Was thinking of changing my username on here? Although I found it not easy to come up with an alternative. For example, I don’t like usernames that donate a posters gender, such as, prefixes followed by ‘chick’ ‘girl’ or names prefixed with Miss or Missy, Mrs. Or something pretty like Lucy Lu or Lippy Lu… etcetera. If male, flip side of the coin are edifices like ‘big boy’, ‘bounty hunter’ or ‘bad ass’ give me the creeps. Then there is ‘fan boy/girl’ excruciating. All an exercise in exacerbating a stereotype. All a bit doggy!
So I thought – keep in mind neutrality. Keep it fairly real, anonymous is a preferred choice, helps with longevity. Or just go with something to do with your interests, or views on things and add some humour. This is ok. With neutral it could be a made up nonsense word or anagram. Interests maybe a favourite animal, writer or sport star hero, again ok – if it floats your boat. Views on thing will be self-evident.
So my initial thought was …. ‘cycling has become ridiculous’, but although donates a viewpoint, this is hardly neutral and not to mention the potential animosity this could cause given this is a cycling forum. Could always go with the popular ‘marginal gains’ instead.
Ok back with the personal, what about ‘used2bfast’ (all lower case) but found this to be a little self-deprecating to one’s current status, a bit like but worst still is ‘oldhasbeen’. What about something adventurous like ‘renegade’, or ‘daresay’, or silly like ‘heads-up’ ‘posts a junky’ or ‘crash dummy’ they might work!
Then I thought maybe I could introduce a famous cyclist into the equation, a bit like ‘Fearless Greg LeMond’, but not to copy right – do a spin on it like ‘Not-fat-like-Greg LeMond’, but then I figured a certain administrator might delete it.
No I think better still is ‘never- mind- the- boll*ocks’, this four word lexicon will also have copy right issues, so change to, ‘it’s all boll*ocks- so- never -mind’, yes that’s it!
These choices are long in structure though, but that didn’t stop the Welsh from naming a Town Llanfairpwll-gwyngyll-gogerych-wyrndrobwll-llantysiliogogogoch - meaning "St. Mary's Church in the hollow of white hazel near a rapid whirlpool and the Church of St. Tysilio near the red cave." Note: Double ll’s are pronounced with tong in roof of mouth then hiss like a cat, and you can even pull a face with it if you like. Similar are ch’s, only tong is placed to back of throat then hock back like you’re about to gob. A bit tricky ah! Just like said in the film Twin Town, “If all else fails try Wales” charming….. And the prolific usage of the ‘F’ Word in that film isn’t Welsh, but Anglo Saxon.
Now for all our American friends on here, and I know there are some. Wales is the bit of rock that juts out into the Irish Sea adjoining England due West. To the south it is separated by the Bristol Channel, it is a few miles from middle England both in distance and politics. And as demonstrated above, has its own language, a Celtic derivative or ancient British.
And if he can do it – so can you!
http://youtu.be/Z0bR89RBaTU
Here we go, loads a money, still not funny - bad joke Jimmy Carr
http://youtu.be/tj59OB2_Bcg
No, I think I will stay with ‘horsinabout’, b*gger it! (Anglo Saxon).