Krebs' Free form/Chaos Thread

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Why is it so much easier to hit the low notes?

 

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Een eenzame fietser staat thv Wijk aan Zee met een lekke band. Er waren dit jaar erg veel fietsers met lekke banden. De scherpe schelpen zorgen voor veel gaatjes in de banden bij tientallen wielrenners

A lone cyclist thv Wijk aan Zee with a flat tire. This year there were very many cyclists with punctures. The sharp shells provide a lot of holes in the tires at dozens of cyclists

Please get a notarized letter saying you rent to me at this address. I really would like to have it.

Here is the AA info. However, I've never done it professionally, and more importantly I've never done it remotely -- it has always been in person

 

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The mighty oak begins as an acorn. How crazy is that?

 

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I'm not simply a function!

 

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Philosophia where art thou?

 

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Like ripples in a pond...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB1UkyLrlio

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXeWOQ_mTPs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFcHhcej9gk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JaJuuq8dcU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S31adtfu8Hw

 

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The GIF master is having trouble sizing up 2D, shocking.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVo2igbFSPE

 

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There was a big swarm of bees outside my house today. I'm concerned that they might want to build a hive here, because they were buzzing around the same place from at least half past 10 in the morning (when I woke up and noticed them) until sunset, at around 6 pm.

Go away bees

 

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Once we were like wolves, now we are like chihuahuas.
What am I experiencing?
Why am I here?
Who am I?
No one else, in the final equation, can answer these questions for you.
Obvious isn't it. Some things don't change.
This is the flaming sword that spins in all directions.

What do I know though? I know I just jerked off here again.

take care y'all.

 

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Once we were like wolves, now we are like chihuahuas.
What am I experiencing?
Why am I here?
Who am I?
No one else, in the final equation, can answer these questions for you.
Obvious isn't it. Some things don't change.
This is the flaming sword that spins in all directions.

What do I know though? I know I just jerked off here again.

take care y'all.

 

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i'm pretty sure i figured it out - the poor guy only has a clic-clac

 

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i'm pretty sure i figured it out - the poor guy only has a clic-clac

 

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There is a complete lack of bunderswallup in quote /unquote chaosville due to the imbalances created. grievances have been noted, the committee concurs with no bias. the incident is best classed out of the realm of civil norms

 

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i'm on the right track baby i was born this way

 

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On the Beach
A man was sitting on a lonely beach. Tragically, through a childhood accident, he had lost both both of his arms and both of his legs. During the long afternoon, as he remained on the beach, three women separately walked past him. Each felt very sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said: "Have you ever had a hug?"

The man looked up and saw the woman was quite pretty. Sensing an opportunity he said, "No." So she gave him a hug and walked on.

The second woman said: "Have you ever had a kiss?"

The man looked up and saw this woman was even prettier. "No," he said with anticipation, so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The third woman came to him and said: "Have you ever been screwed?"

The man looked up and saw this one was drop-dead gorgeous. With anticipation welling up, and swallowing hard so he could talk, the fellow croaked out, "No."

"Well, you will be in a few minutes," she said, walking by. "The tide's coming in."
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