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Ricco's Girlfriend positive for CERA

Aug 13, 2009
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Ricardo Ricco's Girlfriend, Vania Rossi, tested positive for CERA at the Italian Cross Championships. She is out of the Worlds this weekend.

Anyone think Ricco is going to be riding clean this season?
 
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DOH!!!

She was asking for syrup for her pancakes but Ricco thought she said CERA. His bad!
 
Jun 26, 2009
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Haven't been on the forums for ages but this just too awesome to pass up:D

Like one of the previous posters said, you gotta love this sport!
 
Jun 19, 2009
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Escarabajo said:
She got the CERA from a kiss.:D

We don't call it a kiss here...oh, I guess it depends on location and suction. Could be the same thing.
Either way, Ricco gets f***ed afterward.
 
Aug 13, 2009
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BikeCentric said:
But she's too pretty to be a doper! Right?!

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Sep 25, 2009
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the only story that could top it is if ricco never took cera but was transfusing his gf’s same type cera-incubated blood when he was popped... nah, unlikely but gosh this was also unlikely.:eek:

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ironically she will now have 2 years at home with the baby boy.
 
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Ricco will NOT be happy about cyclingnews implying he's gay :D

(the caption under the pic calls his girlfriend "Riccardo Rossi")
 
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You have to laugh, don't you. What a pair. (of eejits). I bet that baby could beat me in a 40k TT.

Maybe Ricco did it when she was asleep as he wanted her to stay at home with the baby :p

Mr Ted King has added his name to the list of cyclists backing up Cav's comments.
 
The family that dopes together, stays together.

Too bad, they aren't a bad looking couple. But you know what they say-"To loook mahvelous, dahling, one must take CERA!!!"

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