Milan San Remo, March 21, 2026, 298 km monument

[Brullnux]

I don't think the break has any chance, but UAE will have to invest a lot more energy than maybe is ideal. I feel like the plan wouldn't have been to have McNulty and Vermeersch on the front in a headwind pre Cipressa, which they might have to do. Or maybe forcing an insane pace over the Capi will suit. Who knows

 

[Tricycle Rider]

The announcer on HBO says was talking about how Mad Pedersen must feel better now that his two wrists have healed. Then he says: "It feels even better for his wife that he's healed, if you know what I mean."

What was that supposed to mean?

I have not read the Kama Sutra, so maybe he's referring to a position I'm not familiar with?

 

[RobertCrawley]

Assume it's a sex joke. Our GOAT Kirby by any chance?

Rob Hatch or Robbie McEwen.

 

[Red Rick]

No worries guys, Uno X will save the day for absolutely no reason

 

[Rob5091]

Just tuned in and Pogi has n't attacked yet?! He's losing it, I tell ya!

 

[Squire]

The announcer on HBO says was talking about how Mad Pedersen must feel better now that his two wrists have healed. Then he says: "It feels even better for his wife that he's healed, if you know what I mean."

What was that supposed to mean?

Probably that she doesn't have to spoon feed him anymore. Why does everyone here seem to have a dirty mind?

 

[Brullnux]

The Polti kit is lush. They need to keep this for the Giro too

 

[Rechtschreibfehler]

Probably that she doesn't have to spoon feed him anymore. Why does everyone here seem to have a dirty mind?

Everyone is aroused since this close up on Roglas penis the other day I suppose.
But maybe it just means she's happy her husband ain't hurt anymore?

Or we all have the totally wrong idea. It's about winning, so much winning. Winning first, thinking second. Same goes for commentary.

 

[Dazed and Confused]

Maybe it‘s ‚I hate my spouse‘ humor, finally he‘s out of the house again?

Finally able to do the dishes again, walk the dog, take the garbage out, stopped with the self pity etc....

 

[Sciatic]

would be lovely to ride this stretch of road if it was closed to vehicles (aside from the race).

 

[Rou]

Novak at the front now.
Clowns.

 

[RobertCrawley]

would be lovely to ride this stretch of road if it was closed to vehicles (aside from the race).

Similar thoughts about most races I watch. Cell phones have made riding the roads exponentially more dangerous.

 

[Brullnux]

This will really up the pace now, Pogacar's mate.

Having said that the gap is down 10s already. Fun's over. Maybe UAE wanted the carrot of a big break with a big lead to force the pace

 

[Red Rick]

Fun police is here

 

[Tricycle Rider]

This will really up the pace now, Pogacar's mate.

Having said that the gap is down 10s already. Fun's over. Maybe UAE wanted the carrot of a big break with a big lead to force the pace

Yeah, 78km to, how long before the break is caught?

 

[Extinction]

Yeah, 78km to, how long before the break is caught?

At the base of the Cipressa

 

[Didinho]

Where is Dillier? I miss him.

 

[Brullnux]

Yeah, 78km to, how long before the break is caught?

I think they'll take 10s/km off without too much issue, or at least that's the pace now. So probably the Cipressa

 

[Dazed and Confused]

Think its gonna take more than 1 uae rider....

 

[Rou]

Novak will shed 50-60 secs of the gap and will stall. The gap is still huge.

 

[Boehmand]

The announcer on HBO says was talking about how Mad Pedersen must feel better now that his two wrists have healed. Then he says: "It feels even better for his wife that he's healed, if you know what I mean."

What was that supposed to mean?

Probably a reference to him needing her to wipe him on the toilet during the first days

 

[search]

No worries guys, Uno X will save the day for absolutely no reason

Abrahamsen may actually have a shot to get a Stuyven-like victory

 

[kingjr]

Novak will shed 50-60 secs of the gap and will stall. The gap is still huge.

Nah, they're well within range

 

[Heston]

This is shaping up well for the break winning and Polti doing the Saunier Duval 1-2

 

[Tim Cahill]

I’ll give the break until just after the 2nd capi