain and realised a small eel had gone into the end of my penis.

"I tried to hold it and take it out, but the eel was too slippery to be held and it disappeared up my penis."

The surgeon who extracted the eel from Zhang's bladder explained: "The diameter of the urethra in a man's penis is just a little narrower. But because eels are quite slippery, its body worked as a lubricant and got into the penis smoothly."

The operation lasted three hours.

The 15cm eel was found dead.

http://www.news.com.au/weird-true-f...from-his-bladder/story-e6frflri-1226138663264

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[Anonymous]

 

[Francois the Postman]

Yeah I do. since there is no off topic discussion in the freeform and chaos thread let it roll here. no use polluting anywhere else.

OK cheerskrebs

 

[kielbasa]

Deleted & discontinued...

 

[Anonymous]

 

[kielbasa]

Yes, more Monet and more cowbell.

 

[Anonymous]

I want to post a Serrano, but that is no longer allowed. I have seen a Serrano in person, and it is one of the most beautiful photographs I have ever seen.

 

[Anonymous]

 

[Rip:30]

Why on earth would you assume this is an "anything goes" thread? It is subject to the same rules, regulations and moderation as any other thread.

Susan

obviously never reads the thread

 

[Anonymous]

obviously never reads the thread

That some fail to grasp the nature of this thread is apparent because there is no point to grasp, yet some have grasped a point completely contrary to the point of this thread.

 

[Rip:30]

That some fail to grasp the nature of this thread is apparent because there is no point to grasp, yet some have grasped a point completely contrary to the point of this thread.

Yeah, I'm sick of the Freeform thread being off topic! hehe

 

[Anonymous]

 

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[ramjambunath]

A greedy pike bit off more than it could chew when it died trying to eat a huge carp. The 3ft fish was found floating on the surface of a pond with the 3lb carp down its throat after it choked to death on its prey. The pike is believed to have lived in the lake at Heritage Fisheries in Clare, Suffolk for the last 10 years.

 

[ramjambunath]

This chocolate boat was one of seven taking part in a special regatta in the Odet River in Quimper, Western France. The boats, propelled by chocolate oars, were created by chocolatier Georges Larnicol. Three sank but four made it to the finishing line

 

[ramjambunath]

The world's most expensive model car, a Lamborghini Aventador, is to be auctioned for an estimated £3million in December - nearly 12 times the price of a real one.

 

[ramjambunath]

Finnish photographer Markus Varesvuo captured this shot of a seagull attacking an unwary sea eagle from above.

 

[ramjambunath]

Riding a motorbike used to be a macho thing.

 

[ramjambunath]

A Swedish hotel is offering the world's deepest bedroom. The room, at the Sala Silvermine Hotel, is more than 500ft beneath the earth's surface and can only be entered through a mine lift shaft.

 

[ramjambunath]

Artist Faye Halliday has created a series of truly cheesy portraits to celebrate British Cheese Week.
That's London Mayor Boris Johnson not Bill Clinton, by the way.

 

[krebs303]

A wild Dingo eating a shark. Welcome to Australia

 

[ramjambunath]

A dog competes in the 'Surf City Surf Dog Weekend', at Dog Beach in California. 40 surfing dogs in four weight classifications participated in the competition.

 

[ramjambunath]

That was going to be my next post.