Names for dope and doping!

[Benotti69]

I thought it might be fun to list all the names they have had for dope and doping including the ones used in PR speak.

Edgar Allan Poe
Little white lunch bags/boxes
Juicing
Beetroot juice


Marginal gains
High Cadence
Weight loss

Le bomb

 

[Zam_Olyas]

Altitude training?

 

[I Watch Cycling In July]

Rice cakes

 

[goggalor]

Recovery and preparation.

 

[ChewbaccaD]

Dr. Ferrari's training plan

 

[happychappy]

Spanish Beef.

 

[Avoriaz]

being tranquilo

 

[Libertine Seguros]

Recovering from bilharzia

 

[The Hitch]

Altitude training?

lol good one.

 

[Stravoski]

Transdermal Hormonal Enhancement.

 

[ChewbaccaD]

smack
white rabbit
china white
peruvian marching powder
scratch
old scratch
green goblin
technocolor mint leaves
the dregs
reds
yellow jackets

 

[BroDeal]

Bring the power like Scotty.

 

[pedaling squares]

Awareness.

 

[silverrocket]

"Be professional"

 

[ericfalcon]

"race kit"

 

[hfer07]

"the template"

 

[ElChingon]

"high altitude training"

"specialized training camp"

"training in Mexico"

"seeing a doctor due to an abnormal blood test results or an odd unknown illness"

"having an all of a sudden or forgotten medical prescription after an abnormal blood test result"

 

[sniper]

hard work

commitment

 

[Stingray34]

Prellies

Blue Marvels

Crusher (smacking one's thigh to break pill and release stimulant transdermally)

diabetic mechanic

meds for granma/dog/parakeet

 

[ElChingon]

"having a shot of tequila the night before a stage"

"our team bus broke down"

"I have a chimeric twin"

 

[Stravoski]

Pot Belge ( Belgian Stew )
Anonymous Hotel Room
Dodgey Airport security
Altitude Tents
Emergency DIY Alarm Clocks
Mr. 60 %
Extreme denial
Charged
A refill
Plasma injection
Suspicious bank transfers
Clandestine meetings
Miracles
Miracles recoveries
Santa Claus is not real
The Omerta
The Soup turns to blood
Guilty by association
Bribes
Illegal Hidden Lucrative "DEALS"
Coverups
Corruption
Mechanical Doping
Intralipid claims
Inadvertent ingestion
" A burst of Adrenalin "

 

[Stingray34]

lazer-like focus

 

[Stingray34]

Carmichael Training Systems

riding the climb twice

Blue Train

Hugh

 

[Delicato]

Course reconnaisance

 

[sniper]

never testing positive