Lance: The movie !!!! Who will play the Hog ?

[whiteboytrash]

I think for the movie to have any credibility it has to explore Lance's femininity. It has to go deep into his middle period with his realationship with Matthew McConau-ghey. I think it would make for the most beautiful cinema.

They could also get one blonde actress to play all of his girlfriends and the same actress could also play his mother in her post surgery sequences.

 

[Anonymous]

I think for the movie to have any credibility it has to explore Lance's femininity. It has to go deep into his middle period with his realationship with Matthew McConau-ghey. I think it would make for the most beautiful cinema.

They could also get one blonde actress to play all of his girlfriends and the same actress could also play his mother in her post surgery sequences.

OK, that is freaking brilliant.

 

[ElChingon]

They could also get one blonde actress to play all of his girlfriends and the same actress could also play his mother in her post surgery sequences.

Hello!.........

Lea Thomson fits the general build and she's good at multiple roles in one movie

Think, Back to the Future movies.

 

[Anonymous]

Following WBT's post on another thread, Armstrong has to be played by Keith Richards.

 

[Jasper]

 

[*G*K*S*]

I think for the movie to have any credibility it has to explore Lance's femininity. It has to go deep into his middle period with his realationship with Matthew McConau-ghey. I think it would make for the most beautiful cinema.

They could also get one blonde actress to play all of his girlfriends and the same actress could also play his mother in her post surgery sequences.

Cate Blanchett, plus you could shave her head and have her play Bjarne Riis.

 

[anubisza]

Mickey Rourke is.. Mario Cippolini!

 

[Animal]

Jasper, that's uncanny!

Sam Neill.

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