Krebs' Free form/Chaos Thread

[usedtobefast]

http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/267118

 

[Oldman]

watched Team America, World Police again. Life was soooo much stooopider and simple then. Lance could tell you what to think.

 

[craig1985]

So ronely.

 

[L'arriviste]

A few weeks ago, I saw this informative notice in my office building:

Same office, same period, this time in the bathroom:

(it's a list of instructions in French on how to wash your hands)

 

[krebs303]

I am now officially scared.
Vagina Bubbles From Hell

 

[usedtobefast]

http://gizmodo.com/5639176/the-quadrotor-drone-learns-some-terrifying-new-tricks

you want scary, this is it.

 

[krebs303]

http://gizmodo.com/5639176/the-quadrotor-drone-learns-some-terrifying-new-tricks

you want scary, this is it.

I saw that the other day, but I have more experience with vagina's than drones. And I hope to keep the ratio as it is

 

[usedtobefast]

I saw that the other day, but I have more experience with vagina's than drones. And I hope to keep the ratio as it is

it's the drone vagina's that will get you.

 

[craig1985]

Krebs, you have a rather talented cat!

 

[Barracuda]

Mr Krebs 303

IVE GOT IT .... YES IVE GOT IT ....... KREBS IS ACTUALLY GARY LARSON FROM "THE FAR SIDE" COMICS.

HA ..... GOT YOU GARY ........ SHOW YOURSELF FOR WHO YOU REALLY ARE !!!

 

[krebs303]

IVE GOT IT .... YES IVE GOT IT ....... KREBS IS ACTUALLY GARY LARSON FROM "THE FAR SIDE" COMICS.

HA ..... GOT YOU GARY ........ SHOW YOURSELF FOR WHO YOU REALLY ARE !!!

 

[krebs303]

 

[krebs303]

 

[krebs303]

 

[krebs303]

Liar Liar
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and asked, "May I see your driver's license?"

The driver answered, "I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI."

The officer asked, "May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?"

The driver answered,"It's not my car. I stole it."

The officer asked, "The car is stolen?"

The driver answered, "That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there."

The officer asked, "There's a gun in the glove box?"

The driver answered, "Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk."

The officer asked, "There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?"

The driver answered, "Yes, sir."

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by! police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation.

The Captain asked, "Sir, can I see your license?" The driver answered, "Sure. Here it is." It was valid.

The Captain asked, "Who's car is this?"

The driver answered, "It's mine, officer. Here's the owner' card." The driver owned the car.

The Captain asked, "Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?"

The driver answered, "Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it." Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

The Captain asked, "Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it."

The driver answered, "No problem." Trunk is opened; no body.

The Captain said, "I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk."

The driver answered, "Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!"

 

[Barracuda]

Geez Gary ..... you've let yourself go mate!

 

[craig1985]

Am I the only one who thinks UTBF and Hugh Januss is actually the same person?

Think about it.

 

[craig1985]

If the internets disappeared

 

[usedtobefast]

Am I the only one who thinks UTBF and Hugh Januss is actually the same person?

Think about it.

news to me

 

[RedheadDane]

http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/uci-road-world-championships-cm/elite-men/photos/143500

Is that on purpose?? Or am I simply the only one getting the reference?

 

[krebs303]

Maybe this would be a good gift for the pro cyclist on your gift list.

Are you always curious about what exactly a substance in your posession is? Do you always mix up your anthrax, cocaine and baking soda and need an easy way to determine which is which? Well, say hello to the Thermo Scientific FirstDefender RMX!

This handheld device instantly identifies pretty much anything, be it nerve gas or passed gas. Sure, it's meant to be used by soldiers or mounted to the front of tactical robots, but what's to stop you from getting one for yourself? I mean, besides the price, of course, which is a whopping $32,000. But otherwise, completely reasonable.

 

[usedtobefast]

Maybe this would be a good gift for the pro cyclist on your gift list.

Are you always curious about what exactly a substance in your posession is? Do you always mix up your anthrax, cocaine and baking soda and need an easy way to determine which is which? Well, say hello to the Thermo Scientific FirstDefender RMX!

This handheld device instantly identifies pretty much anything, be it nerve gas or passed gas. Sure, it's meant to be used by soldiers or mounted to the front of tactical robots, but what's to stop you from getting one for yourself? I mean, besides the price, of course, which is a whopping $32,000. But otherwise, completely reasonable.

for guys at the top,they could afford it...

 

[usedtobefast]

i have heard of "super green crack" , but...

http://www.baynews9.com/article/new...n-denies-drugs-found-in-buttocks-are-his:eek:

 

[krebs303]

i have heard of "super green crack" , but...

http://www.baynews9.com/article/new...n-denies-drugs-found-in-buttocks-are-his:eek:

happens to me quite often. I once found a cornish game hen and two tickets to the opera (La traviata)

 

[krebs303]

Chicken Nuggets Are Made From This Pink Goop
mmmmmmm....... Nuggets!

This is mechanically separated chicken. Chickens are turned into this goop so we can ..............