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[Tricycle Rider]

How many camera shots are we going to get of Taylor Swift? What's the betting line on this? Lol.

There are probably ways for celebrities to stay completely incognito when attending a game, not sure this is the plan for Swift.

Get ready for lots of shots of Swift anyway, whether we want them or not.

 

[Tricycle Rider]

Pre-game show now... compared to cyclists (or even sprint runners) these football guys are so huuuuuge!

Can't wait for this year's riveting rendition of the American anthem - who is singing it?

 

[SHAD0W93]

I find this almost impossible to believe, but since it was Vegas, maybe. Outside of this place and on my bike, I have a heap of experience in the great outdoors. I also lived in Arizona, and Nevada, where coyotes are frequently seen. They absolutely do not attack humans. If you see one in the wild and walk towards it, it will run off, usually with its tail between its legs. Coyotes are survivors, resilient, and want nothing to do with people, and just do their own thing. The Native Americans revere them for this reason. If the report later comes out that a person was trying to feed it, grab it, corner it (which would be incredibly stupid) and/or they were totally drunk and thought it was a loose pet dog they could catch, that would be about the only way. Now that I think about it, this last scenario is actually somewhat plausible, Vegas and all. A few bites have happened in the outskirts of Los Angeles and Phoenix, almost always tied to human foolishness, but are still super rare.

The story was they thought it was a stray dog wondering Lake Las Vegas. But like I said a later story came out that it was a fan though there hasn’t been any real clarification. That’s why I didn’t talk about it since didn’t think was true but just brought it up talking about the area where the teams are.

REPORT: NFL Player Playing In Super Bowl 58 Was 'Attacked' By Coyote In Las Vegas

Coyotes are very common the Las Vegas desert and many Nevadians are use to them. But for the thousands upon thousands of people who are in Vegas for the Super Bowl, they might need to get the memo on what to do when encouraging the dangerous animal. According to Las Vegas Locally, a player was […]

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So who knows if true or clickbait. At least here they’ve been getting more bold, I’ve only seen one while driving crossing the street into a neighborhood but wasn’t scared of any of the cars.

 

[Tricycle Rider]

Reba was all right, nothing memorable.

And now, after 5000 commercials, finally the coin toss! (To be followed by another 5000 commercials before the actual kickoff.)

 

[Tricycle Rider]

Purdy looks young and muscularly underdeveloped for a NFL QB...

I'll still stick with the Niners for the win though, because apparently no one else will!

 

[Unchained]

I find this almost impossible to believe, but since it was Vegas, maybe. Outside of this place and on my bike, I have a heap of experience in the great outdoors. I also lived in Arizona, and Nevada, where coyotes are frequently seen. They absolutely do not attack humans. If you see one in the wild and walk towards it, it will run off, usually with its tail between its legs. Coyotes are survivors, resilient, and want nothing to do with people, and just do their own thing. The Native Americans revere them for this reason. If the report later comes out that a person was trying to feed it, grab it, corner it (which would be incredibly stupid) and/or they were totally drunk and thought it was a loose pet dog they could catch, that would be about the only way. Now that I think about it, this last scenario is actually somewhat plausible, Vegas and all. A few bites have happened in the outskirts of Los Angeles and Phoenix, almost always tied to human foolishness, but are still super rare.

Not being sarcastic, probably seen a thousand coyotes in my life, they want zero to do with humans, the cars they are in, bikes or motorcycles you are on, don't like people on horseback. I have heard of numerous coyote attacks always due to being rabid or other poisoning or disease. They are programmed to run away and survive. If you get bitten you are working at it..

 

[Tricycle Rider]

What's going on on the field/stadium while we have to sit through all these commercials?

 

[Tricycle Rider]

Another penalty call... buckle up, ladies and gents, it's gonna be a loooong night.

 

[Tricycle Rider]

Woooooo - Niners finally score! (Might have been their last chance before KC starts playing for real.)

 

[Tricycle Rider]

First camera shots of Swift - wasn't she supposed to be tucked away in some private luxury box her bo-bo had paid for?

KC fumbles, ball goes back to the Niners - nothing makes me more giddy! (Except for my upcoming Amazon delivery.)

 

[SHAD0W93]

Wow, Kelce was not happy when he didn’t get the ball on the deep throw Chiefs converted before he realized it was caught. Then he absolutely layed into Reid and knocked him off balance due to coming from the side and bumping into him. Not happy at all.

 

[Tricycle Rider]

Wow, Kelce was not happy when he didn’t get the ball on the deep throw Chiefs converted before he realized it was caught. Then he absolutely layed into Reid and knocked him off balance due to coming from the side and bumping into him. Not happy at all.

Kelce looked like he was about to crush some skulls... wouldn't want to be near him right about now.

 

[SHAD0W93]

And Greenlaw injured himself while on the sideline, that might be a first.

 

[SHAD0W93]

Wow, Kelce was not happy when he didn’t get the ball on the deep throw Chiefs converted before he realized it was caught. Then he absolutely layed into Reid and knocked him off balance due to coming from the side and bumping into him. Not happy at all.

And not happy again after the intentional grounding drive.

 

[Tricycle Rider]

And Greenlaw injured himself while on the sideline, that might be a first.

As an aging person I can testify that the slightest of movements can cause an injury if you're not stretched out enough and not prepared to make that movement... maybe Greenlaw's muscles were too cold even to just spontaneously celebrate.

 

[Tricycle Rider]

TD, Niners!

 

[SHAD0W93]

TD, Niners!

That touchdown was crazy. Chiefs defense came up big though that first Niners drive to cause the fumble to prevent being down by three scores potentially.

 

[Tricycle Rider]

That touchdown was crazy. Chiefs defense came up big though that first Niners drive to cause the fumble to prevent being down by three scores potentially.

Niners have looked like eager college kids who are willing to try stuff while KC has been... probably waiting for the second half to get going.

And now for my halftime show...

 

[SHAD0W93]

Niners 10-3 at half and both teams have to be disappointed about their fumbles in the redzone. Chiefs look very, very upset like Ravens did. Kelce is 1 catch for 1 yard and Swift looks f’ed up, either from the big travels or parting.

 

[jmdirt]

Wow, Kelce was not happy when he didn’t get the ball on the deep throw Chiefs converted before he realized it was caught. Then he absolutely layed into Reid and knocked him off balance due to coming from the side and bumping into him. Not happy at all.

He was upset/mad about the next play...he thought that he would have made the correct block.

 

[jmdirt]

If this was a regular season game, I would hit my broken record "strange game" but SBs can be this way.

-KC only one big play before the drive at the end of the half.
-SF lots of plays/yards, but not finishing.
-Both Ds tough...SF better.

Who will come out flying in the second half?

 

[Tricycle Rider]

I liked the marching band

 

[SHAD0W93]

I like the marching band

Did it live up to your expectations?

 

[Tricycle Rider]

Did it live up to your expectations?

No

 

[Tricycle Rider]

It's difficult trying to get mentally into a football game because of all these motherfucking commercials...

I did like Beyoncé's Verizon ad though, she was better than Usher's entire halftime show.