I know it will never happen, but I'd get a huge kick out of reading a forum member complaint thread.
That would be even more fun than reading the member suspension thread.
I'm curious to know who reports messages and why they do so. I get it when someone alerts a mod to someone who has clearly gone all cray cray, but I suspect a lot of reports are of a petty nature-- i.e. someone hurt my feelings, and/or I don't like what so and so had to say and they said it in the wrong thread. Seriously, who would take time to report something so silly?
I guess I'm saying that one day I want to be a mod. I want to read the complaints for comedic purposes. Please keep me in mind.
I can't think of anyone who will give me a good reference, but I'll work on it.