Tour of Exmoor: Taunton-Minehead 182km (1.1)
Now, the calendar is pretty saturated already so it's hard to find a place when this could run. My initial thought was midweek between Hamburg and Plouay, so some sprinters can go to find their legs to be sure they can take on hills, and some puncheurs go to prepare for the Canadian Classics. Late August would also make a good prep race for the Tour of Britain. But early season is another option, between February and April, as the weather is worse and it would make a good early season race. However, there are a lot of races going on at this time. October is another option, but the Italian classics are going on at this moment and they are regaining a lot of popularity recently, so could make this race pretty weak, maybe even Velothon level.
Anyway, the race, as you can see, is a very hilly expedition through West Somerset and North Devon, passing by the Quantocks (home to both the proposals of the Peep Show) and Exmoor itself, unsurprisngly. It's a hilly race, with the final 80km not looking out of place in Liege-Bastogne-Liege. The climbs range between fairly easy to 'oh crap, I thought England was flat' level. The length is pretty short, about right for a 1.1 race this hilly I'd say.
The race starts in Taunton, the county town (capital) of Somerset, home to little apart from a nice castle and Somerset County Cricket Club, a decent side that has been home to Sir Viv, Ian Botham and Trescothick over the years. After a short period of flat, the riders take on Dead Women's Ditch, a maginificently named little ramp in the Quantocks. It is a real ramp, averaging over 14% in its 1.3km existence. This should test the legs early on and just wake the riders up a bit. the rest of the first half is just rolling terrain and false flats until Combe Martin, where the race starts proper.
The first climb is Chute Lane - the steep section is only really the opening 1.5km, but that bit averages over 12%, so once again is a real climb. The second climb is also 'bloody steep' (a recurring theme). Martinhoe's opening 500m are ungodly murito level, at over 15%. The next 1.5km are less steep but still a real test, just under 10% before levelling off to 7% for the final part. It is the longest climb so far (that is over 5%) and by this point I expect the peloton to start thinning considerably. The gradients of the climbs mean that it is really hard to control the race and should favour small groups trying their luck, even if there is still a logn way to go. After climbing the climb of West Lyn, which is easier than the previous two, the riders take on Countisbury Hill - the second hardest of the day. This is a longer test than others, but still with the harsh double digit gradients. At the top of the climb, there is an extremely exposed plateau, from which you can even see the sea. As the prevailing winds in this area tend to come from the sea, that could (hopefully) mean some crosswinds. They'll probably be cross-tail, but that should add some spice to the race as well.
The next climb is a short bump, and I haven't added it to the profile even though it is pretty hard, with 500m at 9%. It could serve as a further shake up from a small group up front (no more than 30 at this point I'd say), or as a springboard for attacks. The last climb is Porlock Hill, the most famous Exmoor climb. I was unsure on whether to add it or not, and I admit it there is definitely an argument to be made for it not being there (and I'd appreciate any feedback/opinions on its necessity), just to ensure that a sprint is unlikely. Logistically it could be an issue too, but not majorly. After the little (or medium sized) bump, the riders take a sharp left and then take a right down the other side of Porlock Hill. There they venture through the outskirts of the town before turning right and heading up the hill. At the top of it, riders will see on their left where they rejoined the A39 (the main road there) previously and continue straight for 200m or so before taking the same descent, and they make their way to Minehead, over a little bump (max 7%) and into the town centre. Porlock Hill is genuinely a hard climb, nearly 4km at 9.4%, so will definitely provoke attacks. The little bump could serve riders to distance themselves from others in a small group and try to finish solo. It won't be a sprint, almost definitely, but should prove to be an entertaining race with at least 25km of solid action, hopefully more.
Some people like history in these write ups so I'll include some. Exmoor has been inhabitated for many thousands of years, at least since about 5000 BC. There are also quite a few prehistoric settlements and artefacts, from hill forts to bridges, cairns to henges. Romans left it untouched, but the Normans built a castle there before Henry II made it a royal forest. By 1820, the forest had been divided up and sold to various lords and benefactors. It was most famous for wool trading, but there was also silver mining at Combe Martin. As with every single moor in the UK, there have been sightings of a 'beast', a big cat of some description. As Exmoor is in the South West, it is exceptionally rainy. With little effort, conditions can become extremely misty and look like something straight out of an old folk tale or a horror. Therefore, rain is not only probable but likely. It is exceptionally beuatiful, though.


Now, the calendar is pretty saturated already so it's hard to find a place when this could run. My initial thought was midweek between Hamburg and Plouay, so some sprinters can go to find their legs to be sure they can take on hills, and some puncheurs go to prepare for the Canadian Classics. Late August would also make a good prep race for the Tour of Britain. But early season is another option, between February and April, as the weather is worse and it would make a good early season race. However, there are a lot of races going on at this time. October is another option, but the Italian classics are going on at this moment and they are regaining a lot of popularity recently, so could make this race pretty weak, maybe even Velothon level.
Anyway, the race, as you can see, is a very hilly expedition through West Somerset and North Devon, passing by the Quantocks (home to both the proposals of the Peep Show) and Exmoor itself, unsurprisngly. It's a hilly race, with the final 80km not looking out of place in Liege-Bastogne-Liege. The climbs range between fairly easy to 'oh crap, I thought England was flat' level. The length is pretty short, about right for a 1.1 race this hilly I'd say.

The race starts in Taunton, the county town (capital) of Somerset, home to little apart from a nice castle and Somerset County Cricket Club, a decent side that has been home to Sir Viv, Ian Botham and Trescothick over the years. After a short period of flat, the riders take on Dead Women's Ditch, a maginificently named little ramp in the Quantocks. It is a real ramp, averaging over 14% in its 1.3km existence. This should test the legs early on and just wake the riders up a bit. the rest of the first half is just rolling terrain and false flats until Combe Martin, where the race starts proper.
The first climb is Chute Lane - the steep section is only really the opening 1.5km, but that bit averages over 12%, so once again is a real climb. The second climb is also 'bloody steep' (a recurring theme). Martinhoe's opening 500m are ungodly murito level, at over 15%. The next 1.5km are less steep but still a real test, just under 10% before levelling off to 7% for the final part. It is the longest climb so far (that is over 5%) and by this point I expect the peloton to start thinning considerably. The gradients of the climbs mean that it is really hard to control the race and should favour small groups trying their luck, even if there is still a logn way to go. After climbing the climb of West Lyn, which is easier than the previous two, the riders take on Countisbury Hill - the second hardest of the day. This is a longer test than others, but still with the harsh double digit gradients. At the top of the climb, there is an extremely exposed plateau, from which you can even see the sea. As the prevailing winds in this area tend to come from the sea, that could (hopefully) mean some crosswinds. They'll probably be cross-tail, but that should add some spice to the race as well.

The next climb is a short bump, and I haven't added it to the profile even though it is pretty hard, with 500m at 9%. It could serve as a further shake up from a small group up front (no more than 30 at this point I'd say), or as a springboard for attacks. The last climb is Porlock Hill, the most famous Exmoor climb. I was unsure on whether to add it or not, and I admit it there is definitely an argument to be made for it not being there (and I'd appreciate any feedback/opinions on its necessity), just to ensure that a sprint is unlikely. Logistically it could be an issue too, but not majorly. After the little (or medium sized) bump, the riders take a sharp left and then take a right down the other side of Porlock Hill. There they venture through the outskirts of the town before turning right and heading up the hill. At the top of it, riders will see on their left where they rejoined the A39 (the main road there) previously and continue straight for 200m or so before taking the same descent, and they make their way to Minehead, over a little bump (max 7%) and into the town centre. Porlock Hill is genuinely a hard climb, nearly 4km at 9.4%, so will definitely provoke attacks. The little bump could serve riders to distance themselves from others in a small group and try to finish solo. It won't be a sprint, almost definitely, but should prove to be an entertaining race with at least 25km of solid action, hopefully more.

Some people like history in these write ups so I'll include some. Exmoor has been inhabitated for many thousands of years, at least since about 5000 BC. There are also quite a few prehistoric settlements and artefacts, from hill forts to bridges, cairns to henges. Romans left it untouched, but the Normans built a castle there before Henry II made it a royal forest. By 1820, the forest had been divided up and sold to various lords and benefactors. It was most famous for wool trading, but there was also silver mining at Combe Martin. As with every single moor in the UK, there have been sightings of a 'beast', a big cat of some description. As Exmoor is in the South West, it is exceptionally rainy. With little effort, conditions can become extremely misty and look like something straight out of an old folk tale or a horror. Therefore, rain is not only probable but likely. It is exceptionally beuatiful, though.


