On a certain level, I agree with a lot of what you say. There are huge limitations in linking performance to doping. The theoretical max for a clean rider is most likely higher than we've ever seen doped.
The fact that we haven't actually seen riders at 8 w/kg or 7.5 w/kg makes me believe the theoretical limit based on incomplete information about how the variables are linked (though unlike Dr. Tucker, I won't claim an inverse relationship between two of them when it isn't sufficiently supported).
However, here's the reality, what we KNOW:
-estimated power levels seemed to increased in a non-linear way after the advent of blood-boosting drugs
-there has been widespread, systematic doping in the professional, European peloton
-times up mountain passes have also increased in a non-linear fashion
So, going way back to the original post and linked article, I don't understand why you consider it an "exercise in futility". Here again is the title of the article: "Cyclist's Alpine Times May Hint at Past Doping".
It seems as though you're disagreeing with that premise simply to disagree, and to make light of colleagues such as the "newly minted Australians" who believe that one can draw a reasonable correlation between performance and doping.
Note, I'm saying "draw a reasonable conclusion", not "sanction riders".
If the front group going up the Colombiere goes up 10 minutes faster than historical norms, I think it's reasonable to start asking questions (starting with "what were the conditions" and "what was the race situation"). That doesn't mean that it's completely futile to exam the times up various passes, at least in my book.
It's fine for you to take a dismissive attitude about it. Suggesting that others be dismissive as well though seems less-than-fine to me. I just think people need to be aware of the many limitations.