Memoirs of a Geisha (2005) - I really wanted to like this movie, but it was so slow and boring (40 minutes had been spent on the geisha's childhood, I really don't need that much time to see she had a tough time as a kid) I ended up having to fast-forward. Stylistically it's a beautiful film, the colors, scenery, and costumes were all beautiful and reminiscent of The Last Emperor. But the rest was almost cartoonish fluff created so kids can understand, I was hoping for something a lot more adult. Actually what was interesting was reading about the history of geishas afterward, and finding out there was a big uproar because many of the film's actresses were Chinese rather than Japanese. (Ooooh, you don't want to make that mistake!) So at least there's that.
Virtuosity (1995) - I'm going to take a wild guess and say Denzel Washington and Russell Crowe would probably prefer to forget this sci-fi flick, and why Louise Fletcher was even in it is a mystery. (Nurse Ratched? In a sci-fi flick? This doesn't compute.) It was some dumb fun, but the plot was so cliché and predictable I felt like I've seen this movie hundreds of times before. It doesn't surprise me Virtuosity had bombed at the box office despite its star power.
Virtuosity (1995) - I'm going to take a wild guess and say Denzel Washington and Russell Crowe would probably prefer to forget this sci-fi flick, and why Louise Fletcher was even in it is a mystery. (Nurse Ratched? In a sci-fi flick? This doesn't compute.) It was some dumb fun, but the plot was so cliché and predictable I felt like I've seen this movie hundreds of times before. It doesn't surprise me Virtuosity had bombed at the box office despite its star power.
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