Rejected Forum Thread Ideas

[boomcie]

There was a moron of the year thread last year. Originally created by ACF directed at riders and managers.

http://forum.cyclingnews.com/showthread.php?t=11495

I, probably childishly named a few forum members (including ACF as a joke) and it turned into a thread about forum members too.

Towards the end I included a list of top 10 moronic posters (giving myself the number 1 spot) towards which ACF hilariously replied that I should "add myself to that list", hence solidifying his spot as the real moron of the year.

http://forum.cyclingnews.com/showthread.php?p=396028#post396028
(your fav poster is at number 6 btw).

Anyway point is, based on last year, I am sure you will be given leeway to turn this years moron of the year thread to one about Dekker Tifosi

Lol and many thanks for the suggestion Hitch.

I would appreciate it though if everyone would stop assuming D_T is the user I've been referring to.

He and I are possibly very good friends.

 

[pedaling squares]

1. Wittiest mod interventions
2. Boomcie logic
3. A day in the life of ACF94
4. The attraction between fat guys and light bikes
5. What the mods say about us in the Staff Room
6. Belgians - WTF?
7. Look at me, I am a Vegan! Can I persuade you to become one too?
8. I wonder what krebs is cooking
9. The CN Forum: the death of the witty comeback
10. Worst thread ever

 

[oldborn]

"Quick tutorial on How to crack other user password thread"

 

[Anonymous]

my idea for rejected forum threads ideas got rejected here itself

 

[oldborn]

my idea for rejected forum threads ideas got rejected here itself

You were honest and brave man ,could you describe it in few words?
I guess it have something with s word

 

[Thomsena]

who has the hottest podium guys?

Athletes themselves allowed?

 

[boomcie]

1. Wittiest mod interventions
2. Boomcie logic
3. A day in the life of ACF94
4. The attraction between fat guys and light bikes
5. What the mods say about us in the Staff Room
6. Belgians - WTF?
7. Look at me, I am a Vegan! Can I persuade you to become one too?
8. I wonder what krebs is cooking
9. The CN Forum: the death of the witty comeback
10. Worst thread ever

My logic is gospel!

 

[Anonymous]

You were honest and brave man ,could you describe it in few words?
I guess it have something with s word

naaah ..Aunty Susan wont like it

 

[Susan Westemeyer]

naaah ..Aunty Susan wont like it

Good boy.......



Susan

 

[RedheadDane]

I also don't think we'll ever see a Dudes on Bikes thread....thankfully.

Turned out there indeed was such a thread but...
Isn't that what this forum is mainly about?

That would certainly attract a new audience to the forum!

You mean... people such as me?
Naah... prolly not.
Gotta admit though some of the real riders ain't too bad looking.

Sci-Fi!

who has the hottest podium guys?

I don't think any race actually has podium guys. Bit weird... women's races should have podium guys instead of podium girls...

dammit i hate seeing deleted posts. curiosity.

I know... can't help wondering what they wrote.

This really let me thinking.
2. "Let s laugh and make jerk of forum non first English language user thread"
( grammar, speling, werbs etc)

How you dare make fun of people like me???
Verb is with v not w... just thought I'd tell ya!

 

[Libertine Seguros]

1) Four wheels are better than two
2) Let's drink and drive with Heinrich Haussler!
3) Post excerpts from your teenage diaries here
4) Nothing but pictures of David Clinger thread
5) Understanding lo mejor poster des World: A comprehensive grammatical study of DAOTEC
6) Name a cyclist
7) Reasons why Alberto Contador will never win a Grand Tour
8) HTC-High Road: your favourite moments

 

[Hugh Januss]

There was a moron of the year thread last year. Originally created by ACF directed at riders and managers.

http://forum.cyclingnews.com/showthread.php?t=11495

I, probably childishly named a few forum members (including ACF as a joke) and it turned into a thread about forum members too.

Towards the end I included a list of top 10 moronic posters (giving myself the number 1 spot) towards which ACF hilariously replied that I should "add myself to that list", hence solidifying his spot as the real moron of the year.

This forum would be a cold and humorless place if ACF didn't take himself so seriously.

 

[Black-Balled]

Favourite Erasure song whilst riding?

 

[ImmaculateKadence]

2) Let's drink and drive with Heinrich Haussler!

How about things Tom Boonen puts in his nose

 

[42x16ss]

1) Who owns the Wonderlance sockpuppet handle?
2) How many current pro's have restraining orders on Durian Rider?
3) Euskaltel Euskadi bike handling masterclass (or Schleck brothers)
4) Fabiani's greatest defence statements

 

[daveinzambia]

A thread on crank length where two guys post the same thing on a daily basis in an argument lasting longer than most professionals careers.

surely no one would think that a good idea.

 

[ElChingon]

A thread on crank length where two guys post the same thing on a daily basis in an argument lasting longer than most professionals careers.

surely no one would think that a good idea.

Humm... time for a thread on optimal stem length and angle!

Then a thread on, do we use the bolt on the valve stem or not? Pro's and Con's.

Which would lead to my good old favorite thread, Point - Counter Point!

 

[Martin318is]

A thread on crank length where two guys post the same thing on a daily basis in an argument lasting longer than most professionals careers.

surely no one would think that a good idea.

you're right. Much better to break the discussion up into several interlinked threads.

 

[bicing]

1. THE DEKKER_TIFOSI EDITION OF...

(can also substitute D_T's name for Libertine Serguros)

2. Prudhomme appreciation thread: great Tour route!

3. Moderator Suspensions thread

 

[lancaster]

should amateurs behave like pros?

this should be it's own subforum with threads such as
tips to keep your tan lines through the winter months
should you wear team jerseys?
should people in mismatched kit be beaten at the side of the road?
does a ride count if there was no one there to see it?
only losers wear helmets.
ultimate sock length.
why do mountain bikes exist?

continue ad nauseam

 

[craig1985]

Flicker - finest moments?

 

[Boeing]

apparently the Floyd is soo broke thread was considered a grand conspiracy against the man by Lance and his posse having penetrated the forum.

the morality police strike again

never mind the irony

 

[ElChingon]

apparently the Floyd is soo broke thread was considered a grand conspiracy against the man by Lance and his posse having penetrated the forum.

the morality police strike again

never mind the irony

Then, it takes a week to determine its a bad thread subject

So to stay on topic a thread on, How long it takes to determine a thread is offensive/immoral/in bad taste/duplicate/sock-puppet-ed/advertising/or just in the wrong section.

 

[Libertine Seguros]

Favourite Erasure song whilst riding?

A Little Respect, personally.


How about:
- Post your collection of cyclist figurines
- Dogpile on ACF Thread
- Best ways to consolidate all your debts into one low monthly payment
- Let's laugh at people with debilitating illnesses!
- HTC-Colombia: New Colombian team led by Bob Stapleton!
- Ryo Hazuki's guide to political correctness

 

[usedtobefast]

the **** cheney sucks *** thread