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The Rise of Sasquatch Porn [NSFW]
It's like an unholy alliance between furry culture, cryptozoology, and sex. The craze for Bigfoot porn started with Ape Canyon, and now this year has been joined by two new Bigfoot lover flicks.
The first, which came out earlier this year, mockuments the making of the first piece of Sasquatch porn. According to Dread Central:
Brock "Balls" Brockleman, Erotic Film Entrepreneur, is on the hunt for his next big porn star - a seven-foot tall vixen Bigfoot, preferably in heat. The faux documentary Sasquatch Porn dares to look behind the steamy lenses of the erotic film industry's next exotic adult entertainment sensation.

 

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Custom-Sized Condoms Are Better For Sex But Which Size Are You?
95 sizes. Ninety-five different combinations of length and girth, people. Ordering these new fitted condoms, now legally available in Europe, using their order printable scale chart is fun.

Using a condom that isn't suited for your penis' size increases the possibilities of breakage and slippage, which in turn increases the possibility of sexually transmitted infections or unwanted pregnancies. Thankfully, someone invented custom size condoms. It took more than two years, but now they are legally available... sadly only in Europe.

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[krebs303]

Useful German:

Feierabend: a festive frame of mind at the end of a working day
Drachenfutter: (“dragon fodder”) a peace offering to a wife from a guilty husband
Fachmensch: a narrow specialist
Fingerspitzengefühl: (“fingertipfeel”) intuitive sensibility, confident sureness of touch
fisselig: nagged and flustered to the point of incompetence
pomadig: “like hair oil,” able to slip through difficulties
Verschlimmbesserung: an intended improvement that has made things worse
Stammplatz: a favorite usual spot, as a table at a café
Torschlusspanik: (“gate closing panic”) fear that time is running out to act
Zivilcourage: courage to stand up for what is right
Zwischenraum: the space between things

The contraceptive pill is the Antibabypille. “I can understand German as well as the maniac that invented it,” wrote Mark Twain, “but I talk it best through an interpreter.”

 

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El motor V-12 más pequeño del mundo.
Motor V-12 naval de inyección de aire comprimido construido a mano de forma artesanal.Quizás sea el motor más pequeño del mundo de esta modalidad.Tiene 12 cm3 de cilindrada,el diámetro de los cilindros es de 11,3 mm y la carrera de los pistones es de 10 mm.Funciona con tan sólo 0,1

 

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Strange Way to Park a Car

 

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Fix-a-Flat
Oneal Ron Morris came up with a special concoction -- a combination of cement, mineral oil, and Super Glue -- which he brought to "pumping parties", according to police in Miami Gardens, Fla. At such events, Morris allegedly injected people's buttocks with his formula to round them out. Police got on Morris's trail after a woman allegedly treated by Morris nearly died when his so-called "Fix-a-Flat" material spread through her body, leading to infections; she is still recovering. The 30-year-old victim, who paid $700 for the procedure, was "screaming in pain" and made Morris stop, police say. It took months for investigators to catch up to him, but when he was arrested for practicing medicine without a license and causing bodily harm, officers were so shocked by his appearance, they took full-length mug shots. It's not that Morris is a man who looks like a woman, but rather that Morris had apparently been using the goo on himself: he has a gigantic ****. (RC/Miami Herald) ...Whereas most men arrested for hurting women are gigantic asses.
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Accident at the Mille Miglia NA
At this years Mille Miglia North American Tribute driver Alain de Cadenet flew up on stage at the finish line with bad breaks. This created a hysterical result.

 

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Warrants issued for Thanksgiving Corvette drag racers
Police officers are looking to fry up the two turkeys who wiped out in a stunningly stupid Thanksgiving Day Corvette drag race. One turkey is apparently a mama's boy and the other is possibly a known scammer.

The now infamous accident occurred on Thanksgiving Day as the result of an inept drag race between a silver C5 and silver C6 Corvette on busy public streets. Because it happened in the small suburb of The Woodlands, news of the video got around fast.

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Accident at the Mille Miglia NA
At this years Mille Miglia North American Tribute driver Alain de Cadenet flew up on stage at the finish line with bad breaks. This created a hysterical result.

It's a disappearance trick!

Now you see them!

Now you don't...

 

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70 billion pixels picture of Budapest - The largest photo on Earth

 

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Carving Verbs

A dinner host in the 17th century might have wished for a usage manual — a different term was used for carving each dish, and, according to Samuel Orchart Beeton, “for a person to use wrong terms in relation to carving was an unpardonable affront to etiquette.” One might:

allay a pheasant
barb a lobster
break a hare
chine a salmon
culpon a trout
disfigure a peacock
dismember a hen
display a quail
fin a chevin
fract a chicken
frush a chub
gobbet a trout
lift a swan
mince a plover
rear a goose
sauce a capon
scull a tench
side a haddock
splat a pike
splay a bream
spoil a hen
string a lamprey
tarne a crab
thigh a pigeon
thigh a woodcock
transon an eel
trench a sturgeon
tusk a barbel
unbrace a mallard
unjoint a bittern
unlace a coney
unlatch a curlew
wing a partridge

“Carving was a science that carried with it as much pedantry as the business of school-teaching does in the present day,” Beeton observed in 1875. By that time, happily, such lists were already considered “too long and too ridiculous to repeat.”

 

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Jasha Lottin, Portland Nudist, Broke No Laws by Killing, Gutting Horse, then Posing Naked Inside Carcass (NSFW Pics)
Jasha Lottin says she can't understand why people are so interested in why she bought a horse, killed it, gutted it, then posed naked for photos inside the carcass and posted them on the Internet.

"No idea why people care," she tells Seattle Weekly.

Lottin, a 21-year-old aspiring model and nudist from Portland was questioned at length by Washington County Sheriff's Deputies recently after she posted on the Internet gory photos of herself naked inside a horse that she bought, shot, gutted, posed naked inside of, and ultimately ate.

 

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'Cotton Candy' USB stick puts an Android PC on any screen
Believe it or not, FXI Tech's "Cotton Candy" USB/HDMI stick is an entire PC with Android 2.3 inside and it turns any display with a USB or HDMI port into a 1.2GHz dual-core PC.

 

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Has to be the best block ever.

 

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Ganzfeld hallucinations

The cognitive science journal Cortex has just released a special issue on the neuropsychology of paranormal experiences and belief, and contains a fantastic article on hallucinations induced by the Ganzfeld procedure.

The Ganzfeld procedure exposes the participant to ‘unstructured’ sensations usually by placing half ping-pong balls over the eyes so they can only see diffuse white light and by playing white noise through headphones.

It is probably best known for its uses in parapsychology experiments, but it is also used to induce hallucinations and sensory distortions which are much more likely to occur in the absence of clearly defined sensory experiences.

The article reviews the sorts of hallucinations reported in during these experiments and discusses what electrophysiology (EEG or ‘brain wave’) studies tell us about what happens in the cortex when these perceptual distortions kick off.

Some of the descriptions of hallucinations are really quite striking:

“For quite a long time, there was nothing except a green-greyish fog. It was really boring, I thought, ‘ah, what a non-sense experiment!’ Then, for an indefinite period of time, I was ‘off’, like completely absent-minded. Then, all of sudden, I saw a hand holding a piece of chalk and writing on a black-board something like a mathematical formula. The vision was very clear, but it stayed only for few seconds and disappeared again. The image did not fill up the entire visual field, it was just like a ‘window’ into that foggy stuff.”
http://mindhacks.com/2008/11/17/ganzfeld-hallucinations/

 

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kgwITEc_dg

 

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