Lance: The movie !!!! Who will play the Hog ?

[fergnago]

I must be real dumb! can't work out the "hog" thing

 

[Frigo's Briefcase]

Just choose ANY thread, read from start, should be answerd in first page.

Cool. Thanks. Which thread do you suggest?

 

[unsheath]

Ben Kingsley in his day would have made a smashing pirate.

 

[phillop]

danny devito as marco pantani, ben stillar as george hincapie, wip will ferral into shape, he can be ullrich, i think lance would/could/should play himself. i think lady gaga would be a good fit to play sherryl crowe, jack black as roberto heras. it would be a good watch.

 

[lookkg386]

I must be real dumb! can't work out the "hog" thing

Relates more to the "boss" part of "bosshog".

 

[whiteboytrash]

Cool. Thanks. Which thread do you suggest?

Frigo is that you ? From luggage fame ? You know the Hog !!

 

[El Imbatido]

Bruce Willis could play Pantani, or maybe Vin desiel.
This would be one awesome movie.

 

[whiteboytrash]

I'm thinking a moving portrayal of Lance's mom by Meryl Streep - watch how she battles weight gain, aging, marriage to 5 different men and the battle of keep those grey streaks from your hair.

Lance's hot little half-sister played by Natalie Portman, watch her get into all sorts of trouble including underage drinking, sneaking into frat parties and smokin big doobees. Lance's estranged alcoholic father played by Micky Rooke..... which wins him the Oscar.

I want the movie filmed in Bourne Identity handycam style across Europe and the US. I want to film car chases with with drug deals made in disused carparks in Spain along with exciting chase scenes outrunning Interpol as blood bags are shipped across europe and transfused in helicopters post mountain stages all to the backdrop of the greatest bike race in the world.

Pat McQuaid will be played by a dog.

 

[ElChingon]

Mini-Me from Austin Powers movie fame has to be Pantani! They can just angle the camera so he looks a little bit bigger

For those who don't know who Hog is, you have some major reading to do, get to it.

 

[Velodrama]

Sheryl Crow could make a cameo appearance and play herself...

 

[ElChingon]

Sheryl Crow could make a cameo appearance and play herself...

That's not funny

 

[Anonymous]

Bruce Willis could play Pantani, or maybe Vin desiel.
This would be one awesome movie.

No, Bruce Willis will always play Jeff Vader.

 

[*G*K*S*]

His buddy Robin Williams could play the Hog.

 

[lookkg386]

I'm thinking a moving portrayal of Lance's mom by Meryl Streep - watch how she battles weight gain, aging, marriage to 5 different men and the battle of keep those grey streaks from your hair.

Lance's hot little half-sister played by Natalie Portman, watch her get into all sorts of trouble including underage drinking, sneaking into frat parties and smokin big doobees. Lance's estranged alcoholic father played by Micky Rooke..... which wins him the Oscar.

I want the movie filmed in Bourne Identity handycam style across Europe and the US. I want to film car chases with with drug deals made in disused carparks in Spain along with exciting chase scenes outrunning Interpol as blood bags are shipped across europe and transfused in helicopters post mountain stages all to the backdrop of the greatest bike race in the world.

Pat McQuaid will be played by a dog.

Man you're onto it, how far is the first draft away?

 

[gatete]

There is really only one actor who could play the cold blooded and neurotically controlling Armstrong: Tom "Crazy" Cruise.

The film would need some comic relief and since Chris Carmichael always struck me as a buffoon, I nominate Will Ferrel for his role.

The chameleon-like Gary Oldman would make an excellent villian as Dr. Ferrari.

Vincent D'Onofrio has the perfect look for The Hog.

Matthew McCaughnawhatchaname would make a decent, easy going Ullrich.

Bob Roll could be played by Billy Bob Thornton.

dude, you really nailed every single character, even as I'm writing this i'm laughing

 

[Alpe d'Huez]

This thread is hilarious!

 

[Anonymous]

well, well... i guess i've found where the children have gone to play.
have fun boys and girls.

don't get hurt, and don't get anything on you when you get together for your circle jerk.

 

[krebs303]

circlejerk
To kneel in a circle with others and pleasure oneself. Also refers to a pompous, self-congratulatory discussion where little to no progress is made.

Oh gosh which definition did he mean?


you guys crack me up!

 

[Mellow Velo]

Supporting cast?
Gerard Depardieu as Jean Marie LeBlanc
Viggo Mortensen as Bjarne Riis
Ron Perlman as Floyd Landis
and Jackhammer as a podium girl wannabe.

 

[42x16ss]

I'm thinking of Jim Carrey as Richard Virenque, Rowan Atkinson as David Millar, but I can't think of anyone suitably evil enough to play Christophe Bassons .

 

[BigBoat]

Most anticipated scene would be his EPO confession in the hospital room with the Carmichael, Betsy and Frankie and Stef McIlvein (sic), closely followed by the dumping of Floyds bloodbags!!

Yeah I would like to see that happen, and the whole entire fiasco with Bassons; along with the FCF blood test results from 1999. It would open with teh 1990 TDF and follow through the Festina debacle of 1998 and through all of Lances Tour wins with Ferrari.

Morgan Freeman could do the narration. LOL

 

[Parrot23]

I'm thinking:

- Richard Simmons as Lance (winter exercise videos come in handy, with a weight loss theme). Wink, Tifosoa.

- Madonna as mum (Guy Ritchie as Hog)

- JackedHamma' (aka JerkedHam) as a paid troll (among others) for a certain public relations firm, putting in a cameo appearance as a wannabe transexual (estrogen issues).

 

[tifosa]

All I care about is: Who will play Ulrich? Gots to have those rosy cheeks...

I hope they leave Armstrong's BROmance out of the movie. I don't understand the fascination with McConaughey - from anyone - for any reason. Failure To Launch, indeed.

 

[Parrot23]

Ha, ha, ha, you need to read more of Lance's press. National Enquirer is a tough market to crack. I'm more interested in Simmons, LOL. (P.S. not a great fan of freckles).

 

[El Imbatido]

The EPO confession scene would be sort of like this one from That 70s show

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRtac9EpNxs

He's about to say it then, boom! that happens.