Time for the queen stage in the Lowlands.
Stage 6: Eupen - La Roche-en-Ardenne, 176km
GPM:
Col du Maquisard (cat.2) 2,9km @ 5,0%
Côte de la Vecquée (cat.2) 2,4km @ 5,6%
Côte de Xhierfomont (cat.2) 2,9km @ 5,8%
Les Deux Bierleux (cat.3) 1,1km @ 10,6%
Col de Rideux (cat.3) 1,3km @ 9,3%
Côte de Beffe (cat.2) 1,6km @ 9,0%
Côte de Dochamps (cat.2) 4,7km @ 4,6%
Côte de Poteau (cat.1) 9,2km @ 3,2%
Côte de Cielle (cat.3) 1,3km @ 4.3%
Col d'Haussire (cat.1) 3,9km @ 7,0%
Côte de Cielle (cat.3) 1,3km @ 4.3%
Col d'Haussire (cat.1) 3,9km @ 7,0%
Côte de Cielle (cat.3) 1,3km @ 4.3%
Col d'Haussire (cat.1) 3,9km @ 7,0%
Côte de Cielle (cat.3) 1,3km @ 4.3%
Of course, you'll all be aware that Belgium is a pluricentric country, which has multiple linguistic and cultural identities within its borders. The traditional outside view of the country is that it is a straight dichotomy between the Flemings in the north, speaking Flemish/Nederlands and the Walloons in the south, speaking Walloon/French. There are, however, multiple other identities, as in any multi-racial, multi-ethnic 21st society, but we do often overlook the German part of Belgium, which is over to the East, close to the tri-state border with the Netherlands and Germany, and stretches in pockets down to the Luxembourg border too. Anybody who has been to this part of Belgium will have noted the easy and comfortable ties to the bigger, wider German lands to the east, but for much of Belgium the gateway to Germany is to travel eastward, through Liège to the small town of Welkenraedt, from which regular trains through to Aachen run, arranged by the Euregio that connects the whole region around this multinational border - linking Aachen, Maastricht, Hasselt (in Flanders) and Liège (in Wallonie). The de facto of this German-speaking corner of Belgium, much of which was conferred to the Belgians in the Treaty of Versailles after World War I, is the city of Eupen, a city of around 20.000 people 15km from the German border. Officially in the Verviers arrondissement, it therefore lies within Wallonia, but with 90% of the population having German as its first language, signage is duo-lingual, with both French and German noted everywhere you go.
The city periodically hosts racing, with almost all of the notable stage races in the region having paid a visit in recent history. Most recently, Aleksandr Kolobnev won a punchy stage in the Tour de Wallonie in Eupen in 2013, while the Ronde van België has finished in the city twice since 2000 - firstly in 2004 with Björn Leukemans winning, and then again in 2011 where Leukemans was part of the decisive group of four that fought out the win, however was unable to seal the deal because, well, it was 2011, so Philippe Gilbert won because of course he did. For its part, the Eneco Tour, the race that I am aping even if its name has changed, rolled on into town in 2007, when despite it being stage 1, the most decisive road stage of the race took place with Nick Nuyens winning ahead of Thomas Dekker, José Iván Gutiérrez and David Millar, along with the Lotto duo of Jürgen van den Broeck and Leif Hoste just behind (yes, Lotto had two guys in the group and ended with 5th and 6th), setting up the race for the final TT where Guti was able to take the first of his back to back wins in the race.
One of the first things we do in the stage is to ride up towards the Baraque de la Gileppe, near Jalhay. Climbing from the edge of the lake up to the village of Jalhay is a climb that in the earlier stages would have been categorized, with GPM points at a premium, but is not a significant one in this queen stage. It serves as an annual finish in the Ster-Sponsor-Tour (ZLM, Elektro, whatever) and is generally the most selective of the race (previous winners include Zé Gonçalves, Philippe Gilbert (three times), Enrico Gasparotto and Jens Voigt) but often not enough to depose the sprinters from the GC lead.
In fact, the rolling terrain continues with another uncategorized climb leading us into the well-known city of Spa. Named, as you might guess, because it was a town of invigorating baths in ancient times, we are deep into the territory of Liège-Bastogne-Liège, La Doyenne, the old lady of the Ardennes. Sitting between several of the most famous climbs of the region (most notably the Rosier of course), it is an annual presence in the oldest Monument, and was also elevated to Tour infamy after the 2010 stage when Fabian Cancellara neutralized the péloton after his teammates crashed due to oil on the road during one of the most interesting week 1 stages in years. Instead, we had to wait until Sheffield four years later to get an actually interesting road stage in the first three days of the Grande Boucle. It's also an odd town in that two of its most famous international symbols are not actually from Spa - firstly, the motor racing Circuit de Spa-Francorchamps, which is actually around the hamlet of Francorchamps and loops around to neighbouring villages Malmedy and Stavelot (and previously Masta on the old version of the course), and secondly, the detective Hercule Poirot, who
is from Spa, but who crucially doesn't actually exist.
The one well-known LBL climb that we are going to use in this stage is the Col du Maquisard, which is just under 3km in length and averages 5%. It isn't especially steep or threatening and usually serves as a leg-tenderizer between the longer Col du Rosier, perhaps the most sustained length of any LBL climb at difficulty, and the likes of Mont-Theux and the Côte de La Redoute. This leads almost directly into the second half of the northern (easier) side of the lengthy Côte de la Vecquée, usually used as a substitute for the Rosier when road conditions or repairs make it inaccessible for the péloton in late April. And yes, I've labelled Spa in the wrong place on the profile, that's my error as where Spa is marked should be Stoumont.
By now we are deep into the classic terrain with which we associate the Ardennes; lush green forests, verdant valleys and scenery. The next climb of the day is the Côte de Xhierfomont, which ramps up the difficulty slightly, but also adds a few
scenic switchbacks for good measure to add a bit of Alpine flavour to its punchy length of 3km at just under 6%, with some sustained ramps of 10-11%. A very fast descent leads us to a misleadingly lower-categorized climb, Les Deux Bierleux, which is the shortest categorized climb of the day but also has the steepest average gradient, at a punishing 10,6%. It gets
up and over 14% at times and riders will surely not enjoy the grind considering we're still early in the stage here.
A short descent leads to a long but uncategorized drag at 3-4% to Werbemont, because in this stage, even the sections without climbs are far from flat; this one is really going to hurt by the end of the day. A descent on nice wide roads should give the péloton a chance to recoup a bit and manage the break's advantage for a bit, but that's why at the end of it comes another short sharp burst of a climb. After all, the Tour of the Benelux likes to have a bit of a mini-Amstel Gold Race, so why shouldn't it have a bit of a mini-Liège-Bastogne-Liège? The organizers certainly think the same, hence the La Redoute and Houffalize stages of recent years, but my stage is harder than them, mainly as I have more ITT mileage to try to balance (ignore the fact that I designed this stage before the TT, and judged the mileage based on the other stages rather than vice versa). The next climb is the punchy
Col de Rideux. I am only climbing the last 1300m of that profile, but it does keep all but that first tough ramp intact in terms of the toughest parts of it. And the stats match up to the Mur de Huy - although in fairness Huy is less consistent and with a steeper maximum. So this won't be easy.
After this the péloton gets the longest break they will have all day - 15km of terrain that is only rolling to undulating, with no sustained climbing and only some false flats and widish roads to deal with. This means that they can get through the feed station without trouble, before the second half of the stage ramps up the challenges.
The first such challenge is the
Côte de Beffe, an unrelenting 1600m that average 9% including 400m averaging 12% in the first half. But without any false flats, although the gradient slowly eases out, it never reaches a truly manageable level until the very end; the péloton's pain will be compounded by there not being any descent at all, just a brief plateau before they're climbing again on a less steep but significantly longer grind up to the Côte de Dochamps, on a scenic plateau.
The two-stepped ascent amounts to the final 5km of
this profile (which climbs onto the first step of the plateau via a much less challenging route than the Côte de Beffe that we took), so you can see it's not a consistent climb, but there's very little that is an unmanageable gradient; this is more about attrition as climbs of sustained length are not always common in the Benelux, shall we say; there's a good reason they're nicknamed the Low Countries. We then pass
Parc Chlorophylle, a recreational forest park and theme park, on the descent before taking on the longest climb of the entire race which ends at the highest point reached in the race too; because of that fact I've given it the highest categorization, rather than because of any specific difficulty; the meagre average gradient of just over 3% hides some tougher ramps, but none more than around 8-9%. Again, this is more about attrition than anything else, and consolidating the advantages that may or may not have been fought out on the tougher climbs like Les Deux Bierleux and the Côte de Beffe.
The riders then have a fairly long, sustained descent, which begins with some very straight false downhill flat and gradually gets steeper and tougher. They will get familiar with part of this as they will be facing the last section of this descent more often, as we now join a circuit of which there will be three and a half laps, around the finishing town of La Roche-en-Ardenne.
La Roche-en-Ardenne is one of a series of beautiful towns set at bends in the rivers in this region, on this occasion the Mourthe, and is one of the most popular tourist towns in the Ardennes because of its idyllic beauty and opportunities for walking and outdoor activities in beautiful countryside and fresh air - over half the municipal area belonging to the town is forest. In 2013 the town hosted the national championships on a
hilly course with several laps of a 13,8km circuit to the south and east of the town; in a race seemingly set up for Gilbert, the great mayfly Stijn Devolder popped up out of nowhere to solo to victory a minute ahead of the chasing quartet of Meersman, Leukemans and Vanmarcke, with the race favourite tailing in, along with van Avermaet and van den Broeck, a few seconds behind.
My course is 14,7km long and is significantly more difficult than the 2013 nationals course though - so it's probably a good thing that they only have 3 laps of it rather than the 16 or so they did in that race. Firstly, to get to La Roche-en-Ardenne, rather than head directly into town the riders have to turn right off the La Roche road to climb up a fairly benign ascent to the village of Cielle. It's nothing special, but it will have the opportunity to play a role with the inevitably reduced groups, since it comes with just 4km remaining in the circuit (so we see it at 48,1km, 33,4km, 18,7km, and for the final time with just 4km to the line, inevitably). It's 1300m long and averages a little over 4%; the steepest ramps are only around 8% but it is just the sting in the tail on the circuit really; the main course is elsewhere. The descent is quite narrow and technical so chasing down any attacks made on this climb will be difficult. Once the riders have crossed the finish line for the first time and have 3 laps remaining, however, se armó un zapatiesto, because we're taking on what is considered to be the toughest climb in the Ardennes, the Col d'Haussire. But don't take my word for it - there's even a sign.
In fairness, there are a few different ways to get to the Col d'Haussire, and obviously not all of them are the hardest climb in Belgium. The version typically referenced begins in the high street of La Roche and begins with a
narrow, cobbled section called the Côte de Gohette on its two-stepped route (à la the Triple Mur de Monty, another favourite of Belgians seeking out their most brutal walls).
This is the profile for that side; however, I am tackling the Sainte-Marguerite side of the climb; this has no cobbles, but still features
steep and narrow roads with much less respite in the middle, and keeping the super-steep second half of the climb intact.
As you can see, this is a tough, tough climb, and that it accounts for almost 4km of a sub-15km circuit means it's going to be very selective as there's not much flat. In fact, arguably the longest true flat on the circuit is that kilometre in the middle of the climb, since it consists of 1600m at just under 10%, then a brief respite, then ramping back up with 300m @ 12%, before settling in for a final 900m at between 8 and 9%. The steepest ramps are of 19%, and come at the top of the first of the climb's two steps, and at the bottom of the second step, so both of these are good times to make a move. You can watch the ascent
here (part 1 of 2). It's not fun.
The Col d'Haussire is tackled three times, at 39,1km, 24,4km and 9,7km remaining respectively. This should be enough to tempt some moves especially if the punchier or climbier riders have lost time in the rouleur stages in the Netherlands, and because this is the best opportunity for any climbing-adept rider to gain time on those less adept at changing tempo on the climbs, so they'll want to not leave it too late.
After cresting the summit, there's a short and narrow section of descent on the same kind of narrow, forested roads as the climb is on once you get out of the houses, before a sharp left rejoins the earlier course onto the N89, so we follow this until the Côte de Cielle and then the twisty descent back onto the Route de Vecpré that takes us to the finish line. This will be a truly horrible stage to try to control.