Official Lance Armstrong Thread: Part 3 (Post-Confession)

[frenchfry]

ASSuming this story is true, what do you call someone who humiliates others in order to confirm his own wonderfulness?

 

[ChewbaccaD]

I'm not holding this one against him...

 

[andy1234]

ASSuming this story is true, what do you call someone who humiliates others in order to confirm his own wonderfulness?

How do you know anyone was humiliated? It might gave been the chick's idea...

 

[Race Radio]

How do you know anyone was humiliated? It might gave been the chick's idea...

You didn't read it did you?

‘Does your friend want in on a round too?’ and I was like: 'Of taint tickling? I’m gonna take a pass'..I think it’s hilarious that he would ask without even knowing my first name—to eat his a**hole. Like: ‘Do you want in on a round too? Of **hole eating?...I got pretty for the evening. I didn’t know he was going to ask me to eat his ******* later on.”

 

[TomasC]

Strange there were no NDAs this time.

 

[Race Radio]

so who is the first reporter to call Tim Herman for comment?

 

[Benotti69]

How do you know anyone was humiliated? It might gave been the chick's idea...

Too busy drooling to read it correctly, huh?

 

[thehog]

Internal cavity search by USADA drug testers.

Nothing wrong with a bit of rimming now and then.

As long as she wore a d0uche.

 

[andy1234]

You didn't read it did you?

Lets not get too serious about this, it's a story of a££licking...

However, the girl performing the act may well have been stoked with her role in the evenings proceedings....like I said, it could have been her idea.
It's clearly not April Macies bag, but she doesn't seem too upset either way.

 

[andy1234]

Too busy drooling to read it correctly, huh?

Yep, sitting here with a semillon, as we speak..

 

[Fortyninefourteen]

so who is the first reporter to call Tim Herman for comment?

This endless supply of d0ucheness is a real treat.

 

[Boeing]

‘Does your friend want in on a round too?’

that is all kinds of awesome. I take back all the bad things I said about the guy now.

don't knock it.

 

[FitSsikS]

I await the forum's ANALysis of this latest news. I'm sure we'll get to the bottom of it.

Ass if Armstrong had not suffered enough as the butt of jokes, this is the sort of embarrassment that might just rect 'im. His supporters could stay behind him or he may only be backed by Hiney Verbruggen.
Last edited by Brodeal; Today at 3:31

Thank goodness you edited your post. You then got a time stamp at the...er..bottom and with it a.....colon making it even more complete.

 

[DirtyWorks]

Haha, dude.

http://www.examiner.com/article/april-macie-lance-armstrong-asked-me-to-perform-analingus-on-him

Macie said that the incident happened "five or six years ago,"

Some of you have the facts handy, which blonde with an eerie resemblance to his mum was he "with" at that time?

A Dodgeball clip of White Goodman and "freaky naughty" seems so appropriate. About 2:10 in: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbNpSWrlESA

 

[ScienceIsCool]

For me, the best part of that anecdote is the thought of Floyd Landis quietly and continuously chuckling to himself for the next three weeks. I'm sure Mike Anderson and a few others are as well. His current girlfriend... probably not so much.

John Swanson

 

[Race Radio]

Lets not get too serious about this, it's a story of a££licking...

However, the girl performing the act may well have been stoked with her role in the evenings proceedings....like I said, it could have been her idea.
It's clearly not April Macies bag, but she doesn't seem too upset either way.

Nope. It is a story about a request for a salad toss by a random.....and the repulsed reaction by said random. The other gal barely factored into the story.

 

[andy1234]

Nope. It is a story about a request for a salad toss by a random.....and the repulsed reaction by said random. The other gal barely factored into the story.

Thanks for the clarification, for a second I thought it was a funny story being told by a comedienne. I will of course now take it as seriously as you do.

 

[BroDeal]

It is days like this when I wish the old paceline forum was still around.

 

[Race Radio]

Thanks for the clarification, for a second I thought it was a funny story being told by a comedienne. I will of course now take it as seriously as you do.

You cared enough to post, multiple times. We get it, last few months have been hard for you guys. Not my falt

Here is the interview.....the article missed the part about "Is that how he dopes?" "He was dating that chick that he married"

http://youtu.be/IlJhty6WfSE?t=19m17

I can see why he has so many fans. !00% pure player

 

[JRTinMA]

Nope. It is a story about a request for a salad toss by a random.....and the repulsed reaction by said random. The other gal barely factored into the story.

She though it was "hilarious" and you read repulsed. The guy may be a scumbag doper but he has one huge ball with the ladies.

This is SOP in Singapore, its not the worst thing to experience, just saying.

 

[Race Radio]

She though it was "hilarious" and you read repulsed. The guy may be a scumbag doper but he has one huge ball with the ladies.

This is SOP in Singapore, its not the worst thing to experience, just saying.

You didn't listen to the interview did you?

 

[Granville57]

It was Tyler who, in his book, spoke of an "inner-circle to the inner-circle" of Lance's world. Now who would've ever suspected such a literal interpretation? One can only imagine the burning jealousy of Liggett, Sherwen and Roll with this revelation.

 

[andy1234]

You cared enough to post, multiple times. We get it, last few months have been hard for you guys. Not my falt

Here is the interview.....the article missed the part about "Is that how he dopes?" "He was dating that chick that he married"

http://youtu.be/IlJhty6WfSE?t=19m17

I can see why he has so many fans. !00% pure player

F@@k me, you are serious

Dude, you are in waaaay too deep.

When another mans sexual preferences become a serious talking point for you, it time to reASSess.

 

[BroDeal]

I sense the beginning of a new twitter blocking campaign. This could be fun.

#saladtossers

 

[Race Radio]

F@@k me, you are serious

Dude, you are in waaaay too deep.

When another mans sexual preferences become a serious talking point for you, it time to reASSess.

I suggest you take your concerns up with Howard Stern and the dozens of media outlets that are running this story. I understand it has been a hard few months for you but it is not my fault