Krebs' Free form/Chaos Thread

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[hiero2]

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Cool. Nice magic act! The paddle is quicker than the eye!

 

[hiero2]

. . .For it is hard to speak properly upon a subject where it is even difficult to convince your hearers that you are speaking the truth. On the one hand, the friend who is familiar with every fact of the story may think that some point has not been set forth with that fullness which he wishes and knows it to deserve; on the other, he who is a stranger to the matter may be led by envy to suspect exaggeration if he hears anything above his own nature. . . .

Pericles, from the funeral oration at the start of the Peloponnesian wars

 

[Spider1964]

Things are getting out of hand at MumsNet -

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-penis

 

[42x16ss]

That's some of the funniest stuff I've ever read! I'm trying not to cry laughing right now!

 

[Spider1964]

Absolute Gold... some of my favourites -

We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me.

Apparently our penis beaker is strange and not the done thing.

Does everyone else just lay there in a sticky post coital glow until morning? Really?

That must be sexy. You do it then spring apart, you rush to the bathroom and he plunges his knob into a bucket.

You've just had sex so I assume you are on fairly intimate terms. Even if you have an acid fanjo and his sperm is nine tenths itching powder, surely you can use the bathroom at the same time? You can wash your fanjo in the bath and he can scrub his **** in the sink.

Does your other half say things like 'I'm feeling fruity tonight darling. FILL UP THE PENIS BEAKER!'?

I have a trapped nerve in my neck and laughing at you ****ers has just made me yelp. Fill up the penis beaker! Is that dirty talk in your house then? We must be scumbags as apart from a post coital wee neither of us feel the need to start rinsing out any parts of our anatomy, he certainly doesn't violate any tooth mugs.

 

[ChewbaccaD]

https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1392003_691941217493559_1129154627_n.jpg

http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/animals-can-be-giant-jerks

 

[ChewbaccaD]

http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/animals-can-be-giant-jerks

 

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Is it OK to torture or murder a robot?

 

[Netserk]

 

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[Tricycle Rider]

This 2005 Porsche Carrera GT... what do we make of it?

http://www.autobytel.com/porsche/carrera-gt/2005/reviews/2005-porsche-carrera-gt-571/

I'm a mild car enthusiast, btw., but at the moment all I drive is a 1967 VW Beetle.

 

[BigMac]

What the actual ****.

Brilliant.

 

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