Paris Nice stage 1 Houdan - Houdan 154.5 km The Season Starts Here

[The Hitch]

Sunday 6th of March 2011

Finally ladies and gentlemen.

The moment youve all been waiting for.

The season kicks of FOR REAL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I52UmR01-Y0

 

[taiwan]

Goss.

 

[Ferminal]

Lies... the season starts on Saturday.

 

[El Pistolero]

Double lies, season started at the Omloop. Will be better than stage 1 of Paris-Nice

 

[red_flanders]

Double lies, season started at the Omloop. Will be better than stage 1 of Paris-Nice

Thank you.

 

[Cobblestoned]

The BIG moment is coming closer. The biggest question of this whole cyclingseason will be answered soon.
I am so excited.

 

[The Hitch]

Double lies, season started at the Omloop. Will be better than stage 1 of Paris-Nice

Oomlop was good. Just like some of the other warm up races. A few cobbled riders kicking their preperation off.

But everyone knows Paris Nice is where it all begins.

The Hard Classics riders of the North. The GT armies of the South. Trains of Sprinters from the West. Hard domestiques from the East.

All will answer ASO's call. All descend on Paris. All bring their A game (apart from Andrew of course )

The season of warm up is over

The big races...





... are about to begin

 

[The Hitch]

The BIG moment is coming closer. The biggest question of this whole cyclingseason will be answered soon.
I am so excited.

I predict a big twist as we go to the first ad break.


A cyclist is seen riding a long. His facial features are obscured. Instead the camera cuts from his legs to his bike to his back to his shoes to his wheel, obscure style.

then the camera slowly goes up from the wheel. The first words are heard.

" Im Thor Hushovd, sprinter for Garmin cervello", just as the camera makes it onto his face to reveal it really is him.
___________________________

Still not as bad as this.

And im Samus biggest cheerleader here.

Warning, do not watch if you dont feel like cringing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5320yLK2us

 

[The Hitch]

Still not as bad as this.

And im Samus biggest cheerleader here.

Warning, do not watch if you dont feel like cringing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5320yLK2us

 

[El Pistolero]

Still not as bad as this.

And im Samus biggest cheerleader here.

Warning, do not watch if you dont feel like cringing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5320yLK2us

I wonder why didn't they pick Contador to hold the shoe instead

And lol.

And if you really want to cringe:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7w_xj73U5Q&feature=related

 

[Ryaguas]

Ah man... just look the parcours... Contador tailormade
anyway...
pick is Romain Feillu for the sprint...

lets see how is going Sicard and Beñat in this race...
huh? I thought that Soler was coming... mah... He should be here...

 

[craig1985]

I wonder why didn't they pick Contador to hold the shoe instead

And lol.

And if you really want to cringe:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7w_xj73U5Q&feature=related

I hope you got warned for that.

 

[LukeSchmid]

I wonder why didn't they pick Contador to hold the shoe instead

And lol.

And if you really want to cringe:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7w_xj73U5Q&feature=related

That is bad, really. really bad.

 

[Hugo Koblet]

I wonder why didn't they pick Contador to hold the shoe instead

And lol.

And if you really want to cringe:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7w_xj73U5Q&feature=related

My eyes

 

[Jamsque]

Only god can judge Pipo.

Also, this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln-v2nDCO0g

 

[L'arriviste]

I wonder why didn't they pick Contador to hold the shoe instead

And lol.

And if you really want to cringe:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7w_xj73U5Q&feature=related

And who are the folks who voted 4 'likes' to that?

 

[Christian]

Only god can judge Pipo.

Also, this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln-v2nDCO0g

Lol this is hilarious. I wonder if they listen to that in the Garmin team bus to get hyped up before a race?

I'm Tyler Farrar ... every day.

 

[Hugo Koblet]

Well, if we're turning this thread into the official one for awkward commercials, I'll contribute with this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EV3Bk6coGIs&feature=related

 

[Jamsque]

Well, if we're turning this thread into the official one for awkward commercials, I'll contribute with this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EV3Bk6coGIs&feature=related

I think that is actually pretty funny!

 

[Libertine Seguros]

Sunday 6th of March 2011

Finally ladies and gentlemen.

The moment youve all been waiting for.

The season kicks of FOR REAL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I52UmR01-Y0

I love Paris-Nice to bits. But let's be honest. Look at that profile. This is NOT the moment I've been waiting for at all. That's grotesque.

The season starts in a few days with the better parts of Paris-Nice (though it kind of already started in the Algarve and Tour Med).

 

[El Pistolero]

Yeah, but those races aren't live.

 

[The Sheep]

The real cycling season starts and ends in july.

 

[Jamsque]

The season starts with Milan-San Remo and ends with Lombardia, now as always.

 

[Dekker_Tifosi]

the real season starts in de Ster van Zwolle

 

[The Hitch]

Countdown to the season