Krebs' Free form/Chaos Thread

[craig1985]

 

[Fourier]

As I was riding home from work yesterday I saw 2 crows standing in the middle of the bike path. For fun I rode pass them left and then right like doing a crow-slalom.
Does this mean I am going to hell?

 

[craig1985]

Yes you are.

 

[krebs303]

 

[krebs303]

This is a cool vid. I remember some one on the forum was Coulrophobic (Fear Of Clowns) they may not want to watch

Philips - Carousel (Director's Cut)

 

[usedtobefast]

This is a cool vid. I remember some one on the forum was Coulrophobic (Fear Of Clowns) they may not want to watch

Philips - Carousel (Director's Cut)

so is it supposed to be panning with the motion stopped or is my server slow?

 

[krebs303]

so is it supposed to be panning with the motion stopped or is my server slow?

yes stop motion pan. incredible detail.

 

[usedtobefast]

yes stop motion pan. incredible detail.

it is a very cool video.

 

[krebs303]

Woman jailed for testicle attack

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

 

[Anonymous]

Woman jailed for testicle attack

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Before now, I was against the death penalty...

 

[flyor64]

A toast to Krebs...

...for keepin the Free form/Chaos thread a goin...

 

[krebs303]

 

[usedtobefast]

free form/chaos personified

oh and ouch!

 

[krebs303]

I'm drunk. so what?

 

[dolophonic]

That one was crazy... muchos gracias.

 

[craig1985]

BPC revealed:

Complete biography

 

[krebs303]

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives.

By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of tequila, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kailua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the Cheesecake, some Saltines and a box of Chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

 

[craig1985]

What has been seen cannot be unseen.

 

[craig1985]

 

[krebs303]

 

[krebs303]

German student attacks Hell's Angels with puppy

BERLIN (Reuters) – A German student created a major traffic jam in Bavaria after making a rude gesture at a group of Hell's Angels motorcycle gang members, hurling a puppy at them and then escaping on a stolen bulldozer.

 

[usedtobefast]

this man found 58 dollars in some dog poop. "he said poop!"

 

[usedtobefast]

http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2010/06/15/jesus-statue-struck-by-lightning/?hpt=Sbin

Jesus struck by lightening.

http://thebubble.msn.com/video/?id=...ideo/?id=4cd29f0d-4b56-4b8b-9bc7-228ea5de45da

now we know why...

 

[krebs303]

 

[krebs303]

back boobs ya like 'em?