SeriousSam said:
I'll always look back at 2009 fondly because Armstrong was destroyed, but the race was horrible. Certainly one of the worst versions of the Tours I've watched.
My overall summary of the 2009 Tour:
1: Exactly as anticipated. No problems here.
2: Worthless flat stage
3: The crosswinds gave us intrigue, so no problems here.
4: Awful, awful, awful. TTT that eliminated half the contenders, and meant that apart from Le Mevel, who got in the big week 2 break, the whole top 10 came from the top 4 TTT teams.
5: Worthless flat stage salvaged by TV Tommy and Saxo not caring about the chase.
6: Worthless flat stage salvaged by a more interesting final 2km thanks to the slight uphill, but it is the easiest route to Montjuïc.
7: Effectively a one-climb stage to the most dull MTF in the Tour, won from the break; no real action behind although Contador getting a few seconds to get ahead of Armstrong on the GC after Bruyneel's "who's ahead after one week?" posturing has value. Ag2r get the maillot jaune from the break, and Astana not having that responsibility paves the way for week 2 being absolutely diabolical.
8: An awful "high mountain" stage with a long flat run-in taken by the break with the best stagehunter in that break by far unsurprisingly winning. No action behind.
9: The worst designed stage possibly in the history of cycling. One of the key mountain stages, a weekend stage, and Grégory freaking Rast leads the bunch over the Tourmalet. Óscar Freire and José Joaquín Rojas sprint for 3rd in a high mountain stage from a sizable group. It would have been for the win if Caisse had had a bit of help as Fédrigo and Pellizotti only just held on.
10: Worthless flat stage
11: Worthless flat stage
12: Break takes it more or less uncontested. Nicki Sørensen wins easily. No action behind other than Levi Leipheimer crashing, which is unanimously agreed is the most interesting thing he's done in 2009.
13: A well-designed stage (first of the race... 2nd arguably because of La Grande-Motte). Haussler somehow climbs over several cat.1 and 2 climbs in the Vosges to win solo by a mile. Amets Txurruka and Brice Feillu spend hours in a hopeless chasse-patate. No action behind. Thor Hushovd gets upset with Peter Velits sprinting for a placement.
14: A godawful weekend stage with a flat stage where the break is allowed to take it by about 15 minutes because Lance wants to give George Hincapie a day in yellow. HTC are torn between the need to keep the gap to the break high for Hincapie and the need to lead out Cavendish in the sprint battle. Cavendish gets demoted for irregular sprinting, causing outcry and tantrums. Sergei Ivanov wins the stage, and everybody raises an eyebrow as they didn't even realise Катюша were in the race.
15: A one-climb stage to a pretty easy MTF, Contador stamps his authority on the race and breaks the VAM record. Nothing happens until the last half hour, then Contador rides off and that's that. Bradley Wiggins drops Lance Armstrong.
16: A strong first half of the stage ruined by the very dull tempo grinding final climb. Harmon makes jokes about Valverde as they enter Italy. A large break goes. A second group goes. The leaders ride across to it. Armstrong puts a show of power to ride over to Contador and Schleck in that group. The group then sits up and everybody waits for Dave freaking Zabriskie to lead them to the finish. Mikel Astarloza wins from the break and is super happy because he's not won a race in years and has been one of the few people really trying in the race. He tests positive for EPO.
17: One of the finest stage designs Christian Prudhomme has ever greenlit, and the best thing about this Tour by far. The group is shredded by the time they get to the final two climbs, and fans with no radio signal on the Saisies and Aravis are completely baffled as the first rider they see is Thor Hushovd in a day long solo escapade to get the maillot vert points in the intermediates. Cav concedes defeat. Sastre initiates hostilities in a futile attempt to get some dignity out of his Tour defence. Wiggins is finally dropped. Armstrong fans throw a hissy fit about Contador trying to win the race, even though Klöden was stronger than Lance anyway.
18: Contador wins the TT ahead of a peak strength Cancellara. The GC is set.
19: A moderately interesting stage with the final climb proving tougher than anticipated but attacks not gaining steam. The finest win of Mark Cavendish's career from a racing perspective, if not from a profile perspective.
20: Ventoux's legacy is eroded somewhat by a dull stage where the GC is settled, Schleck rides to protect his brother, Contador rides to protect Lance, only Franco Pellizotti tries to catch the break and Tony Martin nearly wins.
21: Worthless flat stage.