Krebs' Free form/Chaos Thread

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"No, not the cats. Don't trust them. Their eyes. Their eyes. They know too much."

 

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"You know, it's a human race. And you lost."

 

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In this sentence, the word and occurs twice, the word eight occurs twice, the word four occurs twice, the word fourteen occurs four times, the word in occurs twice, the word occurs occurs fourteen times, the word sentence occurs twice, the word seven occurs twice, the word the occurs fourteen times, the word this occurs twice, the word times occurs seven times, the word twice occurs eight times, and the word word occurs fourteen times.

 

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"Put Mr. Squidly down! How DARE you try and milk him! Come on, Mr. Squidly. Let me put you back in your tank. Aw, it's okay. Why don't you hug my arm. Yeah, use all your little tentacles. There there. Everything's gonna be okay.

 

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"Get him outta here. That dirty little rabbit worrier. Leave those twitchy tails alone. Fluffy little bunnykins. Who'd want to make you so anxious? You've got enough to worry about. Oh, hoppity."

 

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"I can't drive with the roof down, but where are we gonna put the dolphins? They love to feel the wind in their blowhole. Pfffffffffff, blowhoooole! Click click click squeak, click squeak squeeeeeak. Awwww, they said 'I love you'. I love you too, dolphins. Just sit down in the back."

 

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Oompa loompas don't sing in heaven.

 

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[Siriuscat]

......wouldn't that be the clinic.....

 

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[Anonymous]

Seems legit

 

[flyor64]

This actually happened on Norwegian news here on 28 December. When asked by the station director, he said it was just a slip up and apologized.

They were doing a story on a new eye test that could be more dificult for senior citizens, and this is the image they found on the internet and used.

The best is this article explaining the whole thing:

http://www.tv2.no/nyheter/innenriks/dagsrevyen-innroemmer-bildetabbe-3670259.html

Complete with explanations for what the terms in the chart meant

WARNING

ETA - The report on the tv2 website actually spells out what they mean, including the explicit cuss words.

could by NSFW for some, even though it is an actual newssite and report.

 

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