- Jul 23, 2009
And that, frustrated Skyfans, is why thehog is still here despite winding you up sans fin. It's an art form.thehog said:Dear Dr. Leinders,
My name is Chris. I want to be a good cyclist. Like a Tour de France cyclist. I live in Kenya but one time I rode a race in Italy and I was beaten by a 12 year old called Simon.
My problem is one I climb hills I go sideways. What do you suggest I do?
Thanks for your letter Chris. Here's my suggestion.
You need to develop a blood condition.
Then I suggest micro-dosing EPO during during and the night before races.
Then I suggest you start withdrawing blood every 6 weeks to reinfuse for the big races.
Buy yourself a powermeter and you'll be climbing like an ace in no time!
Best of luck,