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Limericks, Poems, and Haiku

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Re: Moderators

Jacques de Molay said:
Mods, it may well be time to shuffle all the limericks off into their own thread, no? :cool:


These limericks have got out of hand
Most certainly not what I planned
The fun of Froome bashing
Is not worth threads crashing
Please move them before I get banned
I'll start a new thread for limericks and gather the ones already created to populate it.
 
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A timely response, Irondan
A thank you, I give, man to man
At even this hour
You flex your mod power
With no need to hand out a ban


Seriously though, I've no doubt that some people had seen enough of these, so best to corral them all together, and lay the groundwork for...god-only-knows what. :D

Excellent work. :cool:
 
One I wrote to a doubter on another corner of the internet in 2013 who was getting some abuse from Lance, I mean Froome, fans.

Yours not to make reply,
Yours just to believe in sky,
Close your eyes and swallow the lie,
Onto the Champs Elysees,
Ride the two hundred.
 
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There once was a doctor named Swart
Who focused his studies on sport
He came to The Clinic
Did not care to mimic
The ways in which others contort

or...

There once was a doctor named Swart
Who focused his studies on sport
He came to The Clinic
Did not care to mimic
Tho he'd love to see sniper in court
:D