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Movie Quotes

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i thought we had this thread but couldnt find it, so if this is reundant i apologize. I always loved quotes because when someone else mentions them it can bring up alot of good memories in a split second. Years ago i was working in europe and we didnt have access to any good movies to play on our tour bus so we had our girlfriends back in the states make audio copies of movies to play over the sound system. Sounds weird but "listening" to Spinal Tap while the movie plays in your head is really a fun experience.

Anyway quotes that i can't get out of my head
"I'm Pussy Galore"
"But of course you are"
classic.
and one of my current favourites from " waiting for guffman "
"...My Dinner with Andre action figures"
 
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I'm freaking pumped. I've been drinking green tea all goddamn day.

I'm sorry Wendy, I just don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.





Live for nothing or die for something.... IT'S YOUR CALL!
 
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Grand Prix 1966
1) I want to tell you something, not about the others, but about myself. I used to go to pieces. I'd see an accident like that and feel so weak inside, that I wanted to quit--stop the car and walk away. I could hardly make myself go past it. But I'm older now. When I see something really horrible, I put my foot down, HARD, because I know that everyone else is lifting his.
2) What a terrible way to win!
1) No, there is no terrible way to win. There is only winning.
 
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krebs303 said:
Grand Prix 1966
1) I want to tell you something, not about the others, but about myself. I used to go to pieces. I'd see an accident like that and feel so weak inside, that I wanted to quit--stop the car and walk away. I could hardly make myself go past it. But I'm older now. When I see something really horrible, I put my foot down, HARD, because I know that everyone else is lifting his.
2) What a terrible way to win!
1) No, there is no terrible way to win. There is only winning.

Forgot the distilled version of your quote:
"Try...? There is no try. There is do or not do."
 
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"Now, a staple of the superhero mythology is, there's the superhero and there's the alter ego. Batman is actually Bruce Wayne, Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker. When that character wakes up in the morning, he's Peter Parker. He has to put on a costume to become Spider-Man. And it is in that characteristic Superman stands alone. Superman didn't become Superman. Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he's Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red "S", that's the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. Those are his clothes. What Kent wears - the glasses, the business suit - that's the costume. That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us. Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent. He's weak... he's unsure of himself... he's a coward. Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race. Sorta like Beatrix Kiddo and Mrs. Tommy Plimpton."

~David Carradine as Bill in 'Kill Bill Vol. 2'
 
These are a lot more fun if you don't give the movie and people have to guess.

"We see our role as essentially defensive in nature. While our armies are advancing so fast and everyone's knocking themselves out to be heroes, we are holding ourselves in reserve in case the Krauts mount a counteroffensive which threatens Paris... or maybe even New York. Then we can move in and stop them. But for 1.6 million dollars, we could become heroes for three days."

"Realizing the importance of the case, my men are rounding up twice the usual number of suspects."

"Great Raisuli, we have lost everything. All is drifting on the wind as you said. We have lost everything."
"Sherif, is there not one thing in your life that is worth losing everything for? "

"What is steel compared to the hand that wields it? Look at the strength in your body, the desire in your heart."

"They say there's enough religion in the world to make men hate each other, but not enough to make them love."

"I never saved anything for the swim back."

"We are all ready to win, just as we are born knowing only life. It is defeat that you must learn to prepare for."
"Don't waste my time with it. When it comes, I won't even notice."
"Oh? How so?"
"I'll be too busy looking gooood."

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

"We split up on April Fool's Day. So I decided to let the joke run for a month. Every day I buy a can of pineapple with a sell-by date of May 1. May loves pineapple, and May 1 is my birthday. If May hasn't changed her mind by the time I've bought thirty cans, then our love will also expire."

"The light that burns twice as bright burns for half as long--and you have burned so very, very brightly."

"I used to think you were a swell guy. Well, to be honest, I thought you were an imbecile. But then I figured out you WERE a swell guy... A little slow, maybe, but a swell guy. Well, maybe you're not so slow, But you're not so swell either. And it looks like you're an imbecile after all!"

"This never happened to the other fellow."

"Assuming we can trust Joe, how we gonna get in touch with him, huh? He's supposed to be here, but he ain't, which is making me very nervous about being here. Even if Joe is on the up and up, he's probably not gonna be too happy with us. Joe planned a robbery, but he's got a blood bath on his hands now. Dead cops, dead robbers, dead civillians... Jesus Christ! I tend to doubt he's gonna have a lot of sympathy for our plight. If I was him, I'd try to put as much distance between me and this mess as humanly possible."

"Ah, as long as there's no find, the noble brotherhood will last but when the piles of gold begin to grow... that's when the trouble starts."

"You needn't take it any further, sir. You've proved to me that all this ultraviolence and killing is wrong, wrong, and terribly wrong. I've learned me lesson, sir. I've seen now what I've never seen before. I'm cured! Praise god!"

"It's an old habit. I spent my whole life trying not to be careless. Women and children can afford to be careless, but not men."
 
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BroDeal said:
"What is steel compared to the hand that wields it? Look at the strength in your body, the desire in your heart."

Thulsa Doom to Conan the Barbarian

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

The Good to The Ugly in The Good, the bad and the ugly

"The light that burns twice as bright burns for half as long--and you have burned so very, very brightly."

Bladerunner - on why William Batty must die

"Assuming we can trust Joe, how we gonna get in touch with him, huh? He's supposed to be here, but he ain't, which is making me very nervous about being here. Even if Joe is on the up and up, he's probably not gonna be too happy with us. Joe planned a robbery, but he's got a blood bath on his hands now. Dead cops, dead robbers, dead civillians... Jesus Christ! I tend to doubt he's gonna have a lot of sympathy for our plight. If I was him, I'd try to put as much distance between me and this mess as humanly possible."

Reservoir Dogs

"You needn't take it any further, sir. You've proved to me that all this ultraviolence and killing is wrong, wrong, and terribly wrong. I've learned me lesson, sir. I've seen now what I've never seen before. I'm cured! Praise god!"

Malcom McDowell in A Clockwork Orange

Nice pics.
 
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Put....that......coffee...down,coffee is for closers.Your f****** with me?!I am not f****** with you.Glengarry Glenn Ross.Its a movie that not too many have seen.Everytime I ask someone about it I get the deer in the headlight look.Alec Baldwin has quite a few memorable lines in the movie.I believe it was based on a play.
 
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Breaking Away

Cyril: Hey! Are you really gonna shave your legs?
Dave: Certo! All the Italians do it.
Mike: Ah. Some country. The women don't shave theirs.

Mom: What's the matter?
Dad: He's shavin'.
Mom: Well... so what?
Dad: ...his legs.


The Big Lewboski

That rug really tied the room together.

Jesus Quintana: You ready to be f...ked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna f...k you up.
The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy sh!t with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your axx and pull the f..king trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody f...ks with the Jesus.
Walter Sobchak: Eight-year-olds, Dude.
 
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Duke: The lights are growing dim Otto. I know a life of crime has led me to this sorry fate, and yet, I blame society. Society made me what I am.
Otto: That's bullsh!t. You're a white suburban punk just like me.
Duke: Yeah, but it still hurts.

~REPO MAN
 
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Just saw 'The Goods', very quotable comedy :)

Will Ferrel while falling to death: "Most people in this situation when they see their lives flash before their eyes they go through a list of regrets. For the next 45 seconds I'm gonna go through a list of the things that I've done right. Number 1: Full-length back tattoo of the Hawaiian punch guy. 10% real fruit juice motherf-ckers!"
 
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Some from four of my favorite movies:

Apocalypse Now
"Hey, man, you don't talk to the Colonel. You listen to him. The man's enlarged my mind. He's a poet-warrior in the classic sense. I mean sometimes he'll... uh... well, you'll say "hello" to him, right? And he'll just walk right by you. He won't even notice you. And suddenly he'll grab you, and he'll throw you in a corner, and he'll say, "do you know that 'if' is the middle word in life? If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you, if you can trust yourself when all men doubt you"... I mean I'm no, I can't... I'm a little man, I'm a little man, he's... he's a great man. I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across floors of silent seas... "

Kilgore: Smell that? You smell that?
Lance: What?
Kilgore: Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that.
[kneels]
Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like
[sniffing, pondering]
Kilgore: victory. Someday this war's gonna end...

Raising Arizona
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job? "

Glen: Say that reminds me, how'd you get that kid so darn fast? Me and Dot went in to adopt on account a' somethin' went wrong with my semen, and they said we had to wait five years for a healthy white baby. I said, "Healthy white baby? Five years? What else you got?" Said they got two Koreans and a negra born with his heart on the outside. It's a crazy world.
H.I.: Someone oughta sell tickets.
Glen: Sure, I'd buy one.

H.I.: Sometimes it's a hard world for small things.

Leonard Smalls: Name's Smalls. Leonard Smalls. My friends call me Lenny... only I ain't got no friends.

Nathan Arizona Sr.: Eight hundred leaf-tables and no chairs? You can't sell leaf-tables and no chairs. Chairs, you got a dinette set. No chairs, you got dick!

H.I.: Prison life is structured - more'n some people care for.

Prison Counsellor: Why do you say you feel "trapped" in a man's body?
"Trapped" Convict: Well, sometimes I get them menstrual cramps real hard.

H.I.: Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.

Gale: All right, ya hayseeds, it's a stick-up. Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground.
Feisty Hayseed: Well, which is it, young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? Mean to say, if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm a-gonna be in motion. You see...
Gale: Shut up!
Feisty Hayseed: Okay then.

Ear-Bending Cellmate: ...and when there was no meat, we ate fowl and when there was no fowl, we ate crawdad and when there was no crawdad to be found, we ate sand.
H.I.: You ate what?
Ear-Bending Cellmate: We ate sand.
[pause]
H.I.: You ate SAND?
Ear-Bending Cellmate: That's right!

Trainspotting
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: I don't feel the sickness yet, but it's in the post. That's for sure. I'm in the junkie limbo at the moment. Too ill to sleep. Too tired to stay awake, but the sickness is on its way. Sweat, chills, nausea. Pain and craving. A need like nothing else I've ever known will soon take hold of me. It's on its way.

Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: I fantasize about a massive pristine convenience. Brilliant gold taps, virginal white marble, a seat carved from ebony, a cistern full of Chanel no.5, and a flunky handing me pieces of raw silk toilet roll. But under the circumstances I'll settle for anywhere.

Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: The downside of coming off junk was I knew I would need to mix with my friends again in a state of full consciousness. It was awful. They reminded me so much of myself, I could hardly bear to look at them.

Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?

Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: People think it's all about misery and desperation and death and all that shit which is not to be ignored, but what they forget is the pleasure of it. Otherwise we wouldn't do it. After all, we're not fucking stupid. At least, we're not that fucking stupid.

Tommy: Very, absolutely fucking radge. "It's me, or Iggy Pop", she says.
Spud: So what're you gonna do?
Tommy: Well I paid for the tickets!

Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference!

Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: This was to be my final hit, but let's be clear about this. There's final hits and final hits. What kind was this to be?

-This is the one that still gives me chills because of how true it is:

Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: It wasn't just the baby that died that day. Something inside Sick Boy was lost and never returned. It seemed that he had no theory with which to explain a moment like this... nor did I. Our only response was to keep on going and 'fuck everything'. pile misery upon misery, heap it up on a spoon and dissolve it with a drop of bile, then squirt it into a stinking, puerile vein and do it all over again. Keep on going, getting up, going out, robbing, stealing, fucking people over. Propelling ourselves with longing towards the day that it would all go wrong, because no matter how much you stash, or how much you steal you never have enough. No matter how often you go out and rob and fuck people over, you always need to get up and do it all over again.

Choke

Phil: A lot of people would say it's a bad idea, on your first day out of prison, to go right back to stalking the tranny hooker that knocked out five of your teeth. But that's how I roll.

Victor Mancini: And you're right-I'm pathetic. I have sex with strangers because I'm incapable of doing it with someone I actually like. I can't even ask anyone out on a date because if it doesn't end up in a high speed chase, I get bored. I've kept myself numb for so long that now I actually want to feel something and I can't because no matter where I go, no matter what I do, I always end up back here with you. I need to break up, Ma

Beth: Jesus was all about the idea that people are transformed.Not by being loved... but by the act of loving somebody,no matter how hard it is.

Victor Mancini: Sometimes you have to loose everything before the penny finally drops... or... whatever.So here's what I figured out.We're not evil sinners or perfect knock offs of god.We let the world tell us weather we're saints or sex addicts.Sane or insane.Heroes or victims.Weather we're good mothers,or loving sons.But we can decide for ourselves.As a certain wise fugitive once told me,sometimes its not important which way you jump,just that you jump.

Victor Mancini: As I reclaimed my personal booth at the cafe of diminished expectations, all I had to do was ask myself one simple question: What would Jesus NOT do?

-And one passage from the book, not in the movie:
Whatever lighting the photographer used was harsh and made bad shadows on the cement-block wall behind them. Just a painted wall in somebody's basement. The monkey looked tired and patchy with mange. The guy was in lousy shape, pale with rolls around his middle, but there he was, relaxed and bent over with his hands braced against his knees and his pouchy gut hanging down, his face looking back over his shoulder at the camera, smiling away.

"Beatific" isn't the right word, but it's the first word that comes to mind.

What the little boy first loved about pornography wasn't the sex part. It wasn't the pictures of beautiful people doinking each other, their heads thrown back, making those fake orgasm faces. Not at first. He'd found all those pictures on the Internet even before he knew what sex was. They had the Internet in every library. They had it at all the schools.

The way you can move from city to city and always find a Catholic church, the same Mass said everywhere, no matter what foster place the kid was sent, he could always find the Internet. The truth was, if Christ had laughed on the cross, or spat on the Romans, if he'd done anything more than just suffer, the kid would've liked church a lot more.

As it was, his favorite website was pretty much not sexy, at least not to him. You could just go there, and there would be about a dozen photographs of this one dumpy guy dressed as Tarzan with a goofy orangutan trained to poke what looked like roasted chestnuts up the guy's ass.

The guy's leopard-print loincloth is tossed to one side, the elastic waistband sunk into his tubby waist.

The monkey's crouched there, ready with the next chestnut.

There's nothing sexy about it. Still, the counter showed more than half a million people had been to see it.

"Pilgrimage" isn't the right word, but it's the first word that comes to mind.


I laughed for 20 minutes at that last line. BRILLIANT!!!

Anyone who reads through all of my quotes gets a chestnut up the ass
 
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Kurtz: I expected someone like you. What did you expect? Are you an assassin?
Willard: I'm a soldier.
Kurtz: You're neither. You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill
 

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