Paris Olympics 2024 (non-cycling) thread

[QueenStagiaire]

The cobbles of Paris are getting drenched this evening, unbelievable that we almost never get this in Roubaix.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

The cobbles of Paris are getting drenched this evening, unbelievable that we almost never get this in Roubaix.

Maybe they should do a Roubaix-Paris one day.

 

[Tricycle Rider]

Perhaps not sparkling clean . . . I just heard the E. coli levels today would be too high to hold any swimming events. Probably a lot of toilets flushing with new arrivals the past few days

Huge bummer the Seine is still a bit of a cesspool, but I like that all the action is taking place on or around the river so far. Makes it feel like things are moving along.

 

[QueenStagiaire]

This opening ceremony has a huge fever dream potential

 

[BullsFan22]

Why is Peyton Manning one of the commentators?? What does he have to do with the Olympics?!? 😂🤣😂

 

[Sciatic]

Why is Peyton Manning one of the commentators?? What does he have to do with the Olympics?!? 😂🤣😂

They make the weirdest choices for announcers at Olympics time.

 

[Tricycle Rider]

Huh, Alcaraz and Nadal will play in the doubles - awesome!

Ethiopia distance runners coming in, I'm scared already cause they will clean up! (Unless Kenya beats them to it.)

 

[Samu Cuenca]

How many cyclists have you guys spotted?
I'm only sure about one.

 

[QueenStagiaire]

Pogačar would win the opening ceremony in this weather.

 

[Tricycle Rider]

How many cyclists have you guys spotted?
I'm only sure about one.

Which one?

I tried to spot Gee on the Canadian boat but there were just too many athletes and the boat went by too fast.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Which one?

I tried to spot Gee on the Canadian boat but there were just too many athletes and the boat went by too fast.

Safiya Al Sayegh of UAE. It's easier to get a closer look at the smaller nations. And there are of course many riders who aren't taking part in the ceremony.

 

[QueenStagiaire]

None of the guys riding the time trial should want to get cold and wet the day before, so we won‘t see a lot of cyclists.

 

[RedheadDane]

They make the weirdest choices for announcers at Olympics time.

Some years ago, Danish tv had a commedian commentating synchronized swimming.

None of the guys riding the time trial should want to get cold and wet the day before, so we won‘t see a lot of cyclists.

I thought they were sailing to the venue, not swimming...

 

[Tricycle Rider]

None of the guys riding the time trial should want to get cold and wet the day before, so we won‘t see a lot of cyclists.

Understandable.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

I also assume the Hashimi sisters were in the Afghan delegation, but I can't remember what they look like.

 

[QueenStagiaire]

This is proof that the French actually can‘t weather-manipulate.

 

[Tricycle Rider]

Why is Peyton Manning one of the commentators?? What does he have to do with the Olympics?!? 😂🤣😂

I think he's actually pretty funny and charismatic, and maybe having played in the NFL his knowledge of that sport may transfer to other sports? (One can hope.)

 

[Potomac]

NBC Peacock has decided that nobody wants to watch sports at the olympics.
NBC says people (meaning people aged 10 to 30 that only play sports as video games) want to watch celebrity hosts ( recording artists or comedians etc,) compete with each other for on camera attention.

 

[Tricycle Rider]

This opening ceremony has a huge fever dream potential

I think it's the lip-synching mimes (are they really mimes if they lip-synch?) that are really doing it for me.

Just think, only another three hours to go!

 

[Tricycle Rider]

Doing a runway show now - yes, Paris is known for fashion. But I'd rather see more of the athletes sailing in.

 

[ManicJack]

NBC has an interesting take on "uninterrupted" coverage as they claimed at the start.

 

[BullsFan22]

Hey, there’s Lebron and his daughter Coco!

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Yeah, all that Slovenian jumping would have killed an already tired Pogačar.

 

[Tricycle Rider]

It's getting dark in Paris now, will be cool to see what they will do in the dark.

 

[QueenStagiaire]

Yeah, all that Slovenian jumping would have killed an already tired Pogačar.

I think I at least spotted Luka Mezgec on that Slovenian boat. He looks like one of the teachers from my former school.