Names for dope and doping!

[LOOKFOOL]

My all time favorite..

No chain

 

[Random Direction]

gun goes. race over.

 

[on3m@n@rmy]

My all time favorite..

No chain

LOL, lots of funnies but that one really got me after a short double-take. Like what the help is NC... don't know no NC... doh, LA's no chain.

Mary Jane (oops wrong kind of PED)

 

[18-Valve. (pithy)]

that "Lady Gaga"
Supplements
Twinkies and coke
Congenital vascular disorder
"Food poisoning"
Infrared sauna therapy
Regained "passion for the sport"

 

[danjo007]

im a european cyclist

 

[danjo007]

italian
german
spanish

all dead give aways!

 

[ElChingon]

"our team is cleaner" = switching from mega to micro dosing.

 

[Markyboyzx6r]

...no gifts...

 

[sniper]

"nothing to hide"

 

[happychappy]

Fingerbang.

 

[Scatto]

FVDB
Super legs
Holiday in Senegal

J Museeuw
Wasps
Cutted bread
... in the inner tire
Turning the washing machine

P Van Petegem
Preparing for spring in Spain

JVDB
House in Italy

T Boonen, Ph Gilbert, ...
Tax evasion in Monaco

B Riis
Internal controls

F Schleck
Training advice

 

[DonTickles]

Getting treatment for knee problems.

 

[zigmeister]

Viral infection


Isn't it funny how many of these riders get "viral infections" and have to pull out of races...most recently...Thor.

 

[Mr.DNA]

italian
german
spanish

all dead give aways!

"American"

 

[ElChingon]

"American"

American winning at a primarily European sport.

 

[Zam_Olyas]

italian
german
spanish

all dead give aways!

Atleast you include another country.

 

[ChewbaccaD]

Sky Cycling Team
BMC
RSNT
Leakygas
__________
__________
__________
__________

 

[Hawkwood]

`Getting the biscuit tin out'

Back story to this is a pro back in the 70s saying that going into the Vuelta all the teams agreed to go drug free. After several days of being hammered by Spanish riders the other European teams started to suspect something, so in his words `they got the biscuit tin out', and normal service was resumed.

 

[ElChingon]

"new training philosophy"

 

[ChewbaccaD]

American winning at a primarily European sport.

European winning at a primarily European sport.

 

[Lanark]

Peaking.

10 chars.

 

[BroDeal]

[After a disappointing performance in June]

"I have some work to do."

 

[oldcrank]

A fortnight in Pattaya.
http://www.smh.com.au/national/health/steroid-vacation-20120526-1zblt.html

 

[cathulu]

It's not about the bike

 

[on3m@n@rmy]

I could beat these guys on my mountain bike