Krebs' Free form/Chaos Thread

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19th November 2011,
World Toilet Day
National Day of Play
Have a bad day day
National Survibors of Suicide day

It all seems interconnected to me.
 
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ramjambunath said:
19th November 2011,
Have a Bad Day day


Have a Bad Day Day
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A guy dials his home phone number from work. A strange woman answers. The guy says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid.", answered the woman. "We don't have a maid!" "I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house." "Well, this is her husband. Is she there?" "Ummm...she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband." The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?" "What do I have to do?" "I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she's with." The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by a couple of gunshots. The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the bodies?" "Throw them in the swimming pool!" "What pool?" "Uh.. is this 832-4173?"
 
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Lina Medina- world's youngest mother
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Lina Medina, born in Paurange, Peru in 1933 had a condition known as precocious puberty. She was only 5 years8 months old when she gave birth.

Linas son, weighing almost six pounds, was delivered in good health and both Mother and child were released after only a few days. The child was born weighing 5 pounds and 9 ounces. It is thought that Lina is the youngest girl in recorded history to give birth to a full term, healthy baby.

Doctors discovered Linas menstrual cycle started when she was eight months old.

The reason for this disorder is not known. As it's not everyday a 5 year old girl gets pregnant, research on the disorder is hard. Dr. Gerardo Lozada the doctor who delivered her son was astonished.
 
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Australia: Sydney - Canberra - Melbourne - Tassie

Posted: 19 Nov 2011 05:24 AM PST

Greetings Fellow Cyclists!

I'm off to tour a wee bit of Oz at a leisurely pace leaving Sydney in the next day or so and wondered if there were any other cyclists who fancied joining me... I intend to bush camp and warm shower along the way...

Please send a text if you feel inclined...

Happy Cycling!

Simon